You become the king of the world
but
You have no control over your bowels and will die alone without ever finding love
I will not


Ninja_pig9 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Stalin692 years ago
Over 40 years ago now
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The_old_hag9 years ago
Well I shit my pants again

bombday8 years ago
better is bread with a happy heart then wealth with vexation

Xeronite10 years ago
Much spam such anoying

Panifex7 years ago
Where is the upside here? The stress of the job coupled with the high possibility for assassination by radical groups means I wouldn't be king for very long anyway; dying alone without finding love means I won't produce an heir, so there is a good chance t...[Show full comment]

Marianbitch9 years ago
Instead of king for girls it"s queen

2fab4ubich9 years ago
HA! jokes on you im a girl, and I can't become a king

Migdin18 years ago
If you swap genders to male the you can be a king
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Michael Schwartz12 years ago
i would rather be a peasant with love then a lonely king anyday..

Bountyhunter32337 years ago
Perfect...there is still light in the world
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beta11 years ago
well that escalated quickly

TimeWalker8 years ago
I press no but I think that"s going to happen anywaysSo to hell with it anyone else just press the button don't think just press it

Iamledoctor9 years ago
I already am the king of the world, i am a dalek

youwotm8?10 years ago
mythran is an IDIOT yes Hitler did somtin wrong THEY'LL NEVER LEARN

_DemonHisui_10 years ago
It might be a bit strange to be a female king? That even possible?

derekchauvin6969694 years ago
no downsides

hatgirl52529 years ago
Again, I do not want to be a leader in this world. I could be a great leader, but I don't want to be in that position. If no one else steps up to take the lead then I will as a last resort, but if that's not the case then no.

louis638 years ago
power>love

mychemicalbuttcheek 9 years ago
That escalated so quickly whaT

supermyi10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Trevman31010 years ago
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Viola Rae Johnson12 years ago
*Queen

opaganmstyle8 years ago
definaltly NOT PRESSING DA BUTTON

Dreamwarrior1410 years ago
Nah, I have never wanted that much power.

sparble4210 years ago
hover toilet. problem solved.

SussyBoi8427 years ago
How come the question about if you press the button and your dog dies, has less disagreement

Bedrockbasher1211 years ago
This isn't a legit comment.

S1D3R1T38 years ago
I'm already lonely

Iamledoctor9 years ago
I'm Donald Trump, already the king of the world

MommyDildo9 years ago
Then If a your Donald Trump TELL ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO BECOME PRESIDENT AND DO YOU OWN TRUMP UNIVERSITY AND DO YOU LIKE PORNO

DiabloRidr9 years ago
KING?! XD! I am to lazy to be king.

M3eep10 years ago
Who cares about love? I am the king bitches!

FaZeBanshee10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

KittyGirlLOL4 years ago
I will not press the button cuz it says king and im a girl not a boy

Perc9 years ago
I'd enslave you all and kill you for my amusement.

tinklogical7 years ago
a animal can love you :3

Deadpool9209 years ago
Titanic where Leonardo died on the toilet

*beast*10 years ago
my thrown would be a toilet SUCK IT

MLG DOGE 420 XXNOSCOPEXX10 years ago
Donald trump!

That guy who use up his life on meaningless website like this one R.I.P10 years ago
This is a wonderfull idea! I will take everone i see!!!!! and...

J8188011 years ago
Adopt a son for an heir

Mynameielala1238 years ago
I dont want to be leader

Dalek-Of-Gallifrey9 years ago
Oh hell no

ConsultingAngelInABowtie1110 years ago
I am a girl so I would become a queen meaning either way this does not apply to me.

KawaiiCelebi9 years ago
Soooo I'm a girl. I become queen the bowel movements happen regularly. Aight sounds good.

CreeperCraft13710 years ago
I need dose muddakwukking bowels

Crabiolli4 years ago
I'm lonely all the time

sayaka10 years ago
The mayor does not like Kings... CANTOWN FOR THE WIN

vitor_bowen9 years ago
i do not want to be a king :P

Acat648 years ago
I'm not a man

HannahOran2110 years ago
I will sacrifices for the betterment of humanity. I WILL REIN.

Anthony Harrison10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Cheeeselast year
what if you already don't have control of the bowels

RamHam19 years ago
Hmm, nobody said I couldn't become a peasant and then become a king with love and die for family.
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