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You can drink poison and your body stores it in your eyeballs to squirt at people
but
you instantly become known around the world as a criminal.
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LittleHeizi 2 years ago
You need to ingest poison so for it to just squirt out of your eyes wouldn't matter unless they catch it in their mouth. It would need to be venom i think. Not sure though

Maharid last year
No thanks? O_O

Sudokori 12 years ago
Known as a the only criminal in the world without a criminal record. Kinda cool when you think about it.

LittleHeizi 2 years ago
True, didnt think about it like that

StraightOuttaMewni 10 years ago
Me:Hiya! Racists:Ugly black thing!! Me:*Squirts poison* Me:Have a nice day!

xSodium 11 years ago
This is stupid, why would you ever want poison stored in your eyeball..

BakudeuIsGreatFiteMeh 8 years ago
Why would you not?
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Terabyte 5 years ago
depending on who you are, this either has no upsides or no downsides

Achillesoncestood 2 years ago
I don't know tbh

Alexis McCann 12 years ago
so what exactly is the downside??

autocar66 10 years ago
Dont see it eighter :P
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Bushra Khan 13 years ago
HELL YEAH

BuzzyBoi203 6 years ago
Imagine getting lectured by a kared then you squirt poison at them
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SoufsButtonBashing 9 years ago
Even now,world in anarchy.....because of me , WHERES IS YOUR BATMAN NOW

wowza48 9 years ago
So... I"d be Dr Mcninja"s dad?

derpisthebestweapon 11 years ago
so your basically Justin bieber to the elder-lies?

Xchynf420 11 years ago
you could be like the horned lizard!!!!!

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago
THE COPS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH

Laurenl0429 12 years ago
Why the hell would I want to squirt poison out of my eyeballs?

Caelantree 8 years ago
squirt it at the people you hate

Gareth Battersby 13 years ago
as well I should, I'm squirting poison at people with my eyes

The Dapper Lynx 11 years ago
Those BOTH sound like bad things.

Ifredward 9 years ago
O_o

Tigger2.00 10 years ago
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1

Gman333 7 years ago
Cops and robbers

Kittenlover101 10 years ago
haha!

WatermelonTitan 11 years ago
ewww...

TheBraveKnight 9 years ago
It doesn't say it can't be a good posioning that makes people good

sigma leader 11 years ago
im immortal thx to a previous button and i have power thx to another so ill tear the world apart

Skyrim lover 11 years ago
im a demonic immortal owner of the usa at war with the world and more

Bossman1830 11 years ago
FUCK YEAH

Ocelotz 9 years ago
The downside is obvious

Jar Jar Binks 12 years ago
WTF where is the upside????????????????????????????

Gazazel 10 years ago
Ñeeehhh...

LadyPendeivis 10 years ago
https://youtu.be/sc104WaLup4

Mr-Clean 5 years ago
being known as a criminal doesnt make you a criminal

Beedrill-Senpai 11 years ago
downside?

CodyThompson 8 years ago
I will become a super villain called the lizard

camspy8173 11 years ago
Squirting Windex out of your eyes.

Theone1 9 years ago
WHAT"S THE UPSIDE?!

Slurmp_ 9 years ago
Whats the downside?

AidanHANSNATA 9 years ago
wait what will the poison do to your eyes

AidanHANSNATA 9 years ago
you would probably become blind instantly after you drank the poison

Damaramegido 12 years ago
this sounds amazing

Memeber 10 years ago
lie detectors. truth serum. etcetc PROVE IM NOT A CRIMINAL! Win.

ThatDudeUpstairs 11 years ago
first, THAT WOULLD HURT MY EYE, second, what kind of poisin

chocochip1001 10 years ago
You become known as a criminal because you are squirting poison at people... through your eyeballs.

RobbinDaBanK 4 years ago
Ehhhh?

BaconBitz286 11 years ago
#Garryinspongebob

Datgirl 9 years ago
This sounds like some sort of movie: a fugitive that can squirt poison out of their eyeballs! Life on the run, having adventures... But like all movies the main character gets caught and a vague scene from the sequel will have audiences at the edge of their seats!

Bailey Stump 13 years ago
why not?

FreakyBoi 7 years ago
Acid would be better

RocketGirl1 11 years ago
Gross... if anyone DID press the button... shame on you!!

Slurmp_ 9 years ago
No, Shame on YOU!

n4t3d0x2g 9 years ago
Where is the downside?

Adre Adri 10 years ago
Poison kills u

LostCheese 10 years ago
I can be the Kellog of the world!!!

HEAVY METAL MUSCLE CAR GUN LOVING FIST FIGHTER 11 years ago
So basically you're Reptile from MORTAL COMBAT(well, sort of) but all cops from around the world hate you, sounds like a recipe for danger.

Mangomagmaman 9 years ago
Not that you find poison at your local corner shop that you can just buy without any suspicion

MattiasParadox 11 years ago
*squirts poison on cops*LOOPHOLE
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