You become the king of the world
but
You have no control over your bowels and will die alone without ever finding love
I will not


Ninja_pig9 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Stalin692 years ago
Over 40 years ago now
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The_old_hag9 years ago
Well I shit my pants again

bombday8 years ago
better is bread with a happy heart then wealth with vexation

Xeronite10 years ago
Much spam such anoying

Panifex7 years ago
Where is the upside here? The stress of the job coupled with the high possibility for assassination by radical groups means I wouldn't be king for very long anyway; dying alone without finding love means I won't produce an heir, so there is a good chance t...[Show full comment]

Marianbitch9 years ago
Instead of king for girls it"s queen

2fab4ubich9 years ago
HA! jokes on you im a girl, and I can't become a king

Migdin18 years ago
If you swap genders to male the you can be a king
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Michael Schwartz12 years ago
i would rather be a peasant with love then a lonely king anyday..

Bountyhunter32337 years ago
Perfect...there is still light in the world
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beta11 years ago
well that escalated quickly

Bcorb6510 years ago
Not my bowels!

MixedFandoms7 years ago
So, I get to be King George the III?

Maqil9 years ago
Fuck love.

FaggotxxNamexx8 years ago
That doesn't mean that you can't have sex, that doesn't count as love.

Imoutofnameideas8 years ago
No will when you crap on them.

redstoneminer1119 years ago
why the website uses cookies

thor145811 years ago
I'll follow in the footsteps of Leonardo DeCaprio "I'm the king of the world"... Only I refuse to get killed by my love throwing me into the ice cold water.

nilsilly10 years ago
I'll be lord shitstorm XD

ChunkyRaguYT9 years ago
Basically I would be king of the world and my future live life would stay the same as it would normally. I see no downside.

GodOfLasagne4 years ago
i will wear period pants

Beans65439 years ago
I'd rather be POOR and have a Happy/Sad little family of my own than be lonely and be King of the World.

kikifich10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Unicorn1119 years ago
Can I be a queen

DarkYoshi10 years ago
I won't find love anyways. Who'd like to be with a reptile that belongs to the dark?

presley18458 years ago
*walks into bar* "heyyyyy girl" *explosive diarrhoea*

Trevman31010 years ago
Fuck Hitler in the ass

Will Simon12 years ago
Worth it yolo

Knucklesfan8 years ago
Power? I'll take it. I'll sit on my throne that is conveniently a toilet and do what I want.

bianzhongg4 months ago
神总是孤独的

CalypsoValdez19749 years ago
Too much responsibility.

yellowgirl510 years ago
i am a girl... why would i be a king?

Ninja_pig9 years ago
it was going to work out like that anyway

Flash10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

TimeWalker8 years ago
I press no but I think that"s going to happen anywaysSo to hell with it anyone else just press the button don't think just press it

Iamledoctor9 years ago
I already am the king of the world, i am a dalek

youwotm8?10 years ago
mythran is an IDIOT yes Hitler did somtin wrong THEY'LL NEVER LEARN

_DemonHisui_10 years ago
It might be a bit strange to be a female king? That even possible?

derekchauvin6969694 years ago
no downsides

hatgirl52529 years ago
Again, I do not want to be a leader in this world. I could be a great leader, but I don't want to be in that position. If no one else steps up to take the lead then I will as a last resort, but if that's not the case then no.

louis638 years ago
power>love

mychemicalbuttcheek 9 years ago
That escalated so quickly whaT

supermyi10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Trevman31010 years ago
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Viola Rae Johnson12 years ago
*Queen

opaganmstyle8 years ago
definaltly NOT PRESSING DA BUTTON

Dreamwarrior1410 years ago
Nah, I have never wanted that much power.

sparble4210 years ago
hover toilet. problem solved.

SussyBoi8427 years ago
How come the question about if you press the button and your dog dies, has less disagreement

Bedrockbasher1211 years ago
This isn't a legit comment.

S1D3R1T38 years ago
I'm already lonely

Iamledoctor9 years ago
I'm Donald Trump, already the king of the world

MommyDildo9 years ago
Then If a your Donald Trump TELL ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO BECOME PRESIDENT AND DO YOU OWN TRUMP UNIVERSITY AND DO YOU LIKE PORNO

DiabloRidr9 years ago
KING?! XD! I am to lazy to be king.
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