Will You Press The Button?

ItsNoob9 years ago

Simple. Dont marry anybody.

Estephan7 years ago

Are u a noob???

StraightOuttaMewni8 years ago

I'm gonna be single till caillou grows hair

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

Wel, I don't have a husband, and it only said my CURRENT husband dies. HAHA LOOPHOLE

ur_mum7 years ago

it never said current lean to read Pally

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Megan Straka12 years ago

Simple, don't get married.

dabmaster144 years ago

yeah bro

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The-Doctor8 years ago

Curse of the timelords

Xederam9 years ago

i don't see any upsides

TamashiNeko9 years ago

1) I don't want to live forever. 2) I don't have or want a wife/husband. ;)

MelanieMartinez9 years ago

Yup same

Vixa7 years ago

Loophole: It says wife, not girlfriend

Xx_GokuLuv69_xX8 months ago

shut the fuck up pussy

aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo7 years ago

then be batman

IrinaDemirgian8 years ago

You people are so stuck on the idea of living forever

Sif1338 years ago

I dont wanna live forever anyway... i don't wanna see all my loved ones die and see the world get destroyed...

tHEgLiTcHgOD8 years ago

..... i dont want to live forever

Hello82719 years ago

Living forever is the downside here.

shewhobringsthenight9 years ago

Cool, so i'll get another.

Angel Eyler12 years ago

is it bad that this is literally what i want?

Migdin18 years ago

I dont think so

Mew Ashley12 years ago

I would have pressed the button about 8 months ago, but now I won't.

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Wait... how long have you been on the internet???

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Robin William Bro12 years ago

I would just be like Wolverine, so I'm fine!

Xanderiah9 years ago

Living forever would suck,tbh.

Elder_god4204 years ago

similarly to a lich i will spend all eternity locked away gathering resources and knowledge

Lolol9 years ago

Live alone

sans1kal 9 years ago

DON'T GET MARRIED

aps10237 years ago

Everyone BUT your wife/ husband lives forever.

Isabelle the red button10 years ago

Goodbye husband, have fun dieing

abcedarian8 years ago

they didnt say anything about my friends

Epictheking7 years ago

OH SHIZ 50/50

Conner20489 years ago

I see so many loopholes in this one. Is this swiss cheese?

Jobama69last year

This implies I have a wife

JonesJimBobski9 years ago

not getting married anyway.

JPMC9 years ago

What if you are sick of your life? What if you didn't achieve what you wante to? You can't go back. You can't see God in heaven. D: #Catholics4lif!

TheTrollerLord4 years ago

I never really wanted to live forever anyways

supahslayah9 years ago

Simple multiple wives.

Yumyumboi8 years ago

If you love forever, then you will witness everyone you ever knew"s death.. pretty terrible

TheMewgon408 years ago

"Love" forever?

Jammcb6 years ago

But your wife/husband already won't live forever. Your not changing anything for them

fondcoolman9 years ago

Nu, I will die a happeh death wit meh partner as oldies

RaNdOm19 years ago

Not interested at all in either living forever or getting married :P

LoveTigers5569 years ago

I'm a kid..

IVAN CIPHER9 years ago

Dont see the downside this mean I can have sex with a variety of women

tungnon10 years ago

Downside?

Yapay-Anbon2 years ago

me with no wife:

Jan Baboon9 years ago

I can get a another one

Madge07778 years ago

Who needs a husband/wife? Not me! Immortality definitely beats marriage.

Katherine Machabee12 years ago

Don't have a hubby and don't need to be married. Immortality it is!

WL-09 years ago

Fuck... good dilemma indeed. No, I won't leave my gf alone in the afterlife.

NuclearSans8 years ago

Longest living author/painter here I come!

XxAshleeRocksxX9 years ago

I don't want to get married cause it's gross :P

StarSapphire64 years ago

To live forever is to live in vain, and also after 1000 years my memory would be full.

ChrisOreo189 years ago

Never said u can't kill your self. Good looks at death,awesome. LoL

DesiredAlex7 years ago

Only downside here is that you'll become more depressed when your wife/husband dies (if you even have one). Barely any downside, I guess.

niky3410 years ago

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Legitbaseball208 years ago

Loophole, They dont die right away.

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