When you die, you can have a heaven by your standards - anything and everything can happen if you want it to. You will feel happiness, joy, and will be able to do anything you desired.
but
For your entire life before you die, you will be unfortunate and unhappy, unloved and unlucky.
I will not


mpregtruther2 months ago
always has been

YYGZ10 months ago
直接自杀好吧

ScottishCookie2 years ago
*smashes button, kills self*

Veryveryvertical3 years ago
I would just kill myself

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
so basically nothing in my life changes? *slams button, kills self*

Ramanuta7 years ago
You did not say first, your name lies too us.

rapp2378 years ago
its called suicide folks

ThePaulDude3 years ago
My life is the downside of this scenario which is all too real for me.

MANJUEGAZOSNT3 years ago
Well if i am so unfortunate does that mean i die on birth?

Bts_Lps_Suga8 years ago
Thats my life the unhappy one.... :(

Nick Mallas12 years ago
So a few decades of unhappiness VS a freakin eternity of happiness?Yea that's such a hard question

Smort29834 years ago
I see no problem here! ONLY A SOLUTION
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Migdin18 years ago
I WANT TO BE REBORN AS MYSELF NOT BE IN HEAVEN!!! I NEED YOUTUBE AND HERE AT EARTH WE HAVE COOKIES!!

CodeCraker8 years ago
ITS YOUR OWN FREAKEN HEAVEN DUMBASS!

Coltrane1128 years ago
Comit suicide

TobyDaPug8 years ago
Kill yourself, then!

Craft_Warrior18 years ago
Just Die as soon as you can

splatoongirl078 years ago
I am actually doing a YouTube video doing this game

Michael Raybourn12 years ago
pushes button kills self

JerryTheRock17387 years ago
Well you’re unlucky so it might just leave you severely injured...
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Coolcon9 years ago
Friend:My heaven would ne full of money Friend:Mine would be as a footballer Me:Mine would be living in the underground

DeltaRune14238 years ago
Fist bump!

xX_guyman_Xx9 years ago
Kill your self at 3 days

Xederam9 years ago
a shit 90-100 years, for a 100000000 years of happiness i know that it's not nearly such a little amount, and that its actually eternal, but i just wanted to point out how small a lifetime seems to an eternity

Ninja_pig9 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

dankmemes1018 years ago
It"s just a glitch. Glitches happen, you know.
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jfb13379 years ago
Finite unhappiness followed by infinite happiness is a good deal

Brianna Worldchanger Evans12 years ago
so my life now? ok *Pushes button*

AlethiaTheGreatest12 years ago
I FOUND MY PEOPLE!
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Joshua Afianto12 years ago
Isn't this kinda like a Christian life?

varter212128 years ago
No well lest I think it"s not
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Daniel TheRaven12 years ago
Heave's a lie anyway, sooooooooo......

Conflict-Resolver8 years ago
serrato, please calm down. i happen to be an atheist, but we can still resolve this conflict. you are more than just a target to me
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Gorflop7 years ago
Kill myself

Ninja_pig9 years ago
I can just kill myself.

ThePaulDude8 years ago
My life is the downside.

CodyShany3169 years ago
ANIMALS!!!!!

SpeedFetus8 years ago
My emotions would manifest in the form of suicide, so I wouldn't have to endure it that long

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
Ok *commits suicide* YAY VIDEO GAMES, MOUNTAIN DEW, AND DORITOS FOREVER

ToxicCrybby8 years ago
yeah pretty much my regular life and then happiness forever? HECK YEAH

ErrorOne9 years ago
Suicide, and OK :v

DarkVanguard4 years ago
the downside is kinda of a upside for me

TheGhostQueen9 years ago
If anything can happen does that mean I can make fictional characters come to life?

DeltaRune14238 years ago
Yes.

NinjaBuggeln10 years ago
Suicide ftw. Or I just suck it up knowing I'll have everything I'll ever want at the end

MichaelG7 years ago
Just commit suicide instantly, then happiness 😁

Palamedes9 years ago
Suicide!

DomDoesStuff6 years ago
Suicide!

hjannig9 years ago
do a suicide..

BaronPaprika11 years ago
suicide?

Ivan_Braginski_sunflowers_vodka8 years ago
Bro I'm not dying and going to heaven. I'm dying and going to HELL cause I'm the devil"s fûcking adopted daughter!!!

koolkid792629 years ago
bullet to the head

KawaiiUnitato8 years ago
I don't believe in luck, and we all go to he. Gerard Way"s words that I agree with

silverkill9 years ago
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Elijah Robinson12 years ago
ahh, beer....

MilanPatel8 years ago
Suicide is always an option

TehParsnipTitan8 years ago
It is not an option, it is the answer.

Strikeepic9 years ago
This makes no sense I think the people who come up with these questions are drunk!

DextersLaboratory4EVER112 months ago
I would, but I know there is a real heaven, since I'm LDS, so this button is useless

lexie tango8 years ago
Well I hate my life I am unlucky and only have one friend the only thing I like is that I am helfy and somebody to talk to

herobrine9 years ago
Translation: suicide=happy
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