Will You Press The Button?

asdfghjkl;' 11 years ago

There's no downside to this. When you're naked you get Spiderman powers. When you're not naked it doesn't affect your life at all. It's not like it's forcing you to be naked.

TiongCW last year

so the spider silk is coming out from dick?

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lildragontaimer 11 years ago

Could use webs as clothes.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

then you wouldn't be naked.

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duckdragon 11 years ago

i don't care people won't care i just saved your life and gave you a good show

Punkt Fertig Aus 13 years ago

So you have to be naked to shoot white sticky stuff around?

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 7 months ago

*physically recoils* TAKE MY LIKE

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Mixmaster 8 years ago

Call the rambling news reporter: Headline: “Spider-Man is Nudist? Does his dick shoot webs?”

coute 11 years ago

Having superpowers that you can choose not to use is better than not having them at all. At the very least my spidey-sense would protect me from axe-murderers hiding in the shower.

THEMANFORTHEJOB 6 years ago

Look at my fucking ass! My ass can shoot white milk webs by peeing them out!

Hi12345678910 9 years ago

Ewe thats like cum

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

spider man, spider man, everyone look at my spider wang

TechProRex 9 years ago

I can't believe you made this.

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Surviverlst 11 years ago

Make spider webbed clothes

Will dawg 11 years ago

I'm always naked when I'm shooting webs..

Alex Lopez 13 years ago

Im naked under my clothes, sooooo problem solved

dankmemes101 9 years ago

*facepalm*

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Derp_king 9 years ago

If I’m naked I can do stuff to people at the same time

TaylorFoleyGehring 9 years ago

that"s just wrong

Shman23 9 years ago

Wait could I still were a mask?

Buarki12 9 years ago

Hellllllllllll no

DenisDaily- 10 years ago

This is just word

OrcaCatGaming 10 years ago

Theres no down side and that means I could grab the just stay in my house all day naked

parker story 11 years ago

nope not pressing it

Typlayss 11 years ago

I'm always naked, under all these clothes

Foxcraft 10 years ago

Omg same. XD

UltralegoGamer 11 years ago

Web shot a girl, bring her some justice.

Holly Nottingham 13 years ago

Literally no downside.

WonderAnime 11 years ago

There's this thing called paint!

kingd8 6 years ago

easy take

Chuck Cena 11 years ago

I'm naked under my clothes... all the time...

Igneel_Dragon 10 years ago

BE NAKE IN PUBLIC IS MY DREAM

WilliamtheSunDragonKnight 12 years ago

Wanna see my 'spidey' powers honey? I lost my spider suit but my birthday suit will do!

KoolPerson2B 8 years ago

Paint you"re body, it"s like a costume, and you"re still naked.

Chickenballs200 11 years ago

would I be naked if I wore a mask

HadiKnowsBest 10 years ago

U dont have 2 use them u can just have them and they can save u if u in trouble

Minabrine 12 years ago

But... But....I pushed the button... Does that mean I have to take my clothes off whenever I wanna save children from fires... I hope I don't get arrested it would suck if I catch AIDS by beating bad guys

CMHammond 11 years ago

You don't get AIDS from just being near someone with it, naked.

DangerFuzionx 11 years ago

I don't care if I'm naked I just care that I'm Spider-Man

bezvous 10 years ago

So nothing or this

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Kinky

SuperSushiFighter 11 years ago

Better than nothing.

JoshBurford 9 years ago

two birds one stone

dickbuttforever 11 years ago

Awesome?

Bakashoujo 2 years ago

Imma be crazy in bed/shower

Zac Workman 11 years ago

DOWNSIDE?

robert42 9 years ago

as long as u have a mask, ur fine

oldnotweak 12 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE!!!! you only get an upside while naked that not a downside

Rebulitcross 11 years ago

Nuderman

TrueReaper 11 years ago

Kinky much

Jackdonbonner0 10 years ago

Spider Man sucks

kiatu-sama 12 years ago

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Intentional spam?

CMHammond 11 years ago

Oh no! The building is on fire... Let's use those Spiderman abilities I gained from pressing the button to save myself and everyone else. In other words, you don't HAVE to use the ability.