Will You Press The Button?

ItsNoob 11 years ago

Simple. Dont marry anybody.

FormalEnderman10 last year

Big brayn 4 da whin

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StraightOuttaMewni 10 years ago

I'm gonna be single till caillou grows hair

Megan Straka 13 years ago

Simple, don't get married.

dabmaster14 6 years ago

yeah bro

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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

Wel, I don't have a husband, and it only said my CURRENT husband dies. HAHA LOOPHOLE

ur_mum 9 years ago

it never said current lean to read Pally

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The-Doctor 10 years ago

Curse of the timelords

Xederam 10 years ago

i don't see any upsides

TamashiNeko 11 years ago

1) I don't want to live forever. 2) I don't have or want a wife/husband. ;)

MelanieMartinez 10 years ago

Yup same

Vixa 9 years ago

Loophole: It says wife, not girlfriend

Xx_GokuLuv69_xX 2 years ago

shut the fuck up pussy

aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo 9 years ago

then be batman

IrinaDemirgian 9 years ago

You people are so stuck on the idea of living forever

Sif133 10 years ago

I dont wanna live forever anyway... i don't wanna see all my loved ones die and see the world get destroyed...

tHEgLiTcHgOD 10 years ago

..... i dont want to live forever

Hello8271 10 years ago

Living forever is the downside here.

shewhobringsthenight 11 years ago

Cool, so i'll get another.

Angel Eyler 13 years ago

is it bad that this is literally what i want?

Migdin1 9 years ago

I dont think so

Mew Ashley 13 years ago

I would have pressed the button about 8 months ago, but now I won't.

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Wait... how long have you been on the internet???

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Robin William Bro 13 years ago

I would just be like Wolverine, so I'm fine!

Mr Duck 10 years ago

I not married

test_people 4 months ago

I have no wife/husband

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

Hi, I'm the Doctor. Basically run

Amanojaku2008 5 years ago

Marry again motherfucker

Donald Trump 11 years ago

Uh, that literally means I will be seeing all of the stuff in the future, live as the oldest man ever, and beside my wife is going to die anyway....

TheMewgon40 9 years ago

I don't wanna live with immortality. It"s saying only I"M immortal, not the rest of the world. I don't want to live with the pain of seeing everyone i love die. .n.

Johnytoucan 10 years ago

What about when the world ends and earth explodes what do i do then

ac-130 9 years ago

Yeah I don't want to float around space suffocating until aliens fucking find me or until I land on a planet.

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mr.whatface 10 years ago

Marriage =/= something I plan on

imzsty 6 years ago

What"s the downside

leonturbo 11 years ago

Fuck my wife!!!! THUG LIFE

Kjndrmmr 11 years ago

Hetalia reference

jburritt01 8 years ago

Lol I'm not married and I don't plan on it either

LeatherfaceMother 11 years ago

Never marry

SneezingIdiot 10 years ago

Just keep dating for your whole life, no need for actual marriage

Hereuall2 9 years ago

What is the downside

Robert Forrest Dockham 13 years ago

Honestly, Immortality is the worst superpower. Everyone you love will die, Time will seemingly keep moving faster, You'll eventually be stuck somewhere Forever, and probably go entirly batshit insane before that.