When you die, you can have a heaven by your standards - anything and everything can happen if you want it to. You will feel happiness, joy, and will be able to do anything you desired.
but
For your entire life before you die, you will be unfortunate and unhappy, unloved and unlucky.
I will not


mpregtruther3 months ago
always has been

YYGZ11 months ago
直接自杀好吧

sanliqingfeng21 days ago
基督教好像有过自杀上不了天堂的教义

ScottishCookie2 years ago
*smashes button, kills self*

Veryveryvertical3 years ago
I would just kill myself

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
so basically nothing in my life changes? *slams button, kills self*

Ramanuta7 years ago
You did not say first, your name lies too us.

rapp2378 years ago
its called suicide folks

ThePaulDude3 years ago
My life is the downside of this scenario which is all too real for me.

MANJUEGAZOSNT3 years ago
Well if i am so unfortunate does that mean i die on birth?

Nick Mallas12 years ago
So a few decades of unhappiness VS a freakin eternity of happiness?Yea that's such a hard question

Smort29834 years ago
I see no problem here! ONLY A SOLUTION
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Bts_Lps_Suga8 years ago
Thats my life the unhappy one.... :(

Migdin18 years ago
I WANT TO BE REBORN AS MYSELF NOT BE IN HEAVEN!!! I NEED YOUTUBE AND HERE AT EARTH WE HAVE COOKIES!!

CodeCraker8 years ago
ITS YOUR OWN FREAKEN HEAVEN DUMBASS!

Coltrane1128 years ago
Comit suicide

TobyDaPug8 years ago
Kill yourself, then!

Craft_Warrior18 years ago
Just Die as soon as you can

splatoongirl078 years ago
I am actually doing a YouTube video doing this game

Michael Raybourn12 years ago
pushes button kills self

JerryTheRock17387 years ago
Well you’re unlucky so it might just leave you severely injured...
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Coolcon9 years ago
Friend:My heaven would ne full of money Friend:Mine would be as a footballer Me:Mine would be living in the underground

DeltaRune14238 years ago
Fist bump!

xX_guyman_Xx9 years ago
Kill your self at 3 days

Xederam9 years ago
a shit 90-100 years, for a 100000000 years of happiness i know that it's not nearly such a little amount, and that its actually eternal, but i just wanted to point out how small a lifetime seems to an eternity

Ninja_pig9 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

dankmemes1018 years ago
It"s just a glitch. Glitches happen, you know.
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jfb13379 years ago
Finite unhappiness followed by infinite happiness is a good deal

Brianna Worldchanger Evans12 years ago
so my life now? ok *Pushes button*

AlethiaTheGreatest12 years ago
I FOUND MY PEOPLE!
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Joshua Afianto12 years ago
Isn't this kinda like a Christian life?

varter212128 years ago
No well lest I think it"s not
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Daniel TheRaven12 years ago
Heave's a lie anyway, sooooooooo......

Conflict-Resolver8 years ago
serrato, please calm down. i happen to be an atheist, but we can still resolve this conflict. you are more than just a target to me
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KermitS7 years ago
Boots up SAO

tomahawkESP9 years ago
im gonna kill myself right now!!!

Booper_Dooper8 years ago
I'm Christian so that"s what is going to happen anyway :P

Babayaga2 years ago
no.......................................

hornyduck179 years ago
Pff I'll relive my whole life in heaven but the better versions

Dalek Stan9 years ago
I'd hate to know what you'd do since THAT'S your name...

ThunderXpert8 months ago
my life is pretty good rn so I'm not going to press the button but if my life was sad and miserable then I would press the button.

Unicorn2698 years ago
I don't know game!!!!!!!

thebuttonguy10 years ago
worth it, ill just wait... (ik i pushed it but in standards, id push it at 80 years old or such XD )

greed15good8 years ago
already living it

Waffles9 years ago
Easy, kill yourself

AGarbageBoyo04283 years ago
Ahem, suicide.

Migdin19 years ago
I like being happy, who said i would not already have this if i died? If there is different places you go to after you die, and go to the one that fits, i would go there to the happy place.

GoldenApple10 years ago
it's called suicide

Bountyhunter32337 years ago
I"d rather live the ugly truth that a beautiful lie

Bountyhunter32337 years ago
Then a beautiful lie...damn autocorrect

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
*presses before death*

xKitKatx4 years ago
Me: *pushes button* me: *kills myself*

oldnotweak10 years ago
if this were true you could just kill yourself and skip the whole downside...

FredBearGold8 years ago
*jumps from building* AND NAAAAAAAA IM GONA DIEE *splat* *goes to heaven* welcome to heaven! yay! and no one will even miss me!

Hrcls_Titan9 years ago
worth it

dafaquman8 years ago
Commit suicide, problem solved

Daxasaurus9 years ago
Daniel theraven, exactly

TehParsnipTitan8 years ago
SUICIDE, HERE I COME!!!!

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
easy. although thats a disturbing universe i make.

The_Dian2338 days ago
或许死掉什么的也无妨吧~

Chubby-Kitty8 years ago
suicide is the answer

medsal159 years ago
It's already my life

JandK6 years ago
Press button, have sex, suicide
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