You become a super-smart robot with awesome robot powers
but
You are always leaking a little bit of oil and it's really hard to clean up
I will not


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electro_2 years ago
Just patch up the hole. Easy.

NEGUSlast year
someone is disabled

Lilacsbloom9 years ago
Dude I get periods, it's the least of my problems.

NEGUSlast year
womp womp let me lick it up

IToldYouBefore8 years ago
If you were a robot, would you not therefor have a digital conscience and so could download yourself into a body that isn't leaking oil? And you could choose any body you want, have multiple bodies and therefor live forever.

NEGUSlast year
omg plz stop you are what makes this unfun
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YourWorstNightmare12348 years ago
it will clean it for me

Kittenlover1018 years ago
What is it?

The_failed_artist5 years ago
I dont mind

Retardness9 years ago
So actually you would be a robot which constantly wets himself?

Tonyscarface049 years ago
Shut the front door

ATSLoopholes8 years ago
*shuts* alright done what next?

elisemopie9 years ago
That's essentially what being on your period is like.

YourWorstNightmare12348 years ago
hahaha but blood is easier to clean up than oil

Sillysandwitch029 years ago
Attach a bucket where you're leaking. Then fuel your car with it, simple!

Vincent Doorman12 years ago
Keyword: supersmart. I'll figure something out

BliepMonster2 years ago
epicdaniel there are robots with emotions rn
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asrielthefallen9 years ago
Get an upgrade and run on batteries

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
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the11thdoctor9 years ago
So a cyberman?

srduh29 years ago
sucks oil back into meself

Sixx8 years ago
Ductape

ThePaulDude8 years ago
YEAH! The Escapists answer for everything.

Cami5058 years ago
Bruh thats exactly like girls on their periods and somehow we manage just wear a pad/or tampon

CarolinMalonne8 years ago
I don't even want to be a robot....

FuckNugget8 years ago
I dont like this one

HexGaming8 years ago
There is something called diapers.

LogicWizard31410 years ago
I'll just make someone else clean it up.

asdfghjklqwertyuiop10 years ago
what if I'm already robot...he he....i mean......hi

Mcloud Michael12 years ago
I'm not going to clean it up. next problem

P78 years ago
Umm... You'll run out of oil, maybe? That"s not a big problem

Brenna Wiley12 years ago
If you were a robot you wouldn't have the emotional capacity to actually care.

BoredBrandon9 years ago
But Super Intelligent Robots Have AE (Artificial Emotions)

Chris Baird12 years ago
awesome robot powers go

UnknownStriker9 years ago
i can leave a gasoline trail and burn people XD XD XD okay mabey i like gore too much. NOT SAYING IM A MURDERER i just like guns because they are powerful and cool :D

TheEpicMarioBros4 years ago
I'll get the hole patched

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
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Princess__Leiaa7 years ago
Just make another robot to clean that stuff for you.

infinite gaming10 years ago
Im a robot i dont give a shit. But will i be treated equally or will i be used like an ordinary computer?

CrazyWinchester7 years ago
Not my problem🌚

oldnotweak10 years ago
you guys realize that robot means slave right? you should have wrote android or cyborg

Vincen Krussel 19 years ago
Free oil for someone's car, so why not i'll press it.

Butt0n9 years ago
not my problem lol

AD422 months ago
so I become a terminator? how cool is that

SyTaC WhooVeZz9 years ago
brake cleaner, trust me, om an engineer

ThePaulDude8 years ago
You could probably add something to catch any leaking oil & feed it back into the robot.

The_Noiwa6 years ago
use flex tape

TheEpicMarioBros4 years ago
yea, tape will fix a leak, world best genius over here

Good boy179 years ago
I can always hire someone to do it for me

dearergoose9 years ago
I WANNA KEEP MY DICK

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
it wouldn't matter. that"s how you know i was there; my active camo hides me.

Heaven_Ambrose9 years ago
If i leak all i have to do i fix it.Easy

TitouanPontet7 years ago
And now the us army is traking me down

BroBoxBeat9 years ago
Why clean

KirbyFan25107 years ago
I don't want to be a robot

BoBoFoFo9 years ago
I don't wanna piss all over the floor!😶

Panifex8 years ago
I am super smart and have robot powers. I can handle a little oil

ahmadalidib9 years ago
i don't have to clean it up

JAKETHEGREAT4 years ago
perfectly balanced as all things should be 50%-50%

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
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