Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago

Thats wvol and twosted and academia that parrot is like kacchan

Somerandomwizard8 years ago

Remember that one joke? I'll re-tell it. A guy has a parrot that swears like a sailor, and nothing the guy does stops it. Yelling back, locking the bird up, everything makes him worse. One day the man gets so fed up that he throws the bird in the freezer. ...[Show full comment]

HORIZ0N2 years ago

OFC!

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Catimations3 years ago

Cook the bird. Name it thanksgiving so you can say “thanks(for)giving me depression”

NothingKing3 years ago

So the upside is that you get a parrot but the downside is that you get a parrot

TheRealSatan3 years ago

Facebook, say “fuck you”!

Mursa ArtDragon12 years ago

I will name it internet

Catimations3 years ago

Lol.

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metalmadel9 years ago

Sweet is like...eatable... free food?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Parrots abusing humans its death penalty

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made-this-acc-for-no-reason3 years ago

i don't care, that"s funny as hell

TheGingaNinja9 years ago

"Sweet"

EdwardFuller9 years ago

GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT AS I DO SAY SO MYSELF!

Lollypoly4 years ago

Lol i just talk shit boutit

Maypaws4 years ago

I"d probably train it to do that either way. Too flippin" funny.

NIGHTBLUE12454 years ago

50 50, guess i'll name it TWITTER

The Eleventh Docter9 years ago

Me: Yay I got a Parrot! Parrot:Fuck you Asshole you Fatter than a pig! Me: FUCK YOU!!!!!! (tapes mouth closed)

Spiderp8 years ago

So I get a parrot AND I don't have to teach it how to talk?

Jacob20204 years ago

Duck tape

falcon_king34 years ago

name them toxic

Clptrap4 years ago

I’ll name it profesor beaks

jkmc12058 years ago

So it isn't sweet.

theemeraldking2 years ago

That"s what I was thinking

Goombasrule8 years ago

I will name it idiot.

EllieJ8 years ago

So it"s a sibling

Willzb20005 years ago

I here by dub thee "little bastard"

Hillbillyfukboi6 years ago

I already talk shit about myself so I'm fine with it.

The Swedish9 years ago

How the hell is someone talking shit about you sweet? What else are they going to say? Ebola is healthy for your body!

SupaGama7 years ago

Ebola is healthy for your body. :)

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Vikingwalrus9 years ago

Sweet? More like a backstabbing, pig stealing, parrot.

dankmemes1018 years ago

that no- good, pig- stealing, dirty rotten great great grand parrot

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TOTOZARD9 years ago

If it$ talking $hit to me. How i$ it $weet?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Wen u eat it

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J&auml;kob9 years ago

How is that sweet?

J8key87 years ago

omg that be so funny XD

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

I will call it Scarce and Keemstar

GormlessGnosis10 years ago

"Sweet" parrot

Jonathan Hosseiny12 years ago

That would be hysterical

monkeybackscratcher20004 years ago

yes

XX2AJ3XX9 years ago

I will make it my stand-up partner

fluttertree9 years ago

Bring it to my roast

PuranRai8 years ago

I could just get a parrot that doesn't do that

TheOnlyBoss_gmd8 years ago

HOW DO PEOPLE WRITE COMMENTS FROM 47 YEARS AGO TECH WAS EVEN INVENTEE THEN

XmaxPlays9 years ago

Parrots can`t actually talk... They are just making sounds that sound like human talk... Parrota can`t talk... Loophole

RandomDude85 years ago

I have a non talking parrot hes better

ImpossibleZ9 years ago

So u get a mom?

The Eleventh Docter9 years ago

Button: (The question) Me: Bitch I can take insults.

Lachstar677 years ago

See I"ve learned to laugh at myself so...

Slider445698 years ago

Call him chef ramzi

Messmaker11 years ago

That sounds awesome

Yolo0017 years ago

Yay cussing parrot i dont give a shi as long as it cracks me up

LordWulf9 years ago

the next harry hill

The-Small-Dipper8 years ago

Same

Robert Forrest Dockham12 years ago

I'd Name it 4chan.

EurekaCat9 years ago

I'll just call it Button for some reason and bring it to class

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Rue-Lynn-159 years ago

Then how in the fuck is it sweet?

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