Will You Press The Button?

ItsNoob 11 years ago

Simple. Dont marry anybody.

FormalEnderman10 last year

Big brayn 4 da whin

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StraightOuttaMewni 10 years ago

I'm gonna be single till caillou grows hair

Megan Straka 13 years ago

Simple, don't get married.

dabmaster14 6 years ago

yeah bro

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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago

Wel, I don't have a husband, and it only said my CURRENT husband dies. HAHA LOOPHOLE

ur_mum 9 years ago

it never said current lean to read Pally

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The-Doctor 10 years ago

Curse of the timelords

Xederam 10 years ago

i don't see any upsides

TamashiNeko 11 years ago

1) I don't want to live forever. 2) I don't have or want a wife/husband. ;)

MelanieMartinez 10 years ago

Yup same

Vixa 9 years ago

Loophole: It says wife, not girlfriend

Xx_GokuLuv69_xX 2 years ago

shut the fuck up pussy

aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo 9 years ago

then be batman

IrinaDemirgian 9 years ago

You people are so stuck on the idea of living forever

Sif133 10 years ago

I dont wanna live forever anyway... i don't wanna see all my loved ones die and see the world get destroyed...

tHEgLiTcHgOD 10 years ago

..... i dont want to live forever

Hello8271 10 years ago

Living forever is the downside here.

shewhobringsthenight 11 years ago

Cool, so i'll get another.

Angel Eyler 13 years ago

is it bad that this is literally what i want?

Migdin1 9 years ago

I dont think so

Mew Ashley 13 years ago

I would have pressed the button about 8 months ago, but now I won't.

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Wait... how long have you been on the internet???

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Robin William Bro 13 years ago

I would just be like Wolverine, so I'm fine!

321Name312user123 11 years ago

so what happens when the universe collapses

Kittinsareawesome 8 years ago

Yes you would inherit money

Taco Tailor 11 years ago

I don't care, I want to eat a fucking bionic banana in 3030

Strong_First 4 months ago

Wouldn’t it be enough to get married a few more times?

roselyn123 11 years ago

why can my husband live forever it doesnt make sense

IknowANSWERS 9 years ago

Then i just wont get married

Toxic Atom 12 years ago

I'd manage. It'd be hard, but I would.

Gorog slayer 10 years ago

Marry many times

KatieWaffle 9 years ago

If you want to live forever, you get to see everyone you love die and eventually be alone floating through space about three billion years from now.

Gerard Way Is Gay 10 years ago

*aromanti laughter*

LucasLeonel 4 years ago

Live Forever isn't a good thing TRUST ME

The assholes attendant 11 years ago

Only Answer: Forever alone.

Robomemes 10 years ago

uhh 51% are smart cuz what if earth explodes?

verycrazyvanilla 6 years ago

I don't have a husband.

WBGrock 11 years ago

not married

gklom1 10 years ago

If you live forever, all your family and friends will die and you will still be alive.

Baliko 8 years ago

It"s easy just marry multiple people so your not lonely get rekt

EpicSparklez98 11 years ago

I don't have a husband and don't plan on getting one~

Idunnodude 10 years ago

Then ill find another one..simple as that.

FettySquah 11 years ago

get a new one

oldnotweak 10 years ago

two downsides? lol

thesinisterelixir 3 years ago

the sinister elixir does not have such connections. However its creator, Jeremy Calman, will never see his husband again

lexiblackandwhite123 11 years ago

IF U LIVE FOREVER AFTER THE WORLD ENDS U WILL HAV ETERNAL SUFFERING IN THE COLD VACUME OF SPACE!!!!!!

Morning_Wolfie 9 years ago

Simple. Be single.

Ã†lun Crombie 13 years ago

I don't like relationships.

imavirginnn 5 years ago

UPSIDE NOT FOUND ERROR

RageMage 11 years ago

I just get new wife

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago

They coulden't anyways, ._.

Octonocto 10 years ago

My grandma seems happy enough and her husband (my grandfather) is dead

Stormofapophis 11 years ago

hate imortality

Riolu 7 years ago

And everyone else?

MrsBusyBody_21 11 years ago

...Does this living forever mean I will get old? :P

Lurufim 5 days ago

But you'll remain that tempting morsel for any soulmate, even centuries from now, and if you try, you might even find a way to resurrect the partner you're closest to. As trite as it may sound, love will always win.

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