You are Gordon Freeman
but
The apocalypse in the Half-Life series happens in five years.
I will not


hotgame1029 years ago
At least I can see Half-Life 3

LittleKitten2 years ago
Aperture beats the aliens.
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Hidden9 years ago
why would I want to be Gordon Freeman?

soul_seeker5 years ago
gordon ramsey and morgan freeman had a baby
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Geeky_Geecko8 years ago
I'm gonna be at Aperture Science Laboratories. Rather be in there than fighting aliens on the surface, even though there is a giant psychotic robot, it"s better than zombies/aliens. . .

TGPaddy7 years ago
I agree although we don't get any cake

b-i-g-s-u-c-c4 years ago
do you mean MORGAN freeman?

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19998 years ago
It"s Morgan Freeman

ButtonMasher4208 years ago
GORDON FREEMAN IS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME CHARACTER.

Memer2838828284 years ago
Mr fuckface
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ButtonMasher4208 years ago
There"s a secret extra upside. You don't have to wait years for Half-Life 3.

ScorpionloverXx 3329 years ago
Again don't play Half life.

Ishthe1AThome7 years ago
Thanks to walking dead. We as viewers know how to solve that one

Cheetahgirl7 years ago
AND DAS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!

sewell7 years ago
why the fuck do I don't watch these fucking shows

IDONTKNOWiWILLPRESS8 years ago
Why i want to be Gordon Freeman?I Dont want to DIE.:))))

Petr123908 years ago
Hell yeah

Crunchy Peanut Butter8 years ago
Fuck u fuckers suck my big fat left nut and dick so hard

Agent_Waffle7 years ago
What the actual fuck?

redfoxgamer9 years ago
Fuck no

swaggypro253 years ago
I thought this said Morgan Freeman and pressed the button, but I now change my answer

dunhunsunbun9 years ago
Why the fuck would I want to be Gordon Freeman

AndyManiette7 years ago
I have no fright of an apocalypse , so give me the souls of fright of seletron prime

Davd9 years ago
I like talking, thanks.

BLU Engineer11 years ago
Don't care, Crowbar.

BamtanJEM9 years ago
I don't play HL

MatheusLaurentino8 years ago
who the heck is gordon freeman?

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The presser9 years ago
But if you finished half life 2 you would be in the nowhere couse gaben hasnt released half life 3

mr.QUESTIONS?9 years ago
What's the downside here dude you get to be Gordon freeman wait five years *waits*and well ATTACK

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Vinceforpresident7 years ago
Who is Gordon Freeman?

Eren Fuquin Jeager12 years ago
honey wheres the crobar

TomohawkWright8 years ago
Don't know either of these. Guess I'll just press yes

c-block9 years ago
O!! Lol I can't wait!!!!!

GGuy123459 years ago
Gimme dat Gravity Guy and CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!

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ihraimokylast year
Não tem como responder sem saber oq é Gordon freeman

Fastsnake509 years ago
What is half life or Jordan free man

ButtonMasher4208 years ago
A video game.

wildskinny9 years ago
THANK GOD ITS NOT THE LAST OF US OR WE WOULD ALL BE DEAD.

HoldThePhone10 years ago
YOUR FUCKING GORDON WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT

Fat Maverick9 years ago
Gordon Freeman?

saiyanslayer9 years ago
what if i was Gordon Freeman

Aaron Floyd9 years ago
I just saw the word apocalypse.

angellbaby10 years ago
Gordon can be Gordon. I'm good in this case.

Jeremy Richardson12 years ago
What's the point of becoming Freeman if the apocalypse DOESN'T happen?

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago
I'm a dumb fuck- idk who Gordan Freeman is... I wish I was like the modern day society.

deathburn559 years ago
Do you mean Morgan freeman?

coledawg9 years ago
Grammar confirmed

Rebekah41978 years ago
I don't even know what this is...

YoshiRulz1019 years ago
Whos Gordon Freeman?

TGergo9 years ago
He is the main caracter of the Half Life series.

Fairyqueen039 years ago
I don't understand either one

tuckso672 months ago
Worth it

Jakipooh9 years ago
Hell ya. I get a fucking HEV Suit, the thing that makes you run like 50mph?

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Hidden9 years ago
why would I want to be Gordon Freeman?

abcx8 years ago
I neither want to live through a zombie apocalypse nor look like doctor house, so... No.
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