Will You Press The Button?

Rebecah Skye Gessner 13 years ago

DONT WANT KIDS ANYWAY SO THIS IS A WIN WIN

lunialation666 4 years ago

me niether kids are a handful

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Mai-chan 9 years ago

I work with kids for a living, and they"re all my babies.♡

Floenele 8 years ago

Agree

Sgtprussia 10 years ago

Marry fictional character from an alternate universe of the universe it's based off of, check. Kidnap children from alleyways while yelling 'SURPRISE ADOPTION', check. This button doesn't fool me.

doge wow 10 years ago

I want sex but no children. Win/win!

Niecerose 9 years ago

Are you Barney Stinson?

Dishawesome 9 years ago

Children or overrated

Jamoxboxjames 9 years ago

Ohhh yeah I can have sex as much as I want without having an exedental children

Joshua Gonzalez 13 years ago

open a orphanage, then I have all the kids I want :)

Dark22 6 years ago

-_- sus that seems like something a pedophile would say

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Connor Brown-Stearns 13 years ago

Gotta love the ones without downsides.

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Bitch, I see disasters and deaths all the time.

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Dustin Michael Loescher 13 years ago

Adoption

acbomb 8 years ago

Your right has having a kid means you birth a kid

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Sam Helm 13 years ago

i'll adopt or live without whatever i'll have some kid i know that i see as mine bring it

Meggie Diana Gillespie 13 years ago

This just means I cannot birth children which I may not be able to anyways, this doesn't mean that I can not take care of other children.

CuriosMi 12 years ago

Forget kids I'm a semi immortal god, why would i want to push something the size of a ribcage out of my vagina anyway.

LordJo667 6 years ago

I already have a daughter XD

Weerwet 10 years ago

Nah, I'll find immortality via retro virus that changes my genome in order to give me regenerative abili-wait why am I telling you? willyoupressthebutton.com/330175

jadyncute6 9 years ago

ID LIKE TO DIE THANK U VERY MUCH

PavanJR 11 years ago

I don't want kids and FUCK YEAH!!

Skylord_Diamond 10 years ago

Adopt one..

The All Knowing Meme Of Horus 11 years ago

Jokes On You,I didn't want a kid anyways.

wowza48 9 years ago

Does that include by adoption?

Hydrow 11 years ago

Well at least my family wont die out! xD

TheRealCrusader 10 years ago

I can raw dog it and no kids ye boi

PLProductions 12 years ago

I don't want kids so WIN WIN MOTHER F***ER!

Jammcb 7 years ago

Who the fuck wants kids

fazbear 9 years ago

Im no greedy

jmarciniak527 11 years ago

adoption

devlee115 2 years ago

i agree with everyone lol i dont want kids anyways

Knight_Earth 10 years ago

Surrogate. Loopholes motherfucker

Austin Whitlow 13 years ago

i can find some ritual to pass my dna/blood into another, essentially making them my child

HolyHeckinHeck 9 years ago

ADOPTION

Zapbw91 11 years ago

Adoption?

Nanami_Kozuki 5 years ago

THIS IS A TOTAL WIN I LIKE THIS ONE

Morrivar 10 years ago

Hell yes, adoption for if I change my mind on the kids thing (which I probably will with forever under my belt)

Cory Neuenkirchen 13 years ago

Good, I don't want to have children.

alishawish2002 9 years ago

Adopt.

jon1597 11 years ago

Hello?

LachlanParker 10 years ago

Think of this as infinite intercourse. Doesn't matter to me, but immortality is.

Piotr Grochowski 11 years ago

But i would die because i am already child so i have myself!!!

Sakura_mochi 9 years ago

Can I still adopt?! I’ve always wanted to adopt a child!

Nao 11 years ago

win win

JayBear 10 years ago

So I can live until I am 9,999,999,999,099,908,955,999,129,999,999,090,909,123 years old?

ecoll1984 12 years ago

Adoption for the win

Tea-Guy 6 years ago

i see this as an absolute win

Rossiter 10 years ago

I just became super attractive, witty, and fit while turning into the opposite gender last button I pressed, so as long as the effects of aging don't apply here, I guess it's lesbian sex for me!

Johan Sandgren 13 years ago

YES!

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

So... I wouldn't have to waste money on condoms and pills? Check. I don't have to get pregnant? Check. I don't have to waste money raising a child? Check. I wouldn't cause overpopulation? Check. Where"s the fucking downside?

DemonLord101 11 years ago

But can you still have sex?

AnajenisiaTarvin 9 years ago

I mean... I got my kids so I guess I am good.

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DemiElstgeest 9 years ago

You adopt

Wolfchild8686 11 years ago

i'd just adopt a kid when they say HAVE kids meaning you give birth to them nothing about adopting them

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