I work with kids for a living, and they"re all my babies.♡
Floenele8 years ago
Agree
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Sgtprussia10 years ago
Marry fictional character from an alternate universe of the universe it's based off of, check. Kidnap children from alleyways while yelling 'SURPRISE ADOPTION', check. This button doesn't fool me.
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doge wow10 years ago
I want sex but no children. Win/win!
Niecerose9 years ago
Are you Barney Stinson?
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Dishawesome9 years ago
Children or overrated
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Jamoxboxjames9 years ago
Ohhh yeah I can have sex as much as I want without having an exedental children
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Joshua Gonzalez13 years ago
open a orphanage, then I have all the kids I want :)
Dark226 years ago
-_- sus that seems like something a pedophile would say
i'll adopt or live without whatever i'll have some kid i know that i see as mine bring it
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Meggie Diana Gillespie13 years ago
This just means I cannot birth children which I may not be able to anyways, this doesn't mean that I can not take care of other children.
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outsideguy5 years ago
What if you never want children?
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Luxray10010 years ago
Hahaha I can't have kids anyway! XD
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Shannan T Peck13 years ago
Adoption. Gotta love adoption.
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nikkiisquestiongherexsistence9 years ago
I don’t want to go through the pain of giving birth.
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Ferchuz_a11 years ago
It hurts so i don't care ;)
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Drawesomethewizard10 years ago
Adoption...
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Derpwhalez 11 years ago
Simple, I'll adopt a couple of kids! Problem solved! XD
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pikachu16269 years ago
noooooooooo one button I pressed before said I can have any super p0ower and my first child will be born when I'm twelve and I want that child in 2 yrs
coz I'm 10
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The KKD11 years ago
I want kids.
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thelocalcannon10 years ago
assassinates the future hitlers boom your welcome history
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tukerfitties12 years ago
I can still have sex
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xXCheezyXx6 years ago
It is okay because I'm gay. Also, it doesn't say anything about adoption
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ThePixelNerd11 years ago
Cats. That's the only solution.
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520a4 months ago
坏处在哪
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Melony Sakura10 years ago
No no I want to have kids so my fam can continue and besides I don't want to become wrinkly for a LONGG time
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Adriel Berrios13 years ago
I would have kids and die for them like a nice person
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KAYork03178 years ago
This is easy. I don’t want kids so BOOM
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PoopyPotato11 years ago
If your a man, you ain't getting no kids. Just get a wife and get her to give kids o,o
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Dark-ash-karma9 years ago
Adoption
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saifeldin11 years ago
i don't need kids on my life
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Ocean_blue_fox9 years ago
I don’t want kids
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Oxnerd11 years ago
FUCK KIDS ARE YOU SRS
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QdaClue9 years ago
Screw those dirty little bastards, I ain't stretching for no one!
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Kalion11 years ago
first of all there's no reason to have children, you can carry on your legacy your self, plus you can adopt
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LunaMillerZH3 years ago
You mean to tell me I get free, reliable birth control with no side effects and on top of that I can choose to live for as long as I want? Where's the downside?
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blackheart9110 years ago
adopition and that takes away a few worrys
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Maximilian Schönbäck13 years ago
i like the ones that are double win situations!
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Skylord_Diamond10 years ago
Adopt one..
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CuriosMi12 years ago
Forget kids I'm a semi immortal god, why would i want to push something the size of a ribcage out of my vagina anyway.
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LordJo6676 years ago
I already have a daughter XD
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Weerwet10 years ago
Nah, I'll find immortality via retro virus that changes my genome in order to give me regenerative abili-wait why am I telling you? willyoupressthebutton.com/330175
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