Will You Press The Button?

bianzhongg 2 years ago

神总是孤独的

Ninja_pig 11 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Stalin69 3 years ago

Over 40 years ago now

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The_old_hag 10 years ago

Well I shit my pants again

bombday 9 years ago

better is bread with a happy heart then wealth with vexation

Xeronite 11 years ago

Much spam such anoying

Panifex 8 years ago

Where is the upside here? The stress of the job coupled with the high possibility for assassination by radical groups means I wouldn't be king for very long anyway; dying alone without finding love means I won't produce an heir, so there is a good chance t... [Show full comment]

Marianbitch 10 years ago

Instead of king for girls it"s queen

Michael Schwartz 13 years ago

i would rather be a peasant with love then a lonely king anyday..

Bountyhunter3233 9 years ago

Perfect...there is still light in the world

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2fab4ubich 11 years ago

HA! jokes on you im a girl, and I can't become a king

Migdin1 9 years ago

If you swap genders to male the you can be a king

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beta 12 years ago

well that escalated quickly

sparble42 11 years ago

hover toilet. problem solved.

SussyBoi842 8 years ago

How come the question about if you press the button and your dog dies, has less disagreement

Bedrockbasher12 12 years ago

This isn't a legit comment.

S1D3R1T3 9 years ago

I'm already lonely

Iamledoctor 11 years ago

I'm Donald Trump, already the king of the world

MommyDildo 11 years ago

Then If a your Donald Trump TELL ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO BECOME PRESIDENT AND DO YOU OWN TRUMP UNIVERSITY AND DO YOU LIKE PORNO

DiabloRidr 10 years ago

KING?! XD! I am to lazy to be king.

M3eep 11 years ago

Who cares about love? I am the king bitches!

Perc 10 years ago

I'd enslave you all and kill you for my amusement.

FaZeBanshee 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

KittyGirlLOL 5 years ago

I will not press the button cuz it says king and im a girl not a boy

*beast* 11 years ago

my thrown would be a toilet SUCK IT

MLG DOGE 420 XXNOSCOPEXX 11 years ago

Donald trump!

tinklogical 9 years ago

a animal can love you :3

Deadpool920 11 years ago

Titanic where Leonardo died on the toilet

Mynameielala123 9 years ago

I dont want to be leader

That guy who use up his life on meaningless website like this one R.I.P 11 years ago

This is a wonderfull idea! I will take everone i see!!!!! and...

J81880 12 years ago

Adopt a son for an heir

ConsultingAngelInABowtie11 11 years ago

I am a girl so I would become a queen meaning either way this does not apply to me.

Dalek-Of-Gallifrey 10 years ago

Oh hell no

Crabiolli 6 years ago

I'm lonely all the time

KawaiiCelebi 10 years ago

Soooo I'm a girl. I become queen the bowel movements happen regularly. Aight sounds good.

CreeperCraft137 11 years ago

I need dose muddakwukking bowels

vitor_bowen 11 years ago

i do not want to be a king :P

sayaka 11 years ago

The mayor does not like Kings... CANTOWN FOR THE WIN

Acat64 10 years ago

I'm not a man

HannahOran21 11 years ago

I will sacrifices for the betterment of humanity. I WILL REIN.

RamHam1 10 years ago

Hmm, nobody said I couldn't become a peasant and then become a king with love and die for family.

Anthony Harrison 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Cheeese 2 years ago

what if you already don't have control of the bowels

ddubz857 11 years ago

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Bountyhunter3233 9 years ago

3 things 1. Love is more important than ruling 2. I'm way too lazy to be a king 3. It sounds stressful

Friendlymouse 9 years ago

Hello what about being a queen

DavidLetterman 11 years ago

So basically I'm Hitler?

MommyDildo 11 years ago

There's always that one guy who doesn't fuck off and gets on everyone's nerves FUCK YOU KEINO

Asshat0 12 years ago

If you re king, force a relationship. You make the rules.

MLG DOGE 420 XXNOSCOPEXX 11 years ago

I have loved with hookers

HUGE_ANIME_TIDDIES 10 years ago

Are there any girls on this website lol

MazMeowmam 10 years ago

I don't think any of girls would ever comment to you with that name... XD " HUGE_ANIME_TIDDIDS "

Ionlydidthistocomment 6 years ago

I don’t wanna be a king anyway

ravebrain 10 years ago

i will live on a toilet for a few years as i correct all the worlds problems and invest in planetary colonization of mars and terraforming technology

Onaga 11 years ago

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MommyDildo 11 years ago

I Don't Wanna Die My Ass Off

sayaka 11 years ago

The mayor does not like Kings... CANTOWN FOR THE WIN

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