Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark6 months ago

Thats wvol and twosted and academia that parrot is like kacchan

Somerandomwizard8 years ago

Remember that one joke? I'll re-tell it. A guy has a parrot that swears like a sailor, and nothing the guy does stops it. Yelling back, locking the bird up, everything makes him worse. One day the man gets so fed up that he throws the bird in the freezer. ...[Show full comment]

HORIZ0N2 years ago

OFC!

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Catimations3 years ago

Cook the bird. Name it thanksgiving so you can say “thanks(for)giving me depression”

NothingKing3 years ago

So the upside is that you get a parrot but the downside is that you get a parrot

TheRealSatan3 years ago

Facebook, say “fuck you”!

Mursa ArtDragon12 years ago

I will name it internet

Catimations3 years ago

Lol.

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made-this-acc-for-no-reason3 years ago

i don't care, that"s funny as hell

metalmadel9 years ago

Sweet is like...eatable... free food?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Parrots abusing humans its death penalty

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TheGingaNinja9 years ago

"Sweet"

EdwardFuller9 years ago

GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT AS I DO SAY SO MYSELF!

Lollypoly3 years ago

Lol i just talk shit boutit

Maypaws4 years ago

I"d probably train it to do that either way. Too flippin" funny.

NIGHTBLUE12454 years ago

50 50, guess i'll name it TWITTER

The Eleventh Docter9 years ago

Me: Yay I got a Parrot! Parrot:Fuck you Asshole you Fatter than a pig! Me: FUCK YOU!!!!!! (tapes mouth closed)

Jacob20204 years ago

Duck tape

Spiderp8 years ago

So I get a parrot AND I don't have to teach it how to talk?

falcon_king34 years ago

name them toxic

Clptrap4 years ago

I’ll name it profesor beaks

jkmc12058 years ago

So it isn't sweet.

theemeraldking2 years ago

That"s what I was thinking

Goombasrule7 years ago

I will name it idiot.

EllieJ8 years ago

So it"s a sibling

Willzb20005 years ago

I here by dub thee "little bastard"

Hillbillyfukboi6 years ago

I already talk shit about myself so I'm fine with it.

The Swedish9 years ago

How the hell is someone talking shit about you sweet? What else are they going to say? Ebola is healthy for your body!

SupaGama7 years ago

Ebola is healthy for your body. :)

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Vikingwalrus9 years ago

Sweet? More like a backstabbing, pig stealing, parrot.

dankmemes1018 years ago

that no- good, pig- stealing, dirty rotten great great grand parrot

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TOTOZARD9 years ago

If it$ talking $hit to me. How i$ it $weet?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Wen u eat it

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J&auml;kob9 years ago

How is that sweet?

J8key87 years ago

omg that be so funny XD

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

I will call it Scarce and Keemstar

GormlessGnosis10 years ago

"Sweet" parrot

Jonathan Hosseiny12 years ago

That would be hysterical

DarthKalpa8 years ago

Doesn't sound sweet to me.

Logan Pizza11 years ago

meh. I can live with it.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Me:It doesn't say your parrot means it could just be joking! Who's a good parrot? Parrot: Squack! FUCK YOU! Me: Kill the parrot with fire!!!

GeorgeBrewer7 years ago

Then tell it to SHUT UP!!!!! also 50% to 50% wow

tintin515329 years ago

Make a youtube video and get a million views

Adre Adri9 years ago

I will name it m&m's and i will eat it

AdamNicol7 years ago

How is it sweet then?

Alfaro9 years ago

just sell the parrot

Lumos_Nox8 years ago

So I get a parrot that consistently tells me how bad I suck. I love that tiny beast of burden.

Jacob-Daniel Trotter12 years ago

See, that sounds awesome. My ego needs some toning down.

Mai-chan8 years ago

So if it"s sweet, maybe it thinks that talking crap is the way to show affection. Parrot: I love you, you stupid ***hole!♡

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

They're f#ckin birds. I don't care what they have to say.

Hannahthemacroon8 years ago

I hate parrots.

SerenityJayne4 years ago

Banter

Huntsman 9 years ago

That would mack cry from laughing so much (little bich sqwa)

Lolwutbuttons9 years ago

I would call thy parrot,'Politics',mainly because half the stuff would be lies

Jimins-Lie8 years ago

Honestly, my mouth isnt any better than the parrot"s would be XD

3arakhe10 years ago

That's would be funny. If I get tired of that bitch I'll just cook it

Mclain7 years ago

Downside?

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