Will You Press The Button?

Animelover1115498 years ago

I get shot by an ex-military sniper that got fired because he uses Nerf bullets. Loophole

ThePaulDude8 years ago

That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just being stupid.

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Minipotatoes8 years ago

My job is playing video games while having someone else leave to get food for me without me having to pay them. I play video games at a nukeproof bunker and there is only 1 entrance that only the person getting me food can pass through and live. I have a t...[Show full comment]

popdo692 years ago

Genius

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Kelli Barnes12 years ago

Obviously they are ex because they keep missing

anonymousish7 years ago

Damn stormtroopers

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Iosue4 years ago

Right I'm becoming a Jedi cause the stormtroopers can't aim for shit.

HungryHippopotamus9 years ago

What if I get a 360 noscope job? Then I can kill the sniper guy...

HungryHippopotamus9 years ago

Yeahhh, DEN HE DIES!!!!

Star_ZRAL7 years ago

My Job is God. Try to shoot me now.

JoshTheFish7 years ago

well, If i can have whatever job i want I"d choose "Kevlar man!" i would choose to be someone who can make kevlar and make an entire body suit out of it , then you"re good

Alioli7 years ago

Well my skins made of Kevlar any way(other question)

Dominic Cleereman12 years ago

I choose my job as a..... SNIPER!!!

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago

as*

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Ada Asda12 years ago

Just stay in the building and hire a sniper to sniper the sniper try to sniper you

dylferno998 years ago

snipeception!!!!!!

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Greatcat8 years ago

My job is piloting a mech suit.

DaTroll9 years ago

We work and we died. Wth

Mike Manchild Lilly12 years ago

Work from home. Never leave work.

Andy Heller12 years ago

keep things interesting

Schplexus4 years ago

#homeoffice

LavaSk8r9 years ago

*hires an assassin to kill the sniper*

Mocha7 years ago

What if my dream job is an ex military sniper?

jws515039 years ago

HOW THE DOES THAT EVEN WORK

Sam123458 years ago

I don't want a job

Alexus Turner12 years ago

Ok...I'm a ninja...I saw him before he saw me...

Billybobmcjoe8 years ago

My jobs is staying on earth so yay

Imzorlax9 years ago

Enemy spotted ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

_Giancarlolracnaig_9 years ago

Shouldn't it be "You could physically, mentally, and financially qualify for any job"? If you could have any job; even one that you wouldn't be able to qualify for, wouldn't it be completely useless, if you wouldn't be able to accomplish what the job need you to qualify for?