Everyone you hate dies in a fire.
but
Every time you see a cloud in the sky a spider will jump on your face.
I will not


TheGoldenbanana9 years ago
Spiders be my enemy, loophole

Migdin17 years ago
Burning spider rain...
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Mrnothing3 years ago
I hate giant spider and ive seen a lot of them in my life ive seen like 100

semulha2 years ago
No enemya and no outside , ok:)

TangleTheFox19878 years ago
That moment when you realize you"re listening to the song "Die in a Fire" XDDD

Maypaws3 years ago
Hah! I"ve only heard bits and clips of the song several years ago, but every time someone mentions burning to death I hear the chorus in my head.
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Capixal3 years ago
Infinite spider army

Niggakiller3 months ago
Spider

NHLic8 years ago
I don't want to see whole world on fire... At least I love their products :V

Jahht9 years ago
I'm not sure a flaming spider on your face is very desireable...

Quinntus799 years ago
I don't hate anyone enough to want them to die in a fire; and if I did I it would just create more work for firefighters.

oceanwaterpug275 years ago
So I die? Good.

CaffeineCream4 years ago
A R S O N

Mcalainaw5 years ago
That means they don't get the ending they deserve

Nhoj7 years ago
Just don't like at the sky then

mebruh9 years ago
Never gaze at the sky again

Morgan Geddes12 years ago
Pssh, lots of enemies and I stay on the computer day and night with the blinds drawn? This'll be EASY.

WaterFlame927 years ago
I watch YouTube in my bed away from windows
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Potato_Llama8 years ago
Jokes on you I don't have any friends.

David McCown12 years ago
Come on, this is too good of an opportunity, guys! Just look down when you go outside!

Kyle Freeman12 years ago
cool spiders are awesome lol

IAmBadWithNames4 years ago
@AlexanderA123 yes, but they will still fall from the sky and possiblity hit you while they are on fire
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QueenOfSwords8 years ago
I'm an arachnophobiac, so...

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Bananaman86 years ago
I don't want people I hate to die, and I love spiders, so

Dysnomia9 years ago
But if all the spiders die in a fire, then they cant jump on my face!

flashjonny8 years ago
Daddy longlegs?

Marta_pro9 years ago
Solution: Never watch the sky

Marbear7 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Deathstroke is better9 years ago
I live in Pittsburgh, it's cloudy almost every day, this no work for me

BrendanTheWriter8 years ago
I think this a fairly karmic way for a person who chose this option to die. They kill all their enemies, but they themselves get devoured by swarms of face jumping spiders the moment they step outside.

Kyle_Luke9 years ago
I hate spiders!!!!!!

E1337 Rotom8 years ago
But, with my amazing Touhou skills...

Zan Gulic Nosan12 years ago
there might be a paradox... you hate spiders

Mckenzei8 years ago
Oh Lord I hate spidersssss

StuffToDo9 years ago
Look down, problem solved

AlexandarA1239 years ago
I hate spiders! So will spiders die in a fire? :P lol

Schaker Yasin12 years ago
oh how wonderfull the sky.. wait whats thaofhweoufhwewjoaglewhnawfba

S7 years ago
Spiders don't hurt. Tell me what spider it is next time

mariomario543210 9 years ago
1 word arachnophobia

failmanoveccesky029 years ago
I hate myself

failmanoveccesky028 years ago
Why did you use freaking Justin Bieber text?
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Maxime Belvaux12 years ago
Spiders are tasty and crunchy : no downsides.

ArminCunningham7 years ago
Spiders land on my face all the time, I live in a forest. Let the bastards burn.

gaben newell9 years ago
I hate alot of ppl but i don't want em to die ;-;

BowserKoopa8 years ago
I love spiders nibba

MyPrecious10 years ago
nobody deserves to die in a fire...

Wolf1238 years ago
I said yes to this button and i can get something but i have to loose something. Get: unlimited cash. Loose: spiders.

Wolfted4d49 years ago
Never look up

Babes8 years ago
*Looks up at the sky* Plays Spider Dance intensely

The_Guy_With_the_LOOOOONG_Name_123456789_Triforcer44_or_just_Tri_<310 years ago
blurgh i hate spiders.. a clear thing for me

ColtonTheOrange7 years ago
But everyone is my enemy

Ryanjgrice9 years ago
BAUWHWHAHWUHAWUHAWUHAUHAUWHUHAUWHAUWHUAHUWHUAAAH

Iceeninja9 years ago
hey i already stay in the basement playing video games and reading manga

James Picksley12 years ago
Considering i live in the uk, my face would constantly be covered with spiders, no thanks

rsus7 years ago
I HATE SPIDERS
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