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Sperbey9 years ago

It doesn't say only

dudebro1019 years ago

So basically marriage

IkeaManager4 years ago

Yeah

InfiniteLaserz9 years ago

It says CAN have sex once a year. BANG LIKE BUNNIES

poopo2222last year

stfu loser

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

You CAN have sex once a year, not ONLY have sex once a year. You dumbass LOOPHOLES FOR DAYSrn

word2 years ago

You’re the dumbass

87Oscar878 years ago

I'm asexual, so it doesn't matter. However, some commenters are confused (bigoted) about asexuals. One user has been saying it"s human nature to have sex, I disagree. It is nature to have sex. Most of the time. Some, like me, have no sexual attraction towa...[Show full comment]

soul_seeker5 years ago

meh i think asexual just means you dont have a crush on anyone at the moment

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read this comment you scrub8 years ago

Ill just fuck for multiple days straight

Allyournamessuck7 years ago

Downside?

ZaneP12 years ago

More than I get right now

Hinata-chan7 years ago

Same xD

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Jamez22018 years ago

Notice "can have" not only have😁 or just use an ancient calender that uses moon cycles as years or something

I find all the loopholes8 years ago

Doesnt day you can't have it more than once, it only says you can have is once

Eskimobill19198 years ago

This actually does nothing with this wording, it simply says you can fall in love and marry someone, not that it will actually will happen. And of course it doesn't you can't have sex more than once a year. This one does literally nothing. Unless you can't feel love or have sex that is.

dinosandlions9 years ago

*asexuals laughing in the distance*

GitGood10 years ago

*Asexual snicker*

coffhar7 years ago

It says "can" not "can only". XD

GDPYT8 years ago

It doesn't say only. Just says can.

skidmark6348 years ago

WHATS SEX

DJEMDOWG8 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]

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Sizzle8 years ago

You can always just cuddle, so, fuck yes.

DJEMDOWG8 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]

Timsimm2 9 years ago

As an asexual the choice is obvious

BlueAngel0310 years ago

Once? Well wouldn't that make the once bloody magnificent then? No?

Gavin Crawford12 years ago

What's with all the people saying they're asexual nowadays? Stupid kids, grow up.

Starsinthesky3 years ago

It’s not a choice, you can’t grow out of it, it’s not like people just choose it or something. Seriously dude, that’s like telling kids to change their eye Color. It’s impossible.

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Martin Seaton12 years ago

As long as I can choose to not have the sex at all, then I'm good.

Epicgamerbro884 years ago

agreed

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Genae Graham12 years ago

jokes on them I'm Asexual. i didn't want sex in the first place

HelloIamAce9 years ago

We just don't want sex, deal with it.

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Gavin Crawford12 years ago

HURR IM ASEXUAL IM UGLY AS FUCK AND AN IDIOT I DONT WANT THE SEX

HelloIamAce9 years ago

Because we don't want sex... It's just how we are

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HelloIamAce9 years ago

Well I'm asexual so not a problem

Helpmegotosleep2 years ago

You said this 3 times

Cutie cooler gamer9 years ago

Asexuals.... Be proud of yourself, others, .-. Wtf?rn

UnicornSparklePants7 years ago

Noooo.

City of Birth11 years ago

Ou, perfect, I'm asexual anyway :D

zaw3 years ago

အကောင်

JoeySTRIKE9 years ago

Oh fuck that

Ocelotz8 years ago

you CAN, so its alteast once a year

narwal229 years ago

keep it going till next year #Longestsexever

bulzargameing8 years ago

it"s more than i get or have ever goten

ChillyChelly9 years ago

What if they don't love you back?

cheeseburger537 years ago

You can... but if you wanna you can have more than that

DiddioMaster9 years ago

it didnt say 'only' once a year therefore no downside

Xxpink_cakexX7 years ago

Will they love you back?

gobblegobblewoof10 years ago

isn't this question redundant, they already told you that you were married, so why do they have to tell you that you can have sex once a year

The_Black_Pickle8 years ago

It say I can, not can only.

Charlene Ergina12 years ago

doesn't say if they love you back all i can think is rape

Hailey2015_119 years ago

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alexdawson579 years ago

Did someone say marriage?

Malon9 years ago

Who says you can't masturbate? :v and again, no downside._.

Nicmichael4 years ago

Hahaha it says "can" not "only" so we can fuck every single day

bblanco5149 years ago

i dont want sex im Asexual

undertale=life9 years ago

It is in human nature to have sex.why are so many of you saying you are asexual? It doesn't make sense

FallingFromSainty8 years ago

Well, it could be worse.

DJEMDOWG8 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]

Macintrasher9 years ago

I'm a 'friends with benefits' person myself. Why would I want a ball-&-chain?

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago

There"s more to life than just sex y"know. Grow up ya mongs.

geoleo119 years ago

It doesn't say you can only.......I call loop hole

doctorwreluck8 years ago

Len ist schlecht

Immapressit10 years ago

I don't care that much about falling in love.

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