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You can live for as long as you want.
but
You can never have children
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Rebecah Skye Gessner12 years ago
DONT WANT KIDS ANYWAY SO THIS IS A WIN WIN

lunialation6663 years ago
me niether kids are a handful
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Mai-chan8 years ago
I work with kids for a living, and they"re all my babies.♡

Floenele7 years ago
Agree

Sgtprussia9 years ago
Marry fictional character from an alternate universe of the universe it's based off of, check. Kidnap children from alleyways while yelling 'SURPRISE ADOPTION', check. This button doesn't fool me.

doge wow9 years ago
I want sex but no children. Win/win!

Niecerose8 years ago
Are you Barney Stinson?

Dishawesome8 years ago
Children or overrated

Jamoxboxjames8 years ago
Ohhh yeah I can have sex as much as I want without having an exedental children

Joshua Gonzalez12 years ago
open a orphanage, then I have all the kids I want :)

Dark224 years ago
-_- sus that seems like something a pedophile would say
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Connor Brown-Stearns12 years ago
Gotta love the ones without downsides.

NiftyChibi7 years ago
Bitch, I see disasters and deaths all the time.
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Dustin Michael Loescher12 years ago
Adoption

acbomb6 years ago
Your right has having a kid means you birth a kid
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Sam Helm12 years ago
i'll adopt or live without whatever i'll have some kid i know that i see as mine bring it

Meggie Diana Gillespie12 years ago
This just means I cannot birth children which I may not be able to anyways, this doesn't mean that I can not take care of other children.

Melony Sakura9 years ago
No no I want to have kids so my fam can continue and besides I don't want to become wrinkly for a LONGG time

Adriel Berrios12 years ago
I would have kids and die for them like a nice person

KAYork03177 years ago
This is easy. I don’t want kids so BOOM

PoopyPotato9 years ago
If your a man, you ain't getting no kids. Just get a wife and get her to give kids o,o

Dark-ash-karma8 years ago
Adoption

saifeldin10 years ago
i don't need kids on my life

Ocean_blue_fox7 years ago
I don’t want kids

Oxnerd9 years ago
FUCK KIDS ARE YOU SRS

QdaClue8 years ago
Screw those dirty little bastards, I ain't stretching for no one!

Kalion10 years ago
first of all there's no reason to have children, you can carry on your legacy your self, plus you can adopt

LunaMillerZH2 years ago
You mean to tell me I get free, reliable birth control with no side effects and on top of that I can choose to live for as long as I want? Where's the downside?

blackheart919 years ago
adopition and that takes away a few worrys

Maximilian Schönbäck12 years ago
i like the ones that are double win situations!

Skylord_Diamond8 years ago
Adopt one..

CuriosMi10 years ago
Forget kids I'm a semi immortal god, why would i want to push something the size of a ribcage out of my vagina anyway.

LordJo6674 years ago
I already have a daughter XD

Weerwet9 years ago
Nah, I'll find immortality via retro virus that changes my genome in order to give me regenerative abili-wait why am I telling you? willyoupressthebutton.com/330175

jadyncute67 years ago
ID LIKE TO DIE THANK U VERY MUCH

PavanJR10 years ago
I don't want kids and FUCK YEAH!!

Jammcb6 years ago
Who the fuck wants kids

The All Knowing Meme Of Horus9 years ago
Jokes On You,I didn't want a kid anyways.

wowza488 years ago
Does that include by adoption?

Hydrow10 years ago
Well at least my family wont die out! xD

TheRealCrusader9 years ago
I can raw dog it and no kids ye boi

PLProductions11 years ago
I don't want kids so WIN WIN MOTHER F***ER!

fazbear8 years ago
Im no greedy

jmarciniak52710 years ago
adoption

devlee11510 months ago
i agree with everyone lol i dont want kids anyways

Knight_Earth9 years ago
Surrogate. Loopholes motherfucker

Austin Whitlow12 years ago
i can find some ritual to pass my dna/blood into another, essentially making them my child

HolyHeckinHeck7 years ago
ADOPTION

Zapbw919 years ago
Adoption?

Nanami_Kozuki4 years ago
THIS IS A TOTAL WIN I LIKE THIS ONE

Morrivar9 years ago
Hell yes, adoption for if I change my mind on the kids thing (which I probably will with forever under my belt)

Cory Neuenkirchen12 years ago
Good, I don't want to have children.

alishawish20027 years ago
Adopt.

jon15979 years ago
Hello?

LachlanParker8 years ago
Think of this as infinite intercourse. Doesn't matter to me, but immortality is.

Piotr Grochowski10 years ago
But i would die because i am already child so i have myself!!!
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