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59984 (63%) people have pressed this button, while 34518 (37%) did not.
You can live for as long as you want.
but
You can never have children
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Rebecah Skye Gessner 13 years ago
DONT WANT KIDS ANYWAY SO THIS IS A WIN WIN

lunialation666 4 years ago
me niether kids are a handful
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Mai-chan 9 years ago
I work with kids for a living, and they"re all my babies.♡

Floenele 8 years ago
Agree

Sgtprussia 10 years ago
Marry fictional character from an alternate universe of the universe it's based off of, check. Kidnap children from alleyways while yelling 'SURPRISE ADOPTION', check. This button doesn't fool me.

doge wow 10 years ago
I want sex but no children. Win/win!

Niecerose 9 years ago
Are you Barney Stinson?

Dishawesome 9 years ago
Children or overrated

Jamoxboxjames 9 years ago
Ohhh yeah I can have sex as much as I want without having an exedental children

Joshua Gonzalez 13 years ago
open a orphanage, then I have all the kids I want :)

Dark22 6 years ago
-_- sus that seems like something a pedophile would say
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Connor Brown-Stearns 13 years ago
Gotta love the ones without downsides.

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
Bitch, I see disasters and deaths all the time.
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Dustin Michael Loescher 13 years ago
Adoption

acbomb 8 years ago
Your right has having a kid means you birth a kid
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Sam Helm 13 years ago
i'll adopt or live without whatever i'll have some kid i know that i see as mine bring it

Meggie Diana Gillespie 13 years ago
This just means I cannot birth children which I may not be able to anyways, this doesn't mean that I can not take care of other children.

outsideguy 5 years ago
What if you never want children?

Luxray100 10 years ago
Hahaha I can't have kids anyway! XD

Shannan T Peck 13 years ago
Adoption. Gotta love adoption.

nikkiisquestiongherexsistence 9 years ago
I don’t want to go through the pain of giving birth.

Ferchuz_a 11 years ago
It hurts so i don't care ;)

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Adoption...

Derpwhalez 11 years ago
Simple, I'll adopt a couple of kids! Problem solved! XD

pikachu1626 9 years ago
noooooooooo one button I pressed before said I can have any super p0ower and my first child will be born when I'm twelve and I want that child in 2 yrs coz I'm 10

The KKD 11 years ago
I want kids.

thelocalcannon 10 years ago
assassinates the future hitlers boom your welcome history

tukerfitties 12 years ago
I can still have sex

xXCheezyXx 6 years ago
It is okay because I'm gay. Also, it doesn't say anything about adoption

ThePixelNerd 11 years ago
Cats. That's the only solution.

520a 4 months ago
坏处在哪

Melony Sakura 10 years ago
No no I want to have kids so my fam can continue and besides I don't want to become wrinkly for a LONGG time

Adriel Berrios 13 years ago
I would have kids and die for them like a nice person

KAYork0317 8 years ago
This is easy. I don’t want kids so BOOM

PoopyPotato 11 years ago
If your a man, you ain't getting no kids. Just get a wife and get her to give kids o,o

Dark-ash-karma 9 years ago
Adoption

saifeldin 11 years ago
i don't need kids on my life

Ocean_blue_fox 9 years ago
I don’t want kids

Oxnerd 11 years ago
FUCK KIDS ARE YOU SRS

QdaClue 9 years ago
Screw those dirty little bastards, I ain't stretching for no one!

Kalion 11 years ago
first of all there's no reason to have children, you can carry on your legacy your self, plus you can adopt

LunaMillerZH 3 years ago
You mean to tell me I get free, reliable birth control with no side effects and on top of that I can choose to live for as long as I want? Where's the downside?

blackheart91 10 years ago
adopition and that takes away a few worrys

Maximilian Schönbäck 13 years ago
i like the ones that are double win situations!

Skylord_Diamond 10 years ago
Adopt one..

CuriosMi 12 years ago
Forget kids I'm a semi immortal god, why would i want to push something the size of a ribcage out of my vagina anyway.

LordJo667 6 years ago
I already have a daughter XD

Weerwet 10 years ago
Nah, I'll find immortality via retro virus that changes my genome in order to give me regenerative abili-wait why am I telling you? willyoupressthebutton.com/330175

jadyncute6 9 years ago
ID LIKE TO DIE THANK U VERY MUCH

PavanJR 11 years ago
I don't want kids and FUCK YEAH!!

PLProductions 12 years ago
I don't want kids so WIN WIN MOTHER F***ER!

Jammcb 7 years ago
Who the fuck wants kids

The All Knowing Meme Of Horus 11 years ago
Jokes On You,I didn't want a kid anyways.

wowza48 9 years ago
Does that include by adoption?

Hydrow 11 years ago
Well at least my family wont die out! xD

TheRealCrusader 10 years ago
I can raw dog it and no kids ye boi
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