You can get one beautiful girl, called Lucy to love you for the rest of your life
but
Twice a year one toenail is ripped out of your feet
I will not


coolerdogpond126 months ago
id rather date among us man tyvm :D

Unknown Secret9 years ago
What if she's just beautiful but she is stupid?

Hyltranlast year
That is not a reason not to press the button because If she is beautiful she will totally get away with being stupid. Because intelligence is way overrated when it comes to girls/women. Empathy and looks is what matters when it comes to finding a partner a...[Show full comment]
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Huntsman 9 years ago
Lucy heartfilia? I wanna be natsu

GangsternauwL8 years ago
She"s stupid, but id do her

ThatAdventureguy8 years ago
Why couldn't couldn't the girl be called................. dingy dongy mcdonald Sugar butt

AnIncrediblyFatMan8 years ago
Because that"d be just too sweet.

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago
Am I the only one that's asking "Why specifically named Lucy?"

TheEGG4 years ago
You are not the only one
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TheofficialDeathmark8 years ago
"out of your feet" great not off my toes, from inside my foot

Nasho4 years ago
Well at least I don't have to cut them anymore

Megalogini9 years ago
I Love Lucy, but not this dilemma.

Parkz Cat9 years ago
so painful yo

hunt-the-killer8 years ago
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DustyCane8 years ago
This is a reference to trailer park boys

Asher-Cat8 years ago
That"s mt dog"s name

Firecobra259468 years ago
My girlfriend is already beutiful and named Lucy so no. I won button

Shaunethomas8 years ago
But I'm a girl.......

XcrucifiedX7 years ago
LeaSoma I love this 😂
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Madison Ciel Taylor12 years ago
IT'S NOT WORTH IT, LUCY!

Maniacman9829 years ago
You commented 46 years ago? Dayum!

Chiara Searle12 years ago
Romeo & Juliet bloody killed themselves for love I think I can handle a toenail.

CPM8 years ago
Eh, it"s only twice a year...

Marlene Marchi9 years ago
I AM a girl

Gaboseries9 years ago
I don't like that name

Ricardo Sousa12 years ago
it grows up again so

Hotgarbage7 years ago
Yay, my name is lucy. But im hot garbage

batmight9 years ago
Sadly I know what that feels like so no

i-made-a-mistake9 years ago
one toenail? ill rip off my whole goddamn foot

ThatOneGuyNamedJimbo9 years ago
RIP the men who said " "

Flywolf338 years ago
I don't swing that way

inkredeble10 years ago
If she's the way described she's close to a robot, would that really be love at that point?

Frogmaster697 years ago
What the fuck

Dreamwarrior149 years ago
No I am a girl and I don't want a relationship with someone in my own gender... not to mention I want to become a recluse when I get older. Because ive learned in my 15 years of life that you can't trust anyone.

Doggemaster8 years ago
Lucy from narnia xD

Orla11 years ago
That would be ok only I don't like girls

MarManMemeMaker3 years ago
Lol I already have had toenails fall out. Twice. The only reason I denied was because I’m already in a relationship.

Fnaf-fandom-art9 years ago
Why lucy?

Lolorulz9 years ago
Fairytail

Adam Cerda12 years ago
they didnt say anything about anesthetic!

AthenaGirl37 years ago
I’m straight soooooo nah

RizeKamishiro9 years ago
I have regenerative ability's

WeedCard8 years ago
(while crying, presses button)

mysteryman10859 years ago
hey lucy i remember your name

alexriveraced7 years ago
Why does it have to be a girl and why is the name Lucy? Straight girls and gay guys have feelings too ;0;

Alarju9 years ago
deal! i suck with girls :D

PowerPikachu9 years ago
Ow! I can already feel the pain!

Fluffyninja903929 years ago
Heck no I like boys, i'm female btw. Besides I'm not living with one of the only things that disgusts me having to happen!

Tricky8 years ago
Double downside...

yourmaster1210 years ago
I'm a girl and I'm not a lesbian, so no press. Not all questions like this should be for straight guys or lesbians =/

_DiamondPaws_9 years ago
I said no because I'm not gay

MyMeme7 years ago
I"d be a lesbian. And i"m disturbed when someone loves me.

Sloan Thibodeau12 years ago
Dear Lucy, I remember your name...

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Was Lucy picked at random or is it referring to an actual person?

jacksepticpoop159 years ago
Amma girl

AnIncrediblyFatMan8 years ago
I don't like Lucy anyways.
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