Will You Press The Button?

mnop3 months ago

Define "have"? If I choose a female tigress, will she belong to me by law, but will try to eat me (as a normal tigress would) OR will she be my loyal pet? If the latter, it might be worth the pimple-sized-dick-removal-surgery. If the former, then I'll just adopt a kitten from a shelter instead.

kittyguy14 days ago

also define small, it could mean small in relative to other dicks or small relative to a human leg (so 9 inches)

genthn9 years ago

I HAVE NO DICK YAYYYY

Zer0billion8 years ago

You grow one then

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Tooty8 years ago

What if you"re a female and straight? Can we have any man we want but have small tits?

SeabassJames7 years ago

Nope. You get any female (doesn't have to be for romance), and you get a small penis that you didn't have before. It can either grow from your body or be a disembodied penis that is handed to you by the female you get.

PogChamp694 years ago

I get a girlfriend and a larger penis? Count me in

Samantha Evelfa de Mattos12 years ago

Not a very universal question

Lepidobatrachus-laevis4 years ago

MAKE THE FUCKING SANDWICH

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NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago

Okay, first of all people need to stop assuming genders and sexualities. Second of all, no

Bxsic7 years ago

Shut up bitch no one cares

Mai-chan8 years ago

I don't want females and I don't have a dick.

Mai-chan8 years ago

I know it"s not a big deal. Never said it was. However...still don't want a dick. XD

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Youthfuldragon294 years ago

i already have a small dick lol

Personwithagun2 years ago

That’s what I said 😂🥲😢😥😓😪

killstien9 years ago

Sexism! I refuse to answer

Bxsic7 years ago

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Elise Taylor12 years ago

As a female myself, this is especially troubling.

EvanCarnell7 years ago

So u will have a small Virginia

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Bhavya8 years ago

Anything for Selena Gomez.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Yes HANDS OFF!!!

x_Stardust_x8 years ago

Joke"s on you I'm a pansexual female. No dick and more chances thanks

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

What does PANSEXUAL mean? O.o

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Lillyanderson7 years ago

I hate how women are objects up for bargain on this app

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Well if she does not mind I'm OK.

ShianaWolfie7 years ago

I did not cause I'm a girl XD

Kate Lagana12 years ago

What's up with all the dilemma questions hoping we can treat women as objects and it'll be OK? Just saying..

datboi4274 years ago

ikr? i too am a dude and i think thats some fricked up crap that some guys think its ok to treat women like a possession. and NO, im not a simp, i just have a strong feeling about this topic for some odd reason... probs cuz im bi. and like 2% femboy but we dont talk about that

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StormyAnne7 years ago

Sooo I get to live out my fantasies of being with women AND get to experimant with having a penis? FUCK YEAH BOI!!!!!

MGGoku8 years ago

DID U JUST ASSUME MY GENDER

shalemik7 years ago

Yup

Some-Random-Girl8 years ago

I don't have a dick, I have a vagina and I'm gay as hell so....

AngryBirdsgirl8 years ago

I'm a girl so..........

Hawk-Of-Doom8 years ago

*Joyfull cheers eminate from transboys* I honestly don't see the downside hahaha

John--8 years ago

You cant get a girl with a small dick

dankmemes1018 years ago

Some girls don't care about dick size *cough cough me*

Galagacat8 years ago

I'm bi sooooo

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

I'm dislikeing mmdfreack1410 just for that picture!

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prototip998 years ago

How small is small?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

It couldn't be much smaller than yours! ;-D

Ryan Hash12 years ago

Obviously if you can have every woman you want the size isn't what matters.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Don't count on it.

Devin Brink12 years ago

already have a small dick, just a win for me lol

Gravityfallsfan2 years ago

Same

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Gabriel Vaughn12 years ago

I'm gay tho...

Mclovin20169 years ago

same here

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Tosj Brooks12 years ago

But..I'm a lady

Zer0billion8 years ago

You grow a dick then

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iiEpic9 years ago

She'd Be Laughing At My Dick But Plastic Sergery :3

YovanW5 years ago

I dont really like 3d girl tbh

PogChamp694 years ago

Then take chocola

Gem-Bandit037 years ago

This question is stereotypical what do I press??

IVI Entity IVI9 years ago

Having a smaller dick pleases a girl more. True fact

buttonkitty9 years ago

I just want to suck a dick. Just saying.

xXCordelia_rulezzXx7 years ago

Ummmmm I'm a girl.

firewaffle9 years ago

masterbation is key

KandyVincent8 years ago

in case your too stupid to comprehend... this would be worse for girls... it would give girls a small dick. men would either have a smaller dick or if it was already small no difference

azerdullah8 months ago

what in a jar?

Dank doge dorito 8 years ago

Never said they wouldnt be slaves

Lillyanderson7 years ago

WHAT

inkredeble10 years ago

Doesn't specify how small it is, when clicking this I saw small as 10 inches soft. Or whatever someone would prefer (used it as an example)

I.Am.A.Unicorn9 years ago

#itscoolbeingalesbian

kirbo-the-main-charcter3 years ago

um how do i say this instad my balls are big

FallOutBoyisLife9 years ago

This question is so idiotic.

JohnPariah11 years ago

I would never force someone to let me "have" them plus I don't really want to have a small dick, it just makes things more difficult in general

fluffypow209127 years ago

I'm a girl 눈_눈

davetheblob9 years ago

viagra...

ihatealarmclocks4 years ago

*laughs in lesbian*

PogChamp694 years ago

You atleast gotta let me watch

Rosemint9 years ago

SCORE ONE FOR THE LESBIANS *SLAMS BUTTON*

pirate_undertale_kitty9 years ago

How about the small dick that magically grows on you?

James McDonnell12 years ago

Compared to who? After all if I'm small compared to a horse who cares, and even staying within human limits it still matters who I'm being compared to.

PAWPatrolFanatic7 years ago

what if you"re a GIRL?

ckonnnne9 years ago

Sice does not matter

One-Sixty8 years ago

There is an eternal downside guys

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