Will You Press The Button?

Animelover1115498 years ago

I get shot by an ex-military sniper that got fired because he uses Nerf bullets. Loophole

ThePaulDude8 years ago

That"s not a loophole dumbass, your just being stupid.

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Minipotatoes8 years ago

My job is playing video games while having someone else leave to get food for me without me having to pay them. I play video games at a nukeproof bunker and there is only 1 entrance that only the person getting me food can pass through and live. I have a t...[Show full comment]

popdo692 years ago

Genius

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Kelli Barnes12 years ago

Obviously they are ex because they keep missing

anonymousish7 years ago

Damn stormtroopers

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Iosue4 years ago

Right I'm becoming a Jedi cause the stormtroopers can't aim for shit.

HungryHippopotamus9 years ago

What if I get a 360 noscope job? Then I can kill the sniper guy...

HungryHippopotamus9 years ago

Yeahhh, DEN HE DIES!!!!

Star_ZRAL7 years ago

My Job is God. Try to shoot me now.

JoshTheFish7 years ago

well, If i can have whatever job i want I"d choose "Kevlar man!" i would choose to be someone who can make kevlar and make an entire body suit out of it , then you"re good

Alioli7 years ago

Well my skins made of Kevlar any way(other question)

Dominic Cleereman12 years ago

I choose my job as a..... SNIPER!!!

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago

as*

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Ada Asda12 years ago

Just stay in the building and hire a sniper to sniper the sniper try to sniper you

dylferno998 years ago

snipeception!!!!!!

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Greatcat8 years ago

My job is piloting a mech suit.

DaTroll9 years ago

We work and we died. Wth

Mike Manchild Lilly12 years ago

Work from home. Never leave work.

Andy Heller12 years ago

keep things interesting

GuinevereHaase7 years ago

i would wear a bulletproof vest

TheBleachedWolfYT9 years ago

Wouldn`t you die after one day on the job?

the vargus9 years ago

He's ex cause he can't aim for shit

Sebastian Trappe12 years ago

Homeoffice FTW

cfrancisco254 years ago

whats the problem? It is the longest sleepover in history!!!! NEW WORLD RECORD

mariobro249 years ago

who cares if you get shot at as long as he never hits you

JJQuickSilver9 years ago

Work would be living...

Drwaffle236 years ago

Work at home. Order everything on Amazon Get people to come to you Don't get shot Stonks

TheGoldenbanana9 years ago

Can I be a youtuber I can pretty much stay inside, and why does this sound like Lee henary Oswald?

Knowledge-in-person8 years ago

Any job?! My job is being a lazy, video gaming, anime watching, eating tasty food person!!!! *Billionaire in a year*

StuffToDo9 years ago

Wtf is this one

HunterVasek7 years ago

Youknow, wwii tank are only 30,000 dollars

RadcialCatIrma9 years ago

you can still get like a 50% chance to get shot... THEY WERE A SNIPER, maybe the person got like an injury and couldnt shoot anymore.. so maybe their arm got healed and they shot you one time and actually killed you..... look at some logic people. (im 12 AND UR PROBABLY LIKE 23 HAHAHAH)

WeakenedDrake9 years ago

No you're an idiot. It doesn't say shot at, it says shot. Which means they hit.

Issei-Hyodo8 years ago

What if this is Re-ZERO

Inc4329 years ago

He's only shooting blanks (sniper-function)

gmmck49 years ago

Says you get shot at, doesn't say you get shot.

DEALWITHIT8 years ago

Heck no I don't want to feel the pain of a bullet going through me everyday!

Stabby_McStabberson10 years ago

Master troll plan: Step 1: Job is Spy. Step 2: Backstab sniper. Step 3: Profit.

mememememememememememememememe3 years ago

what if my job is in the most secure building in the world? then they won't even be able to approach the building, much less with a sniper

Kalle_boy89 years ago

Well ill just start my new job as dallas from payday 2 they can get shot mutiple fucking times

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

Getting shot every day? Dude you need to balance this out more

SilverSkyes9 years ago

What is he using a nerf sniper??

Fenbi9 years ago

lolol

JMurderXX59 years ago

bulletproof everything!!!!!!!

FlameBlaze8 years ago

My work is play videogames and my office is the world

Ramanuta8 years ago

My dream job is to play all day long videogames, and making lets plays from it. So i am never leaving my home, and never actualy leav my work. Loophole, i guess?