Will You Press The Button?

Lilacsbloom 11 years ago

Dude I get periods, it's the least of my problems.

NEGUS 2 years ago

womp womp let me lick it up

IToldYouBefore 9 years ago

If you were a robot, would you not therefor have a digital conscience and so could download yourself into a body that isn't leaking oil? And you could choose any body you want, have multiple bodies and therefor live forever.

NEGUS 2 years ago

omg plz stop you are what makes this unfun

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YourWorstNightmare1234 10 years ago

it will clean it for me

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

What is it?

Sixx 9 years ago

Ductape

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

YEAH! The Escapists answer for everything.

Vincent Doorman 13 years ago

Keyword: supersmart. I'll figure something out

BliepMonster 4 years ago

epicdaniel there are robots with emotions rn

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The_failed_artist 6 years ago

I dont mind

Retardness 10 years ago

So actually you would be a robot which constantly wets himself?

Tonyscarface04 10 years ago

Shut the front door

ATSLoopholes 9 years ago

*shuts* alright done what next?

elisemopie 10 years ago

That's essentially what being on your period is like.

YourWorstNightmare1234 10 years ago

hahaha but blood is easier to clean up than oil

Sillysandwitch02 10 years ago

Attach a bucket where you're leaking. Then fuel your car with it, simple!

asrielthefallen 11 years ago

Get an upgrade and run on batteries

the11thdoctor 11 years ago

So a cyberman?

srduh2 11 years ago

sucks oil back into meself

Cami505 9 years ago

Bruh thats exactly like girls on their periods and somehow we manage just wear a pad/or tampon

CarolinMalonne 9 years ago

I don't even want to be a robot....

FuckNugget 10 years ago

I dont like this one

HexGaming 10 years ago

There is something called diapers.

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

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Mcloud Michael 13 years ago

I'm not going to clean it up. next problem

P7 10 years ago

Umm... You'll run out of oil, maybe? That"s not a big problem

LogicWizard314 11 years ago

I'll just make someone else clean it up.

asdfghjklqwertyuiop 11 years ago

what if I'm already robot...he he....i mean......hi

Brenna Wiley 13 years ago

If you were a robot you wouldn't have the emotional capacity to actually care.

BoredBrandon 11 years ago

But Super Intelligent Robots Have AE (Artificial Emotions)

Chris Baird 13 years ago

awesome robot powers go

peridotcristalclod 9 years ago

if i have robot-super power i can also create cleaning machines that clean my mess

Nelson Martinez 13 years ago

Worth it

abcedarian 10 years ago

how do you tap

cloudkiss 2 years ago

I don't want to be a robot.

Don'tyouevergetthefeelingwhereyoucantthinkofaname 11 years ago

No emotions at all and no dick so no just no.

bubbzaz 11 years ago

I dont have to clen it up

Lemmondoggy 11 years ago

Smart robot auto cleans oil then patches itself up

Jako9056 9 years ago

Maybe make myself a uranium driven robot

KingHoldz 8 years ago

Wait... where does the oil come from exactly??

BigRedButton987 10 years ago

But then I have to follow all the laws of robotics. I wanna kill somethin"!

IVAN CIPHER 11 years ago

Im BATMAN

Thegirlwithcookies 12 years ago

I do;t have to clean it.

just press it (or don't) 11 years ago

i don't want to be a robot, it would be dull

McSkellington 9 years ago

Clean it up with my awesome robot powers

electro_ 3 years ago

Just patch up the hole. Easy.

NEGUS 2 years ago

someone is disabled

Mister-E 9 years ago

But cybertronians don't have oil to leak

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

Just add a tube that goes back into the fuel tank so you'll never lose oil again.

Tay Got Game 11 years ago

then if you are super smart you can clean up the oil with something you probably invented

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

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BetaEchoNovember 11 years ago

first, robot.., no. then, super-smart but not smart enough to patch up an oil leak? no. then then, awesome robot powers but not efficient enough to clean up your own leak? this is an easy no.