you can have whatever job you want
but
every day when you leave work you get shot at by an ex-military sniper
I will not

Animelover111549 10 years ago
I get shot by an ex-military sniper that got fired because he uses Nerf bullets. Loophole

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just being stupid.
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Minipotatoes 10 years ago
My job is playing video games while having someone else leave to get food for me without me having to pay them. I play video games at a nukeproof bunker and there is only 1 entrance that only the person getting me food can pass through and live. I have a t... [Show full comment]

popdo69 4 years ago
Genius
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Kelli Barnes 13 years ago
Obviously they are ex because they keep missing

anonymousish 9 years ago
Damn stormtroopers
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Iosue 6 years ago
Right I'm becoming a Jedi cause the stormtroopers can't aim for shit.

HungryHippopotamus 11 years ago
What if I get a 360 noscope job? Then I can kill the sniper guy...

HungryHippopotamus 11 years ago
Yeahhh, DEN HE DIES!!!!

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago
My Job is God. Try to shoot me now.

Dominic Cleereman 13 years ago
I choose my job as a..... SNIPER!!!

TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago
as*
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Ada Asda 13 years ago
Just stay in the building and hire a sniper to sniper the sniper try to sniper you

dylferno99 9 years ago
snipeception!!!!!!
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JoshTheFish 8 years ago
well, If i can have whatever job i want I"d choose "Kevlar man!" i would choose to be someone who can make kevlar and make an entire body suit out of it , then you"re good

Alioli 9 years ago
Well my skins made of Kevlar any way(other question)

Greatcat 9 years ago
My job is piloting a mech suit.

DaTroll 11 years ago
We work and we died. Wth

Mike Manchild Lilly 13 years ago
Work from home. Never leave work.

Andy Heller 13 years ago
keep things interesting

JMurderXX5 11 years ago
bulletproof everything!!!!!!!

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
My work is play videogames and my office is the world

Fenbi 11 years ago
lolol

JoeySTRIKE 11 years ago
Just wear bulletproof armor. Duh.

ButtonMaster2016 10 years ago
No matter what you can choose your life your job...

Woodwalrus 8 years ago
My job: pimpin hoes

Raito 11 years ago
Oh but I will work as a soldier

Ramanuta 9 years ago
My dream job is to play all day long videogames, and making lets plays from it. So i am never leaving my home, and never actualy leav my work. Loophole, i guess?

green3k0 10 years ago
Dang it Bob

Doom_Godess 9 years ago
Shoot me

AJ press 11 years ago
One day job

LilliTheCat 9 years ago
My dream job is a youtuber... SUCK ON THAT

sawyer 11 years ago
First off my job would be youtube. At my own house. I don't leave work. Second he shoots not hits.

Mstrgmr6 2 years ago
What if I get a Minecraft real life job? then I could beat him with OP tools and armor XD

BooperDooper10234 10 years ago
24/7 work the same

toejamburger 12 years ago
Work from home job, get paid hundreds by the hour, have people deliver everything you ever need to you. Win.

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
I'm already a YouTuber so I don't need another job

nerd20 11 years ago
i will avoid the built with style

Dodontpressthebuttongirl 9 years ago
I would use something to block it but barely get some of it on me

shadow.exe07 10 years ago
I no

Migdin1 7 years ago
My job is will be to live and exist, its a 24 hour a day job

Locked 11 years ago
Says "shot" loophole

Knowledge-in-person 9 years ago
any job?! Then mine is being a lazy, video gaming, anime watching, sleeping, eating person!!! #richinamonthwithoutdoinshit

Mr. Judge 11 years ago
That's like a 99% of death. What idiot designed this question?

Bob night 11 years ago
Cool

ChristopherSutton 9 years ago
This sniper must suck at his job

MinecraftMooAnn 11 years ago
Also he always misses;)

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
I want a job as a professional noscoper

Lameass 10 years ago
so uh it says everytime u leave u get shot but are you immortal and invincible?

Eskimobill1919 10 years ago
It doesn't say you get to go to work after you get shot, the dilemma has no loophole aside from never leaving to go to work

cptStork 12 years ago
He's just a senile old dude with a Nerf gun. Let him have his fun I say!

LowkeyClonge 4 years ago
That"s littualy my job

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
i dont eave. i'm paid to do nothing but lounge around and have butlers to get my stuff for me.

Akse 11 years ago
I will be Putin problem solved

Framesfake767 6 years ago
Just be the owner of the company and live there

WTFCommentz 11 years ago
Cliches.....So the sniper always miss? If I were standing beside a cop will they get shot (sniper)? If he shoots and hit u does he keep shooting you after 10 yrs after your dead like WTF

Twentydunsmolbeans 9 years ago
A r m o r .
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