Will You Press The Button?

mnop 2 years ago

Define "have"? If I choose a female tigress, will she belong to me by law, but will try to eat me (as a normal tigress would) OR will she be my loyal pet? If the latter, it might be worth the pimple-sized-dick-removal-surgery. If the former, then I'll just adopt a kitten from a shelter instead.

kittyguy last year

also define small, it could mean small in relative to other dicks or small relative to a human leg (so 9 inches)

genthn 11 years ago

I HAVE NO DICK YAYYYY

Zer0billion 9 years ago

You grow one then

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Tooty 9 years ago

What if you"re a female and straight? Can we have any man we want but have small tits?

SeabassJames 8 years ago

Nope. You get any female (doesn't have to be for romance), and you get a small penis that you didn't have before. It can either grow from your body or be a disembodied penis that is handed to you by the female you get.

Samantha Evelfa de Mattos 13 years ago

Not a very universal question

Lepidobatrachus-laevis 5 years ago

MAKE THE FUCKING SANDWICH

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Mai-chan 9 years ago

I don't want females and I don't have a dick.

Mai-chan 9 years ago

I know it"s not a big deal. Never said it was. However...still don't want a dick. XD

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PogChamp69 5 years ago

I get a girlfriend and a larger penis? Count me in

Elise Taylor 13 years ago

As a female myself, this is especially troubling.

EvanCarnell 8 years ago

So u will have a small Virginia

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killstien 10 years ago

Sexism! I refuse to answer

Bxsic 8 years ago

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Youthfuldragon29 6 years ago

i already have a small dick lol

Personwithagun 4 years ago

That’s what I said 😂🥲😢😥😓😪

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq 9 years ago

Okay, first of all people need to stop assuming genders and sexualities. Second of all, no

Bxsic 8 years ago

Shut up bitch no one cares

Bhavya 10 years ago

Anything for Selena Gomez.

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

Yes HANDS OFF!!!

x_Stardust_x 10 years ago

Joke"s on you I'm a pansexual female. No dick and more chances thanks

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

What does PANSEXUAL mean? O.o

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Kate Lagana 13 years ago

What's up with all the dilemma questions hoping we can treat women as objects and it'll be OK? Just saying..

datboi427 6 years ago

ikr? i too am a dude and i think thats some fricked up crap that some guys think its ok to treat women like a possession. and NO, im not a simp, i just have a strong feeling about this topic for some odd reason... probs cuz im bi. and like 2% femboy but we dont talk about that

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Lillyanderson 8 years ago

I hate how women are objects up for bargain on this app

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

Well if she does not mind I'm OK.

ShianaWolfie 9 years ago

I did not cause I'm a girl XD

StormyAnne 9 years ago

Sooo I get to live out my fantasies of being with women AND get to experimant with having a penis? FUCK YEAH BOI!!!!!

MGGoku 9 years ago

DID U JUST ASSUME MY GENDER

shalemik 8 years ago

Yup

Some-Random-Girl 9 years ago

I don't have a dick, I have a vagina and I'm gay as hell so....

AngryBirdsgirl 9 years ago

I'm a girl so..........

Hawk-Of-Doom 9 years ago

*Joyfull cheers eminate from transboys* I honestly don't see the downside hahaha

John-- 9 years ago

You cant get a girl with a small dick

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Some girls don't care about dick size *cough cough me*

Galagacat 10 years ago

I'm bi sooooo

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

I'm dislikeing mmdfreack1410 just for that picture!

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prototip99 10 years ago

How small is small?

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

It couldn't be much smaller than yours! ;-D

Ryan Hash 13 years ago

Obviously if you can have every woman you want the size isn't what matters.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Don't count on it.

Devin Brink 13 years ago

already have a small dick, just a win for me lol

Gravityfallsfan 3 years ago

Same

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Gabriel Vaughn 13 years ago

I'm gay tho...

Mclovin2016 10 years ago

same here

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Tosj Brooks 13 years ago

But..I'm a lady

Zer0billion 9 years ago

You grow a dick then

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Tony500 11 years ago

If someones a female, the button becomes crap.

CrusherMakesMemes 3 years ago

I already have a small IRL

Gorog slayer 10 years ago

Ever heard of pills?

wolfgal202 12 years ago

Well, I'm a girl, so....

BaiyueKunlan 8 years ago

small dick with small female.... oh that"s thought is pretty evil!

FOR THE LOLS! 11 years ago

For the last time IM A GIRL

Green_bean 5 years ago

I'm gay

Panfoo123 10 years ago

-Loophole i am not a dude the bad side doesn't effect me and im bi-

Austin Whitlow 13 years ago

plastic surgery bitch

Sky_the_bisexuwhale 9 years ago

I don't wanna dick let a lone a small one

Jackiplierfan101 11 years ago

Does ANYBODY realize there are females too? How would my vagay-gay turn into a DICK!?!

rafaspasta 9 years ago

me sient muy ofendido

DeeZ buttons 11 years ago

Go to the surgery..

Hereuall2 9 years ago

Wonder Woman

Mr Medical 11 years ago

Just take drugs to expand your dong.

winterxhawk 10 years ago

I am a female. Why would I have a D?

liass12 11 years ago

plastic surgery ( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

LogicVsEminem 7 years ago

Is like now but I can have any feamale I want.......fuck yeah

Animal lover 101 10 years ago

I'm not a boy but if I was she would brake up with me because I have a small dick

Norine2333 2 years ago

i'm a female

koopoo31 10 years ago

why nawt, any woman i want and no negative effects

WhimsicalMagnus 11 years ago

already got a small dick, so yay for all the free ladies and sex

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