You become the king of the world
but
You have no control over your bowels and will die alone without ever finding love
I will not

bianzhongg 2 years ago
神总是孤独的

Ninja_pig 11 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Stalin69 3 years ago
Over 40 years ago now
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The_old_hag 10 years ago
Well I shit my pants again

bombday 9 years ago
better is bread with a happy heart then wealth with vexation

Xeronite 11 years ago
Much spam such anoying

Panifex 8 years ago
Where is the upside here? The stress of the job coupled with the high possibility for assassination by radical groups means I wouldn't be king for very long anyway; dying alone without finding love means I won't produce an heir, so there is a good chance t... [Show full comment]

Marianbitch 10 years ago
Instead of king for girls it"s queen

Michael Schwartz 13 years ago
i would rather be a peasant with love then a lonely king anyday..

Bountyhunter3233 9 years ago
Perfect...there is still light in the world
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2fab4ubich 11 years ago
HA! jokes on you im a girl, and I can't become a king

Migdin1 9 years ago
If you swap genders to male the you can be a king
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beta 12 years ago
well that escalated quickly

M3eep 11 years ago
Who cares about love? I am the king bitches!

DiabloRidr 10 years ago
KING?! XD! I am to lazy to be king.

KittyGirlLOL 5 years ago
I will not press the button cuz it says king and im a girl not a boy

Perc 10 years ago
I'd enslave you all and kill you for my amusement.

FaZeBanshee 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Deadpool920 11 years ago
Titanic where Leonardo died on the toilet

*beast* 11 years ago
my thrown would be a toilet SUCK IT

MLG DOGE 420 XXNOSCOPEXX 11 years ago
Donald trump!

tinklogical 9 years ago
a animal can love you :3

J81880 12 years ago
Adopt a son for an heir

Mynameielala123 9 years ago
I dont want to be leader

That guy who use up his life on meaningless website like this one R.I.P 11 years ago
This is a wonderfull idea! I will take everone i see!!!!! and...

Dalek-Of-Gallifrey 10 years ago
Oh hell no

ConsultingAngelInABowtie11 11 years ago
I am a girl so I would become a queen meaning either way this does not apply to me.

CreeperCraft137 11 years ago
I need dose muddakwukking bowels

Crabiolli 6 years ago
I'm lonely all the time

KawaiiCelebi 10 years ago
Soooo I'm a girl. I become queen the bowel movements happen regularly. Aight sounds good.

vitor_bowen 11 years ago
i do not want to be a king :P

sayaka 11 years ago
The mayor does not like Kings... CANTOWN FOR THE WIN

HannahOran21 11 years ago
I will sacrifices for the betterment of humanity. I WILL REIN.

Acat64 10 years ago
I'm not a man

Cheeese 3 years ago
what if you already don't have control of the bowels

RamHam1 10 years ago
Hmm, nobody said I couldn't become a peasant and then become a king with love and die for family.

Anthony Harrison 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

ddubz857 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

Bountyhunter3233 9 years ago
3 things 1. Love is more important than ruling 2. I'm way too lazy to be a king 3. It sounds stressful

Asshat0 12 years ago
If you re king, force a relationship. You make the rules.

Friendlymouse 9 years ago
Hello what about being a queen

DavidLetterman 11 years ago
So basically I'm Hitler?

MommyDildo 11 years ago
There's always that one guy who doesn't fuck off and gets on everyone's nerves FUCK YOU KEINO

HUGE_ANIME_TIDDIES 10 years ago
Are there any girls on this website lol

MazMeowmam 10 years ago
I don't think any of girls would ever comment to you with that name... XD " HUGE_ANIME_TIDDIDS "

MLG DOGE 420 XXNOSCOPEXX 11 years ago
I have loved with hookers

ravebrain 10 years ago
i will live on a toilet for a few years as i correct all the worlds problems and invest in planetary colonization of mars and terraforming technology

Onaga 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

Ionlydidthistocomment 6 years ago
I don’t wanna be a king anyway

sayaka 11 years ago
The mayor does not like Kings... CANTOWN FOR THE WIN

Yuri-Chan 9 years ago
I want kids so i wont press the button.

MommyDildo 11 years ago
I Don't Wanna Die My Ass Off

KitKatTheRed 10 years ago
I"M (not) THE KING OF THE WORLD

Mr Medical 11 years ago
Just wear a bucket on your ass and a cup on your dick and there will be slightly fixed. If its love you want just get a hooker. Easy-As-Worlds easiest game

Eric Pedrido 13 years ago
*If I could rule, the world, I'd shit uncontollably-hee, dun dun dun da-dun dun da dun dun* -coldplay

bungus2 2 years ago
what is this question lmao??
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