You need to ingest poison so for it to just squirt out of your eyes wouldn't matter unless they catch it in their mouth. It would need to be venom i think. Not sure though
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Maharidlast year
No thanks? O_O
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Sudokori 12 years ago
Known as a the only criminal in the world without a criminal record. Kinda cool when you think about it.
LittleHeizi2 years ago
True, didnt think about it like that
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StraightOuttaMewni10 years ago
Me:Hiya!
Racists:Ugly black thing!!
Me:*Squirts poison*
Me:Have a nice day!
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xSodium11 years ago
This is stupid, why would you ever want poison stored in your eyeball..
It doesn't say it can't be a good posioning that makes people good
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sigma leader11 years ago
im immortal thx to a previous button and i have power thx to another so ill tear the world apart
Skyrim lover11 years ago
im a demonic immortal owner of the usa at war with the world and more
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Bossman183011 years ago
FUCK YEAH
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Ocelotz9 years ago
The downside is obvious
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Jar Jar Binks12 years ago
WTF where is the upside????????????????????????????
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Gazazel10 years ago
Ñeeehhh...
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LadyPendeivis10 years ago
https://youtu.be/sc104WaLup4
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Mr-Clean5 years ago
being known as a criminal doesnt make you a criminal
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Beedrill-Senpai11 years ago
downside?
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CodyThompson8 years ago
I will become a super villain called the lizard
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camspy817311 years ago
Squirting Windex out of your eyes.
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Theone19 years ago
WHAT"S THE UPSIDE?!
Slurmp_9 years ago
Whats the downside?
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AidanHANSNATA9 years ago
wait what will the poison do to your eyes
AidanHANSNATA9 years ago
you would probably become blind instantly after you drank the poison
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Damaramegido12 years ago
this sounds amazing
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Memeber10 years ago
lie detectors.
truth serum.
etcetc
PROVE IM NOT A CRIMINAL!
Win.
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ThatDudeUpstairs11 years ago
first, THAT WOULLD HURT MY EYE, second, what kind of poisin
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chocochip100110 years ago
You become known as a criminal because you are squirting poison at people... through your eyeballs.
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RobbinDaBanK4 years ago
Ehhhh?
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BaconBitz28611 years ago
#Garryinspongebob
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Datgirl9 years ago
This sounds like some sort of movie: a fugitive that can squirt poison out of their eyeballs! Life on the run, having adventures... But like all movies the main character gets caught and a vague scene from the sequel will have audiences at the edge of their seats!
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Bailey Stump13 years ago
why not?
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FreakyBoi7 years ago
Acid would be better
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RocketGirl111 years ago
Gross... if anyone DID press the button... shame on you!!
Slurmp_9 years ago
No, Shame on YOU!
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n4t3d0x2g9 years ago
Where is the downside?
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Adre Adri10 years ago
Poison kills u
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LostCheese10 years ago
I can be the Kellog of the world!!!
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HEAVY METAL MUSCLE CAR GUN LOVING FIST FIGHTER11 years ago
So basically you're Reptile from MORTAL COMBAT(well, sort of) but all cops from around the world hate you, sounds like a recipe for danger.
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Mangomagmaman9 years ago
Not that you find poison at your local corner shop that you can just buy without any suspicion
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