Will You Press The Button?

ItsNoob9 years ago

Simple. Dont marry anybody.

Estephan7 years ago

Are u a noob???

StraightOuttaMewni8 years ago

I'm gonna be single till caillou grows hair

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

Wel, I don't have a husband, and it only said my CURRENT husband dies. HAHA LOOPHOLE

ur_mum7 years ago

it never said current lean to read Pally

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Megan Straka12 years ago

Simple, don't get married.

dabmaster144 years ago

yeah bro

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The-Doctor8 years ago

Curse of the timelords

Xederam9 years ago

i don't see any upsides

TamashiNeko9 years ago

1) I don't want to live forever. 2) I don't have or want a wife/husband. ;)

MelanieMartinez9 years ago

Yup same

Vixa7 years ago

Loophole: It says wife, not girlfriend

Xx_GokuLuv69_xX9 months ago

shut the fuck up pussy

aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo7 years ago

then be batman

IrinaDemirgian8 years ago

You people are so stuck on the idea of living forever

Sif1338 years ago

I dont wanna live forever anyway... i don't wanna see all my loved ones die and see the world get destroyed...

tHEgLiTcHgOD8 years ago

..... i dont want to live forever

Hello82719 years ago

Living forever is the downside here.

shewhobringsthenight9 years ago

Cool, so i'll get another.

Angel Eyler12 years ago

is it bad that this is literally what i want?

Migdin18 years ago

I dont think so

Mew Ashley12 years ago

I would have pressed the button about 8 months ago, but now I won't.

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Wait... how long have you been on the internet???

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Robin William Bro12 years ago

I would just be like Wolverine, so I'm fine!

Dayna Morris12 years ago

Hi, I'm the Doctor. Basically run

Mr Duck9 years ago

I not married

Amanojaku20083 years ago

Marry again motherfucker

Donald Trump9 years ago

Uh, that literally means I will be seeing all of the stuff in the future, live as the oldest man ever, and beside my wife is going to die anyway....

TheMewgon408 years ago

I don't wanna live with immortality. It"s saying only I"M immortal, not the rest of the world. I don't want to live with the pain of seeing everyone i love die. .n.

imzsty5 years ago

What"s the downside

leonturbo10 years ago

Fuck my wife!!!! THUG LIFE

Johnytoucan8 years ago

What about when the world ends and earth explodes what do i do then

ac-1308 years ago

Yeah I don't want to float around space suffocating until aliens fucking find me or until I land on a planet.

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mr.whatface9 years ago

Marriage =/= something I plan on

SneezingIdiot9 years ago

Just keep dating for your whole life, no need for actual marriage

Kjndrmmr9 years ago

Hetalia reference

jburritt017 years ago

Lol I'm not married and I don't plan on it either

LeatherfaceMother10 years ago

Never marry

Rateelast year

I don't have one, dummy

I_Am_Debzz9 years ago

Uhhh, there's a simple response, don't get married because they gonna die XD

Hereuall27 years ago

What is the downside

Robert Forrest Dockham12 years ago

Honestly, Immortality is the worst superpower. Everyone you love will die, Time will seemingly keep moving faster, You'll eventually be stuck somewhere Forever, and probably go entirly batshit insane before that.