Will You Press The Button?

235x0 3 years ago

So you get a monkey paw...

SuperBlueSheep 11 years ago

This sheep will destroy the genie

Migdin1 9 years ago

SHEEP PLZ DESTRUY GENJI!!!

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GangsternauwL 10 years ago

I wanna be as poor AF, wanna get the ugliest and gayest guy as partner and gods sake dont gimme extremely useful powers

Joseph_Andreis 2 years ago

You had all that before you pressed the button

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DragonSlayer9.0 11 years ago

1:I wish you wouldn't use my wishes against 2:I wish I could wish for infinite wishes 3: I wish for infinite wishes.

GoldenGraze 10 years ago

Smarts

MeseeksandDestroy 10 years ago

Guys you're misinterpretting the question. The genie doesn't do the opposite of what you say, he does what you say but he does it in a manner that hurts you. Example: you wish to be the richest person in the world, so he kills every person in the world exc... [Show full comment]

RNGvideoinator 4 years ago

So basically, say something like, “I would like to be the best runner,” then maybe would make all runners very, very weak, or just destroy the top half of your body, and make you faster. You need to be VERY specific with your with wishes.

JimiTTB 10 years ago

Wish number one. "I wish you would keep using your wishes against me"

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

So the genie does. Because that wish is against you. Congratulations, you wasted a wish.

BadPeter7567 5 years ago

You could just be extremely specific to the point where he can't use it against you.

BloodHunter165 8 years ago

Sooo if i ask for a blowjob...this is a win win situation? OR....will i get 2 blowjobs🤔🤔

NHLic 10 years ago

Genie, be my bitch. Either way I'm satisfied XD

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

…wait.

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Info-Chan 11 years ago

So say this: "I wish i didn't have a millon dollars!" Genine dose the oppistit.

jayplayz 9 years ago

Hehehehehehehe *nose starts bleeding* *wipes nose with back of hand* *sees hand* fuck

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TheHumanFlintFun 9 years ago

If it said "The genie will use the wishes against the user" You could have given it to someone you hate

ShawnLaney 8 years ago

It actually says "you use". So their wishes don't get used against them. Lol

C 9 years ago

1.Sell the lamp to your enemy 2.Use money to buy popcorn 3.Get lounge chair 4.Sit back and watch

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

The wishes are used against YOU. For example, if the enemy wishes for a million dollars, then as much of it as possible is taken from your bank account, but if you don’t have enough, then you become in debt by the mafia.

Greatcat 9 years ago

Just never wish and you get a free lamp.

Josiah Sundance Walker 13 years ago

"I wish for the downfall of humanity!" > Genie has humanity grow and prosper >veddygud.jpg

OtterMemez 9 years ago

Why would you want humanity to grow there"s way too many of us already so that would be fucking stupid

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Bloodandashes 9 years ago

This is technically how genies are supposed to work, but Disney"s Aladdin made people think that genies are fairer than they are

Bloodandashes 9 years ago

Holy crap that"s amazing! Gg

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XploitzZ 10 years ago

If the genie uses whatever you wish against you, what""s the point of wishing?

cubeGET 10 years ago

Everyone thinks it means he'll do the opposite. Its saying that he'll grant your wish but in a way you wouldn't like. For example if you wish for "some peace and quiet" he might kill your family or something. Or if you wish for one thousand dollars he'll f... [Show full comment]

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

I pressed it, and the reason why is because you don't have to make a wish. You get a genie lamp, but you could just give the lamp to someone else who doesn't have the downside.

Samoht-85 8 years ago

Why 37% pressed?

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Because you get a genie. Even if the genie would use the wishes against you, you should just simply not wish for anything. Instead, have someone else wish the three wishes. It never said the genie was limited to granting wishes only for you.

Jellax-Jedi 9 years ago

Genie, I wish you were an ordinary human being with no powers and are morbidly obese!

PenguinsxRxkewl 9 years ago

It doesn't say some one else cant use the wishes for you benefit

Greatcat 9 years ago

I wish the button I pressed to summon the genie had the downside of: the genie grants infinite wishes and does not want to hinder you in any way.

Troy-n-Sam 9 years ago

1) I wish for my wishes to be turned against me from now on (this means my wishes will not be turned on but the one I just wished Will) 2) I wish I could wish for infinite wishes. 3) I wish for infinite wishes.

AlVal 5 years ago

They’ll just screw you over by doing something like “you get unlimited wishes but they have to be detrimental” because you just wished for that. The wish of having bad wishes is already turned against you so you’ll just get exactly what you asked for, bad wishes.

EternalRoses 10 years ago

How much do you think you could sell that for? :3

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

As a voodoo doll of you crossed with a genie? …hmm… I’m offering $20!

John VunderDog 10 years ago

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David Anderson 13 years ago

So if I wish for a million dollars, he would probably drown me in pennies. Happy thoughts.

jayplayz 9 years ago

Vavakx I wub ur pic sooooo vury much Asriel Dreemurr is fucking adorable

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thatshortkid65 11 years ago

1. I don't want you to be able to give me unlimited whishes 2. I don't want unlimited wishes.

Trevor Hicks 13 years ago

First wish: I wish for you to not turn my wishes against me.

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

“Granted. I will no longer turn any granted wishes against you.” “Okay, for my second wish—“ “Ap-bup-bup-bup! Who said anything about granting any more wishes?”

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Habibinnit7 5 years ago

I wish for another perfectly working genie lamp with a nice geneie who will fulfil my wishes as i want them

TheWildernessClan 11 years ago

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FlyerSkoom 11 years ago

oooooooh, the 2 is in 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.

TheCursedUmbreon 10 years ago

Wish for all 3 wishes to go your way

Gaurdian 9 years ago

Just say the opposite of what you want.

this is the longest name in the world and you can not beat it no matter what you 10 years ago

I wish for 1 millon buxs (1 millon dear come in)

GoldenGraze 10 years ago

Nice name

doggy_lady 8 years ago

Lmao guys the genie aint no damn robot he can tell when you are trying to trick him or not

Dunmifflnfinity 12 years ago

People, the wishes are used against you. It doesn't say you get the opposite of whatever you wish for.

chaoticfox last month

I wish that you, the genie I am wishing with becomes nicer.

xtremechickenfarmer 11 years ago

Just wish opposite of what you want

ResearcherConwell 9 years ago

Just re-word it.

Fredde Schmirnoff SjÃ¶qvist 13 years ago

I wish I was poor, ugly and never found tru love, Your move Genie

ThatCoolGirl 10 years ago

What if you ask to be poor and ugly?

Watermelonman 10 years ago

Then it happens

slavion2020 9 years ago

then you could just say the complete opposite of what you want...

Caribou 5 years ago

I see this as you would make a bunch of negative wishes. Since I wouldn't, the genie "using them against me" would not be a bad thing.

PuePop 11 years ago

I just want the genie lamp... no wishes here... õ-õ

Theguywhoknows 10 years ago

*throws lamp*

MastermindOfTrouble 7 years ago

I wish for super slowness.

Piratewaffle43 11 years ago

Only if their sexual wishes. Of the sexual variety.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

I think he just uses criticism.

kingderp 10 years ago

be super specific

Cutely_Cool 8 years ago

Wish for the opposite of what I want

BaronPaprika 12 years ago

just do anti-wishes: i wish you'd take $1mil away from me!

Baughg1 10 years ago

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