Will You Press The Button?

electro_2 years ago

Just patch up the hole. Easy.

NEGUSlast year

someone is disabled

Lilacsbloom9 years ago

Dude I get periods, it's the least of my problems.

NEGUSlast year

womp womp let me lick it up

IToldYouBefore8 years ago

If you were a robot, would you not therefor have a digital conscience and so could download yourself into a body that isn't leaking oil? And you could choose any body you want, have multiple bodies and therefor live forever.

NEGUSlast year

omg plz stop you are what makes this unfun

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YourWorstNightmare12348 years ago

it will clean it for me

Kittenlover1018 years ago

What is it?

The_failed_artist5 years ago

I dont mind

Retardness9 years ago

So actually you would be a robot which constantly wets himself?

Tonyscarface049 years ago

Shut the front door

ATSLoopholes8 years ago

*shuts* alright done what next?

elisemopie9 years ago

That's essentially what being on your period is like.

YourWorstNightmare12348 years ago

hahaha but blood is easier to clean up than oil

Sillysandwitch029 years ago

Attach a bucket where you're leaking. Then fuel your car with it, simple!

Vincent Doorman12 years ago

Keyword: supersmart. I'll figure something out

BliepMonster2 years ago

epicdaniel there are robots with emotions rn

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asrielthefallen9 years ago

Get an upgrade and run on batteries

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago

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the11thdoctor9 years ago

So a cyberman?

srduh29 years ago

sucks oil back into meself

Sixx8 years ago

Ductape

ThePaulDude8 years ago

YEAH! The Escapists answer for everything.

Cami5058 years ago

Bruh thats exactly like girls on their periods and somehow we manage just wear a pad/or tampon

CarolinMalonne8 years ago

I don't even want to be a robot....

FuckNugget8 years ago

I dont like this one

HexGaming8 years ago

There is something called diapers.

LogicWizard31410 years ago

I'll just make someone else clean it up.

asdfghjklqwertyuiop10 years ago

what if I'm already robot...he he....i mean......hi

Mcloud Michael12 years ago

I'm not going to clean it up. next problem

P78 years ago

Umm... You'll run out of oil, maybe? That"s not a big problem

Brenna Wiley12 years ago

If you were a robot you wouldn't have the emotional capacity to actually care.

BoredBrandon9 years ago

But Super Intelligent Robots Have AE (Artificial Emotions)

Chris Baird12 years ago

awesome robot powers go

KirbyFan25107 years ago

I don't want to be a robot

BroBoxBeat9 years ago

Why clean

ahmadalidib9 years ago

i don't have to clean it up

JAKETHEGREAT4 years ago

perfectly balanced as all things should be 50%-50%

BoBoFoFo9 years ago

I don't wanna piss all over the floor!ðŸ˜¶

Panifex8 years ago

I am super smart and have robot powers. I can handle a little oil

Slaskka7 years ago

Why would anyone wanna be a robot?

ThePaulDude7 years ago

So you can dance like one human...I am funk bot executing cut a major rug program.

Bossosaurus10 years ago

If you are a super smart robot you know every clue of every joke(0o0)

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago

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