Will You Press The Button?

You live forever and get whatever you want

but

All of your friends become retarded

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Bogy8 months ago

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plazmafighter9 years ago

i hate people that take the mick out of illneses its not that funny and it makes you look like a dick

vodsnvnjad2 years ago

Autism is funny

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TribblesKilledJoffrey9 years ago

Jokes on you i have no friends

FearTheTyeDye7 years ago

Tribbles, that is just sad. Admit it

Giguli Zhvania12 years ago

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BabyWooWoo2 years ago

same here bro

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Sardonyx-gem9 years ago

This one is garbage. I have autism, ocd, and bpd and I know a lot of people who do as well it's not a 'joke' it's not a 'disappointment' it's not a 'struggle' the only struggle is all you people wanting us dead and laughing about it

Vinny027 years ago

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PotatoSenpai9 years ago

What friends?

Z0m41e7 years ago

Yeah, what are they? Food?

CJsquire8 years ago

Doesn't say I cant make more friends!

Thecatofnightmares9 years ago

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claire kumquat9 years ago

/: my friend is autistic and the r word is not cool to use. there is nothing wrong with autism

Poette8 years ago

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Levi Gonzalez12 years ago

Couldn't you just "want" them smart again?

WB_Super2 years ago

WOW!LOOPHOLES!

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RaodenBoi8 years ago

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Bill-cyfer8 years ago

I'm a teen I already live for ever

Jaysepticeye8 years ago

i don't really have any friends (#foreveralone), so...

deathbypanzer9 years ago

sorry everybody

Arturo.0019 years ago

yo no le haría nada malo a mis amigos porque los amo con godo mi corazón y el de dios

Arturo.0019 years ago

todo***

LaiGamer1099 years ago

le di a no por que amo a mis amigas

Arturo.0019 years ago

yo te amo a ti

David Padgett12 years ago

I know my friends, I wouldn't notice the difference.

Jase Potts12 years ago

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standoutunicorn8 years ago

So your friends get a mental condition? My girlfriend and BFF are depressed and suicidal and my male friend has autism. I see no down side to this.

skeleton9 years ago

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Blane12478 years ago

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AevumFlammo9 years ago

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Anormalnoob4 years ago

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Myth Plays9 years ago

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Hawkclaw10 years ago

Ways around it.

dudeimabyss8 years ago

i got no friends so yes

SmellyFinger9 years ago

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ButtonPressor90006 years ago

What friends?

Hazel_Snow9 years ago

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Bill Gord12 years ago

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JoeyC8 years ago

You can just get smarter friends.

SkyBreeze 9 years ago

Yeah I would day the same

Timegamer7 years ago

Jokes on u they"d just be joining my party

Gabestar1o9 years ago

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Ramen Williamson12 years ago

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rockk8 years ago

NEVER I HAVE A FRIEND FROM OLANDA THAT WOULD BE TERIFFING

Ilovethebunnos4last year

i don't have any friends.

Totyjoe9 years ago

i dont want to live forever

XBLOBX9 years ago

My ftiend a alrdy dum

Chess_Player8 years ago

ha ha I have no friends

Petrosion4 years ago

Living forever is a downside if you think about it

Dragongirl19789 years ago

they already are

Ryu_Toriyama10 years ago

somewhat are allready

Erdene123457 years ago

ill just stop being friends with them

BIONIC LIZARD9 years ago

if you get whatever you want you can get the friends you want

Big_boi5 years ago

Can't relate cause I have no friends

Uwawa9 years ago

alredy the case

Coolguy24611 years ago

I could get something to make my friends smart again *facepalm*

DaNerdTront8 years ago

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MisaelD9 years ago

But they not immortal too

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