When you die, you can have a heaven by your standards - anything and everything can happen if you want it to. You will feel happiness, joy, and will be able to do anything you desired.
but
For your entire life before you die, you will be unfortunate and unhappy, unloved and unlucky.
I will not

YYGZ 2 years ago
直接自杀好吧

sanliqingfeng last year
基督教好像有过自杀上不了天堂的教义

ScottishCookie 4 years ago
*smashes button, kills self*

happyman123 9 months ago
ill smash you

mpregtruther 2 years ago
always has been

Veryveryvertical 4 years ago
I would just kill myself

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago
so basically nothing in my life changes? *slams button, kills self*

Ramanuta 8 years ago
You did not say first, your name lies too us.

rapp237 10 years ago
its called suicide folks

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
My life is the downside of this scenario which is all too real for me.

Nick Mallas 13 years ago
So a few decades of unhappiness VS a freakin eternity of happiness?Yea that's such a hard question

Smort2983 5 years ago
I see no problem here! ONLY A SOLUTION
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MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago
Well if i am so unfortunate does that mean i die on birth?

Bts_Lps_Suga 9 years ago
Thats my life the unhappy one.... :(

Gandhi last year
sorry you feel that way

Migdin1 10 years ago
I WANT TO BE REBORN AS MYSELF NOT BE IN HEAVEN!!! I NEED YOUTUBE AND HERE AT EARTH WE HAVE COOKIES!!

CodeCraker 10 years ago
ITS YOUR OWN FREAKEN HEAVEN DUMBASS!

Michael Raybourn 13 years ago
pushes button kills self

JerryTheRock1738 8 years ago
Well you’re unlucky so it might just leave you severely injured...
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Coltrane112 9 years ago
Comit suicide

TobyDaPug 9 years ago
Kill yourself, then!

Craft_Warrior1 10 years ago
Just Die as soon as you can

splatoongirl07 10 years ago
I am actually doing a YouTube video doing this game

Coolcon 10 years ago
Friend:My heaven would ne full of money Friend:Mine would be as a footballer Me:Mine would be living in the underground

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago
Fist bump!

xX_guyman_Xx 10 years ago
Kill your self at 3 days

Xederam 10 years ago
a shit 90-100 years, for a 100000000 years of happiness i know that it's not nearly such a little amount, and that its actually eternal, but i just wanted to point out how small a lifetime seems to an eternity

Ninja_pig 10 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
It"s just a glitch. Glitches happen, you know.
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jfb1337 11 years ago
Finite unhappiness followed by infinite happiness is a good deal

Brianna Worldchanger Evans 13 years ago
so my life now? ok *Pushes button*

AlethiaTheGreatest1 4 years ago
I FOUND MY PEOPLE!
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Joshua Afianto 13 years ago
Isn't this kinda like a Christian life?

varter21212 10 years ago
No well lest I think it"s not
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Daniel TheRaven 13 years ago
Heave's a lie anyway, sooooooooo......

Conflict-Resolver 10 years ago
serrato, please calm down. i happen to be an atheist, but we can still resolve this conflict. you are more than just a target to me
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ThePaulDude 9 years ago
My life is the downside.

CodyShany316 11 years ago
ANIMALS!!!!!

SpeedFetus 10 years ago
My emotions would manifest in the form of suicide, so I wouldn't have to endure it that long

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago
Ok *commits suicide* YAY VIDEO GAMES, MOUNTAIN DEW, AND DORITOS FOREVER

Gorflop 9 years ago
Kill myself

Ninja_pig 10 years ago
I can just kill myself.

ErrorOne 11 years ago
Suicide, and OK :v

DarkVanguard 6 years ago
the downside is kinda of a upside for me

TheGhostQueen 10 years ago
If anything can happen does that mean I can make fictional characters come to life?

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago
Yes.

NinjaBuggeln 12 years ago
Suicide ftw. Or I just suck it up knowing I'll have everything I'll ever want at the end

MichaelG 9 years ago
Just commit suicide instantly, then happiness 😁

Palamedes 11 years ago
Suicide!

ToxicCrybby 9 years ago
yeah pretty much my regular life and then happiness forever? HECK YEAH

hjannig 10 years ago
do a suicide..

BaronPaprika 12 years ago
suicide?

Ivan_Braginski_sunflowers_vodka 9 years ago
Bro I'm not dying and going to heaven. I'm dying and going to HELL cause I'm the devil"s fûcking adopted daughter!!!

koolkid79262 11 years ago
bullet to the head

SYSTEMWin14DZY 10 months ago
但是为什么会重复两个不信呢

KawaiiUnitato 10 years ago
I don't believe in luck, and we all go to he. Gerard Way"s words that I agree with

silverkill 11 years ago
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DomDoesStuff 7 years ago
Suicide!

MilanPatel 9 years ago
Suicide is always an option

TehParsnipTitan 9 years ago
It is not an option, it is the answer.

Strikeepic 11 years ago
This makes no sense I think the people who come up with these questions are drunk!

DextersLaboratory4EVER1 2 years ago
I would, but I know there is a real heaven, since I'm LDS, so this button is useless

lexie tango 10 years ago
Well I hate my life I am unlucky and only have one friend the only thing I like is that I am helfy and somebody to talk to

herobrine 11 years ago
Translation: suicide=happy
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