You can get one beautiful girl, called Lucy to love you for the rest of your life
but
Twice a year one toenail is ripped out of your feet
I will not


coolerdogpond127 months ago
id rather date among us man tyvm :D

Unknown Secret9 years ago
What if she's just beautiful but she is stupid?

Hyltran2 years ago
That is not a reason not to press the button because If she is beautiful she will totally get away with being stupid. Because intelligence is way overrated when it comes to girls/women. Empathy and looks is what matters when it comes to finding a partner a...[Show full comment]
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Huntsman 9 years ago
Lucy heartfilia? I wanna be natsu

GangsternauwL8 years ago
She"s stupid, but id do her

ThatAdventureguy8 years ago
Why couldn't couldn't the girl be called................. dingy dongy mcdonald Sugar butt

AnIncrediblyFatMan8 years ago
Because that"d be just too sweet.

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago
Am I the only one that's asking "Why specifically named Lucy?"

TheEGG5 years ago
You are not the only one
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TheofficialDeathmark8 years ago
"out of your feet" great not off my toes, from inside my foot

Nasho4 years ago
Well at least I don't have to cut them anymore

Megalogini9 years ago
I Love Lucy, but not this dilemma.

Parkz Cat9 years ago
so painful yo

hunt-the-killer8 years ago
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DustyCane8 years ago
This is a reference to trailer park boys

Asher-Cat8 years ago
That"s mt dog"s name

Firecobra259468 years ago
My girlfriend is already beutiful and named Lucy so no. I won button

Shaunethomas8 years ago
But I'm a girl.......

XcrucifiedX7 years ago
LeaSoma I love this 😂
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Madison Ciel Taylor12 years ago
IT'S NOT WORTH IT, LUCY!

Maniacman9829 years ago
You commented 46 years ago? Dayum!

Chiara Searle12 years ago
Romeo & Juliet bloody killed themselves for love I think I can handle a toenail.

AnIncrediblyFatMan8 years ago
I don't like Lucy anyways.

mochaccino9 years ago
Lucy? OH HELL NOPE

Not Here9 years ago
She would be 'horny' 24/7

BoneDaddy9 years ago
But....dicks?

Sloan Thibodeau12 years ago
Dear Lucy, I remember your name...

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Was Lucy picked at random or is it referring to an actual person?

jacksepticpoop159 years ago
Amma girl

Legospaul9 years ago
I want a pet named Steve

Peter Sibbald12 years ago
There's more to a woman than looks and a name.

Sansthecomic3577 years ago
How is this gamebso fucking old?

SansCuzSans7 years ago
It isn't the 47 years ago thing is a joke

Cboy159 years ago
Really Lucy had to be Lucy.

Foxyt338 years ago
Im a girl and I like guys so... and I cant I have a cousin named Lucy so HA fail

Deacon199 years ago
Its called Oragell just numb the toe first then always wear socks

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
But... Why the name Lucy???

DJ Rasimcan9 years ago
Grow up fuckboys cause I see pussy all day

foxy plays10 years ago
i am not going to do it

carlutza9 years ago
i'm a girl so no thx also....... WHY WOULD YOU WANT A TOENAIL TO BE RIPPED OUT OF YOUR FOOT ?!

ThePaulDude8 years ago
One of my toenails comes off when I pick at it anyway so I'll go for this.

Vastelly11 years ago
I'm a girl. And not a lesbian. Plus I don't like that name.

Ben10usr3 years ago
A girl named Lucy is not worth the pain of a body part being ripped from your body.

thebeavers9 years ago
Hell yeah I mean ouch but what ever

Blaired87 years ago
I’m a girl, so no

Im not Jesus9 years ago
I'm sorry lucy ):

TurtleGuardian6 years ago
Lucy you little Bitch

issy189 years ago
It's like that torture machine from Higurashi, no thanks

Magicgem8 years ago
I'm a girl and I'm straight no missing toenails for me!

Memy9 years ago
Lucy what have you done

Dominai9 years ago
worth it

Jade Martin12 years ago
Even if that wasn't a condition it would happen anyway.

ntate11528 years ago
Fairy tail much lol

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Not necessarily, it could be an actual person called Lucy.

my name does not matter10 years ago
I would do it.

Paige Sketchpad -dhmis-9 years ago
good thing I'm not a lesbian! :D

Nina Fontana12 years ago
i'm not a guy AND i'm not lesbian. not worth it

XxxDino_123xxX7 years ago
first of all im a girl sooooooooooooooooo yea

Bonny9 years ago
Im a girl LOL!
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