You can live for as long as you want.
but
You can never have children
I will not


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Rebecah Skye Gessner 13 years ago
DONT WANT KIDS ANYWAY SO THIS IS A WIN WIN

lunialation666 4 years ago
me niether kids are a handful
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Mai-chan 9 years ago
I work with kids for a living, and they"re all my babies.♡

Floenele 8 years ago
Agree

Sgtprussia 10 years ago
Marry fictional character from an alternate universe of the universe it's based off of, check. Kidnap children from alleyways while yelling 'SURPRISE ADOPTION', check. This button doesn't fool me.

doge wow 10 years ago
I want sex but no children. Win/win!

Niecerose 9 years ago
Are you Barney Stinson?

Dishawesome 9 years ago
Children or overrated

Jamoxboxjames 9 years ago
Ohhh yeah I can have sex as much as I want without having an exedental children

Joshua Gonzalez 13 years ago
open a orphanage, then I have all the kids I want :)

Dark22 6 years ago
-_- sus that seems like something a pedophile would say
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Connor Brown-Stearns 13 years ago
Gotta love the ones without downsides.

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
Bitch, I see disasters and deaths all the time.
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Dustin Michael Loescher 13 years ago
Adoption

acbomb 8 years ago
Your right has having a kid means you birth a kid
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Sam Helm 13 years ago
i'll adopt or live without whatever i'll have some kid i know that i see as mine bring it

Meggie Diana Gillespie 13 years ago
This just means I cannot birth children which I may not be able to anyways, this doesn't mean that I can not take care of other children.

DemiElstgeest 9 years ago
You adopt

Wolfchild8686 11 years ago
i'd just adopt a kid when they say HAVE kids meaning you give birth to them nothing about adopting them

SimpleWeeaboo 9 years ago
FINALLY I CAN DIE ON COMMAND!

BACONLIFE 11 years ago
Ill have sex before I get this eternal life then I have kids and eternal life fuck u rules

Hyltran 3 years ago
I don’t think I can have children anyway.

Mr goggles 10 years ago
adopt kids

Thomas Sattler 13 years ago
Easy decision, already have two kids :)

Livelongprosper 10 years ago
If you can live for as long as you want say forever than reproduction is useless

Dragonlord247 12 years ago
Who needs kids?

moistcr1TiKaLttv 6 years ago
fuck kids. DON'T TAKE THT LITERALLY

HeulanThe4th 9 years ago
I don't want to watch the world die around me

davidxj7_ 11 years ago
Win-Fucking-Win 🏆

setokabia 6 years ago
screw kids they are to expensive to take care of #rich life

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago
I can still adopt kids...

coolguyCLM 11 years ago
wow internet...

silverwolf13 10 years ago
Spirm banks

Aerrohero300 12 years ago
How can u guys be so cruel? U no want to see YOUR kids grow up and have a good life? Most of you WILL have kids so... This is coming from a 13 year old :\\\\

cute cupcakes 11 years ago
True

KingGhidorah53 2 years ago
Not saying that I do want kids but can't you just adopt

RoadHogMChook'em 10 years ago
nope if pushed it i would only live 1 day.

Koalas4life 8 years ago
ADOPTION BIRCHES

Koalas4life 8 years ago
*BITCHES

Yuki The Salty 11 years ago
adoption~

jesusthelord 5 years ago
win win

Jack the boss 10 years ago
Unlimited. Sex

Patrícia Silva 13 years ago
ofc

Endbro 9 years ago
Just adopted a kid you see it did not say that

allieluvducks 11 years ago
Adopt

JDexter 10 years ago
Adoption...

TiffanyS 11 years ago
What's the downside? I hate kids. Immortality. Fuck yeah, bitches.

i-am-a-depressed-duck 9 years ago
"You can live for as long as you want." I probably wouldve been dead about 5 months ago.

plzimasimplepoof 11 years ago
I WANT TO ADOPT ANYWAY FUCK YEAH NO PERIODS

AngyDent13 10 years ago
Adoption

Aissling 12 years ago
Adoption!

ZynzyLinxx 6 years ago
That is more like a blessing !

Abaddon.Bradbury 10 years ago
THATS WHY I HAVE SIBLINGS

fjm3 10 years ago
true that..win win.

Bengisu IyidoÄŸan 13 years ago
No downside?

XardeTheWarlord 8 years ago
Adopt ;)

dudebro101 11 years ago
:/ no deal
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