Will You Press The Button?

Rebecah Skye Gessner 13 years ago

DONT WANT KIDS ANYWAY SO THIS IS A WIN WIN

lunialation666 4 years ago

me niether kids are a handful

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Mai-chan 9 years ago

I work with kids for a living, and they"re all my babies.♡

Floenele 8 years ago

Agree

Sgtprussia 10 years ago

Marry fictional character from an alternate universe of the universe it's based off of, check. Kidnap children from alleyways while yelling 'SURPRISE ADOPTION', check. This button doesn't fool me.

doge wow 10 years ago

I want sex but no children. Win/win!

Niecerose 9 years ago

Are you Barney Stinson?

Dishawesome 9 years ago

Children or overrated

Jamoxboxjames 9 years ago

Ohhh yeah I can have sex as much as I want without having an exedental children

Joshua Gonzalez 13 years ago

open a orphanage, then I have all the kids I want :)

Dark22 6 years ago

-_- sus that seems like something a pedophile would say

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Connor Brown-Stearns 13 years ago

Gotta love the ones without downsides.

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Bitch, I see disasters and deaths all the time.

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Dustin Michael Loescher 13 years ago

Adoption

acbomb 8 years ago

Your right has having a kid means you birth a kid

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Sam Helm 13 years ago

i'll adopt or live without whatever i'll have some kid i know that i see as mine bring it

Meggie Diana Gillespie 13 years ago

This just means I cannot birth children which I may not be able to anyways, this doesn't mean that I can not take care of other children.

HolyHeckinHeck 8 years ago

ADOPTION

Zapbw91 11 years ago

Adoption?

fazbear 9 years ago

Im no greedy

jmarciniak527 11 years ago

adoption

devlee115 2 years ago

i agree with everyone lol i dont want kids anyways

Knight_Earth 10 years ago

Surrogate. Loopholes motherfucker

Austin Whitlow 13 years ago

i can find some ritual to pass my dna/blood into another, essentially making them my child

LachlanParker 10 years ago

Think of this as infinite intercourse. Doesn't matter to me, but immortality is.

Piotr Grochowski 11 years ago

But i would die because i am already child so i have myself!!!

Nanami_Kozuki 5 years ago

THIS IS A TOTAL WIN I LIKE THIS ONE

Morrivar 10 years ago

Hell yes, adoption for if I change my mind on the kids thing (which I probably will with forever under my belt)

Cory Neuenkirchen 13 years ago

Good, I don't want to have children.

alishawish2002 9 years ago

Adopt.

jon1597 11 years ago

Hello?

Tea-Guy 6 years ago

i see this as an absolute win

Sakura_mochi 9 years ago

Can I still adopt?! I’ve always wanted to adopt a child!

Nao 11 years ago

win win

JayBear 10 years ago

So I can live until I am 9,999,999,999,099,908,955,999,129,999,999,090,909,123 years old?

ecoll1984 12 years ago

Adoption for the win

AnajenisiaTarvin 9 years ago

I mean... I got my kids so I guess I am good.

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Rossiter 10 years ago

I just became super attractive, witty, and fit while turning into the opposite gender last button I pressed, so as long as the effects of aging don't apply here, I guess it's lesbian sex for me!

Johan Sandgren 13 years ago

YES!

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

So... I wouldn't have to waste money on condoms and pills? Check. I don't have to get pregnant? Check. I don't have to waste money raising a child? Check. I wouldn't cause overpopulation? Check. Where"s the fucking downside?

DemonLord101 11 years ago

But can you still have sex?

Hyltran 3 years ago

I don’t think I can have children anyway.

Mr goggles 10 years ago

adopt kids

Thomas Sattler 13 years ago

Easy decision, already have two kids :)

DemiElstgeest 9 years ago

You adopt

Wolfchild8686 11 years ago

i'd just adopt a kid when they say HAVE kids meaning you give birth to them nothing about adopting them

SimpleWeeaboo 9 years ago

FINALLY I CAN DIE ON COMMAND!

BACONLIFE 11 years ago

Ill have sex before I get this eternal life then I have kids and eternal life fuck u rules

HeulanThe4th 9 years ago

I don't want to watch the world die around me

davidxj7_ 11 years ago

Win-Fucking-Win ðŸ†

Livelongprosper 10 years ago

If you can live for as long as you want say forever than reproduction is useless

Dragonlord247 12 years ago

Who needs kids?

moistcr1TiKaLttv 6 years ago

fuck kids. DON'T TAKE THT LITERALLY

silverwolf13 10 years ago

Spirm banks

Aerrohero300 12 years ago

How can u guys be so cruel? U no want to see YOUR kids grow up and have a good life? Most of you WILL have kids so... This is coming from a 13 year old :\\\\

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