Will You Press The Button?

You can have the power to teleport.

but

The opposite gender will only love you for up to 3 months.

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oldnotweak9 years ago

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cockers25 days ago

@shabiasi i hope you get testicular torrusion

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fra9979 years ago

Suddenly, gay beings appeared

TemmieArmor9 years ago

*Me, being lesbian, laughing in the distance*

L_Is_Real_24013 months ago

sus

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TheMehShow8 years ago

Anyone get a freebie for being gay? :3

Thepenguinking210 years ago

Great to have my Asexual ticket!

Mrs fabulous the3rd9 years ago

It's a great day to be ace

Sean Ford12 years ago

Gay people seem to get a lot of freebies on this website. I like that.

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

i know, its awesome :)

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LarryTheComedian9 years ago

Haha I love being bi

littlesunfire9 years ago

Aromantic, this is a freebie

_the_unknown_wizard_9 years ago

I'm bi already win win

MeowMeowthecat350 9 years ago

Um I'm bi so this isn't much of an issue

TooManyFandoms9 years ago

I'm bisexual ha

Oreos8 years ago

Same

ThehueofBlu9 years ago

Meh, who needs love?

THE-MINEBLOXER7 years ago

SOMEBODY WHO CANT TELEPORT XD

I'mAnAsshole9 years ago

HHEEEEELLLLLL YEEAAAA

Cjr9 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555525555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

Mrs fabulous the3rd9 years ago

All the bisexuals Pans and homosexuals are just like LOL *Asexuals cchuckling in the distance

Krysis9 years ago

That's more months then I have already. Also I'm an asexual. Free teleportation then. Cool.

Mrs fabulous the3rd9 years ago

It's a great day to be ace

Hayabusa003GuardianOftheFarmiryOfDucks9 years ago

well from another question I have the power to switch genders at will and now i switch genders, wait 3 months, then change back and have the power to teleport, LOOP HOLE BICHEZ

Cabilabob8 years ago

I"M BI BITCHES

Marcianito9 years ago

If someone loves me is not necessary to love him :v

blitsgaming9 years ago

i don't wanna be gay

robertk9 years ago

Not guna be gay

Krzys7 years ago

Ok *teleports away with same sex partner*

Kinji Wiegand12 years ago

BI MOTHA FUCKER

TheAceAce7 years ago

Asexuals yay

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Pyxylz8 years ago

I'm bi, so this is OK with me. 💖

KingCrowley8 years ago

*Pansexuals laughing in distance*

U-OhSpagetti-O8 years ago

I love being gay

TheBlueUmbreon9 years ago

OH FUCK I MADE A MISTAKE

TheBlueUmbreon9 years ago

Meh ill go with it

Brielle23999 years ago

I'm gay so. This works for me

Airbear_.039 years ago

Im lot lesbian but ay why notðŸ˜‚

XxLeon.KuwataxX9 years ago

Girls don't like me anyway

NerdyTurtle9 years ago

I'm not going to lose my boyfriend

YellowPhoneCall9 years ago

Lesbian

Snescube9 years ago

Longer than they do now anyway.

moocow19249 years ago

....i am a homosexual. win/win?

AmyWilliams9 years ago

Oh well. I could do a lot of good in the world.

Lilysnow Star9 years ago

Lol i just wantto teleport

JOKE'S ON YOU9 years ago

JOKES ON YOU, A BUTTON MADE ME THE OPPOSITE GENDER SO I CAN BE LESBIAN

Time Rickson9 years ago

Uuuuh sure.

Talia Al Ghul12 years ago

I am a lesbian so nothing wrong here

KilljoyTurtle7 years ago

yEET

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chellybubbles9 years ago

Fine with me, I'm bi anyway

DiAngeloGaming9 years ago

Just teleport every 3 months

maddie.mae9 years ago

Love being bi

maddie.mae9 years ago

Im bisexual so.. either way im goood

eh_wutevs9 years ago

im bi so i win HAHAAAAAAAAA

lexiblackandwhite1239 years ago

BI-SEXUAL WINS AGAIN!!!!

POKEMANER_319 years ago

Im a 9 yr old kid soooooooooo dont get sex.

Dr.Peach Gaster9 years ago

Gasp I umm marki .. Jackse... Incant choose

yukeisan9 years ago

man, being straight is hard

AnonyAsmus9 years ago

50 50 LOL

Kelin king9 years ago

3 months is okay the real deal is that you can teleport!!!

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