Will You Press The Button?

You have pressed

The Button

47278 (48%) 51712 (52%)

47278 (48%) people have pressed this button, while 51712 (52%) did not.

Live Forever

but

Your Wife/Husband Cannot

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ItsNoob9 years ago

Simple. Dont marry anybody.

Estephan7 years ago

Are u a noob???

StraightOuttaMewni8 years ago

I'm gonna be single till caillou grows hair

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

Wel, I don't have a husband, and it only said my CURRENT husband dies. HAHA LOOPHOLE

ur_mum7 years ago

it never said current lean to read Pally

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Megan Straka12 years ago

Simple, don't get married.

dabmaster144 years ago

yeah bro

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The-Doctor8 years ago

Curse of the timelords

Xederam9 years ago

i don't see any upsides

TamashiNeko9 years ago

1) I don't want to live forever. 2) I don't have or want a wife/husband. ;)

MelanieMartinez9 years ago

Yup same

Vixa7 years ago

Loophole: It says wife, not girlfriend

Xx_GokuLuv69_xX8 months ago

shut the fuck up pussy

aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo7 years ago

then be batman

IrinaDemirgian8 years ago

You people are so stuck on the idea of living forever

Sif1338 years ago

I dont wanna live forever anyway... i don't wanna see all my loved ones die and see the world get destroyed...

tHEgLiTcHgOD8 years ago

..... i dont want to live forever

Hello82719 years ago

Living forever is the downside here.

shewhobringsthenight9 years ago

Cool, so i'll get another.

Angel Eyler12 years ago

is it bad that this is literally what i want?

Migdin18 years ago

I dont think so

Mew Ashley12 years ago

I would have pressed the button about 8 months ago, but now I won't.

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Wait... how long have you been on the internet???

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Robin William Bro12 years ago

I would just be like Wolverine, so I'm fine!

Baliko7 years ago

It"s easy just marry multiple people so your not lonely get rekt

EpicSparklez9810 years ago

I don't have a husband and don't plan on getting one~

Idunnodude8 years ago

Then ill find another one..simple as that.

FettySquah9 years ago

get a new one

oldnotweak9 years ago

two downsides? lol

thesinisterelixirlast year

the sinister elixir does not have such connections. However its creator, Jeremy Calman, will never see his husband again

lexiblackandwhite1239 years ago

IF U LIVE FOREVER AFTER THE WORLD ENDS U WILL HAV ETERNAL SUFFERING IN THE COLD VACUME OF SPACE!!!!!!

Morning_Wolfie7 years ago

Simple. Be single.

Ã†lun Crombie12 years ago

I don't like relationships.

imavirginnn4 years ago

UPSIDE NOT FOUND ERROR

RageMage9 years ago

I just get new wife

WhiteHatHacker8 years ago

They coulden't anyways, ._.

Octonocto9 years ago

My grandma seems happy enough and her husband (my grandfather) is dead

Stormofapophis9 years ago

hate imortality

Riolu6 years ago

And everyone else?

MrsBusyBody_219 years ago

...Does this living forever mean I will get old? :P

BlackCat227 years ago

I Would Never Do That

Jack Peterson10 years ago

i don't care about that bitch :)

QuestionOfLife9 years ago

Its just a Superpower. I'll take it.

Tricky8 years ago

It"s a curse, not a superpower

EvilQueen8 years ago

I'm asexual

MikeymikeSH3 years ago

I’m single and intend to remain so.

RJ25449 years ago

Is it kind of shame? If it's say: "Live Forever"

Xanderiah9 years ago

Living forever would suck,tbh.

Elder_god4204 years ago

similarly to a lich i will spend all eternity locked away gathering resources and knowledge

Lolol9 years ago

Live alone

aps10237 years ago

Everyone BUT your wife/ husband lives forever.

Isabelle the red button10 years ago

Goodbye husband, have fun dieing

abcedarian8 years ago

they didnt say anything about my friends

sans1kal 9 years ago

DON'T GET MARRIED

Conner20489 years ago

I see so many loopholes in this one. Is this swiss cheese?

Jobama69last year

This implies I have a wife

JonesJimBobski9 years ago

not getting married anyway.

Epictheking7 years ago

OH SHIZ 50/50

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