you can have whatever job you want
but
every day when you leave work you get shot at by an ex-military sniper
I will not


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Animelover1115498 years ago
I get shot by an ex-military sniper that got fired because he uses Nerf bullets. Loophole

ThePaulDude8 years ago
That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just being stupid.
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Minipotatoes8 years ago
My job is playing video games while having someone else leave to get food for me without me having to pay them. I play video games at a nukeproof bunker and there is only 1 entrance that only the person getting me food can pass through and live. I have a t...[Show full comment]

popdo692 years ago
Genius
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Kelli Barnes12 years ago
Obviously they are ex because they keep missing

anonymousish7 years ago
Damn stormtroopers
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Iosue5 years ago
Right I'm becoming a Jedi cause the stormtroopers can't aim for shit.

HungryHippopotamus9 years ago
What if I get a 360 noscope job? Then I can kill the sniper guy...

HungryHippopotamus9 years ago
Yeahhh, DEN HE DIES!!!!

Star_ZRAL7 years ago
My Job is God. Try to shoot me now.

JoshTheFish7 years ago
well, If i can have whatever job i want I"d choose "Kevlar man!" i would choose to be someone who can make kevlar and make an entire body suit out of it , then you"re good

Alioli7 years ago
Well my skins made of Kevlar any way(other question)

Dominic Cleereman12 years ago
I choose my job as a..... SNIPER!!!

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago
as*
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Ada Asda12 years ago
Just stay in the building and hire a sniper to sniper the sniper try to sniper you

dylferno998 years ago
snipeception!!!!!!
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Greatcat8 years ago
My job is piloting a mech suit.

DaTroll9 years ago
We work and we died. Wth

Mike Manchild Lilly12 years ago
Work from home. Never leave work.

Andy Heller12 years ago
keep things interesting

KINGLINUS18 years ago
my job is to play video games in your house. never leave

mav11711 years ago
I would be a scientist where I create a syrums that make people super human and one effect is that your bullet proof, and I'm the first to have it. BOOM!

Alexbuggutzz4 years ago
Pornstar

butt titts9 years ago
ill work home and bever leave the house

JabaNuma7 years ago
My Job is to make YouTube videos at home

linasuperdina9 years ago
I want to be an astronaut????

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago
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kindertak5 years ago
My job is to notbñ get shot by dat sniper

lemonnoah9 years ago
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and-peggy8 years ago
This means that you can never actually get shot tho, right?

Bargt099 years ago
it never said where

One of five9 years ago
The pope has a bulletproof car

fabulous feonix9 years ago
Didn't say he used bullets.

TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago
Every day? That sniper sucks at shooting! Someone get this guy in a stormtrooper costume right now!

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Thomas639 years ago
Just work at home

JoshTheFish7 years ago
what if.. you chose to be the ex sniper and basically the person sniping at you is you, the constant struggle to survive from yourself, so in theory it was all a concept of your imagination .

Waffle fry10 years ago
He shoots at you but doesn't hit you? Fine. Shoot all you want bud

Moina3 years ago
I’ll work as head of the head of the shadow government so I’ll just make someone kill them on the roof as soon as they go up on the rooftop everyday

deathburn559 years ago
Be a you tuber with 7 billion subs

NotverySpecial7 years ago
...Freelancer?

ShadowsAlive9 years ago
Be a YouTuber and don't leave work, you just leave home

LavaSk8r9 years ago
*hires an assassin to kill the sniper*

Mocha7 years ago
What if my dream job is an ex military sniper?

jws515039 years ago
HOW THE DOES THAT EVEN WORK

Sam123458 years ago
I don't want a job

Alexus Turner12 years ago
Ok...I'm a ninja...I saw him before he saw me...

Schplexus4 years ago
#homeoffice

Billybobmcjoe8 years ago
My jobs is staying on earth so yay

Imzorlax9 years ago
Enemy spotted 😂😂😂😂😂😂

_Giancarlolracnaig_9 years ago
Shouldn't it be "You could physically, mentally, and financially qualify for any job"? If you could have any job; even one that you wouldn't be able to qualify for, wouldn't it be completely useless, if you wouldn't be able to accomplish what the job need you to qualify for?

jcanida7 years ago
Well he must miss because he keeps shooting at me EVERY SINGLE DAY

KevoGamin9 years ago
Work from home, hire a butler to get foods and stuff.

DarthNecratron9 years ago
Work and build yoyrself a real life Iron Man type suit

CaesarCaraballo7 years ago
I have one word army

Semmel20009 years ago
Then im dead 😅
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