You can get one beautiful girl, called Lucy to love you for the rest of your life
but
Twice a year one toenail is ripped out of your feet
I will not


coolerdogpond128 months ago
id rather date among us man tyvm :D

Unknown Secret9 years ago
What if she's just beautiful but she is stupid?

Hyltran2 years ago
That is not a reason not to press the button because If she is beautiful she will totally get away with being stupid. Because intelligence is way overrated when it comes to girls/women. Empathy and looks is what matters when it comes to finding a partner a...[Show full comment]
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Huntsman 9 years ago
Lucy heartfilia? I wanna be natsu

GangsternauwL8 years ago
She"s stupid, but id do her

ThatAdventureguy8 years ago
Why couldn't couldn't the girl be called................. dingy dongy mcdonald Sugar butt

AnIncrediblyFatMan8 years ago
Because that"d be just too sweet.

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago
Am I the only one that's asking "Why specifically named Lucy?"

TheEGG5 years ago
You are not the only one
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TheofficialDeathmark8 years ago
"out of your feet" great not off my toes, from inside my foot

Nasho4 years ago
Well at least I don't have to cut them anymore

Megalogini9 years ago
I Love Lucy, but not this dilemma.

Parkz Cat9 years ago
so painful yo

hunt-the-killer8 years ago
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DustyCane8 years ago
This is a reference to trailer park boys

Asher-Cat8 years ago
That"s mt dog"s name

Firecobra259468 years ago
My girlfriend is already beutiful and named Lucy so no. I won button

Shaunethomas8 years ago
But I'm a girl.......

XcrucifiedX7 years ago
LeaSoma I love this 😂
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Madison Ciel Taylor12 years ago
IT'S NOT WORTH IT, LUCY!

Maniacman9829 years ago
You commented 46 years ago? Dayum!

Chiara Searle12 years ago
Romeo & Juliet bloody killed themselves for love I think I can handle a toenail.

Raylin-Monster8 years ago
First: I'm a girl... Second: why the name Lucy?

zephen10 years ago
ill rip them out myself

Adinathenerdlast year
I don't know anything about her :(

CCthecat9 years ago
Im not lesbian.

belle297 years ago
too bad im a straight female

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Don't knock it until you"ve tried being a lesbian.

willedgarpressthebutton9 years ago
Edgar say "no"

WalkingChicknn4 years ago
how bizzare

assassin0729 years ago
I would do it if it is once every one or two years but twice a year is to much

MikoS9 years ago
..I am not a les

Thebestroll200169 years ago
Why not name dawn

Leila Mokadem12 years ago
Damnit Lucy Secker!!! XD

CPM8 years ago
Eh, it"s only twice a year...

Marlene Marchi10 years ago
I AM a girl

Gaboseries9 years ago
I don't like that name

Ricardo Sousa12 years ago
it grows up again so

Hotgarbage7 years ago
Yay, my name is lucy. But im hot garbage

batmight9 years ago
Sadly I know what that feels like so no

inkredeble10 years ago
If she's the way described she's close to a robot, would that really be love at that point?

i-made-a-mistake9 years ago
one toenail? ill rip off my whole goddamn foot

ThatOneGuyNamedJimbo9 years ago
RIP the men who said " "

Flywolf338 years ago
I don't swing that way

Fnaf-fandom-art9 years ago
Why lucy?

Frogmaster698 years ago
What the fuck

Dreamwarrior149 years ago
No I am a girl and I don't want a relationship with someone in my own gender... not to mention I want to become a recluse when I get older. Because ive learned in my 15 years of life that you can't trust anyone.

Doggemaster9 years ago
Lucy from narnia xD

Orla11 years ago
That would be ok only I don't like girls

MarManMemeMaker3 years ago
Lol I already have had toenails fall out. Twice. The only reason I denied was because I’m already in a relationship.

WeedCard8 years ago
(while crying, presses button)

mysteryman108510 years ago
hey lucy i remember your name

Lolorulz9 years ago
Fairytail

Adam Cerda12 years ago
they didnt say anything about anesthetic!

AthenaGirl37 years ago
I’m straight soooooo nah

RizeKamishiro9 years ago
I have regenerative ability's

Fluffyninja903929 years ago
Heck no I like boys, i'm female btw. Besides I'm not living with one of the only things that disgusts me having to happen!
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