You live forever and get whatever you want
but
All of your friends become retarded
I will not

Giguli Zhvania 13 years ago
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BabyWooWoo 3 years ago
same here bro
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plazmafighter 11 years ago
i hate people that take the mick out of illneses its not that funny and it makes you look like a dick

vodsnvnjad 4 years ago
Autism is funny
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TribblesKilledJoffrey 10 years ago
Jokes on you i have no friends

FearTheTyeDye 9 years ago
Tribbles, that is just sad. Admit it

Sardonyx-gem 11 years ago
This one is garbage. I have autism, ocd, and bpd and I know a lot of people who do as well it's not a 'joke' it's not a 'disappointment' it's not a 'struggle' the only struggle is all you people wanting us dead and laughing about it

Vinny02 8 years ago
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PotatoSenpai 10 years ago
What friends?

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Yeah, what are they? Food?

CJsquire 9 years ago
Doesn't say I cant make more friends!

Thecatofnightmares 11 years ago
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claire kumquat 11 years ago
/: my friend is autistic and the r word is not cool to use. there is nothing wrong with autism

Poette 9 years ago
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Levi Gonzalez 13 years ago
Couldn't you just "want" them smart again?

WB_Super 3 years ago
WOW!LOOPHOLES!
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RaodenBoi 9 years ago
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Bill-cyfer 9 years ago
I'm a teen I already live for ever

Jaysepticeye 10 years ago
i don't really have any friends (#foreveralone), so...

deathbypanzer 10 years ago
sorry everybody

Arturo.001 11 years ago
yo no le haría nada malo a mis amigos porque los amo con godo mi corazón y el de dios

Arturo.001 11 years ago
todo***

LaiGamer109 11 years ago
le di a no por que amo a mis amigas

Arturo.001 11 years ago
yo te amo a ti

David Padgett 13 years ago
I know my friends, I wouldn't notice the difference.

Jase Potts 13 years ago
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SinonMercer 9 years ago
I don't have friends.

MClover :D 11 years ago
A 12 year old probably made tHis one

shyshy12 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

wowzers 11 years ago
i have no friends

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago
I want my freinds not to be retarted loophole

HIIMCOOLRIGHT21 10 years ago
get them to not be retarted

Kill4money213 12 years ago
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Bogy 2 years ago
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Kaioto 11 years ago
Look being immortal sucks...

ChristianBadcoe 8 years ago
They already are

m3rk 10 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

Karl Gonzales Halcon 13 years ago
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AmyWilliams 11 years ago
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Septistachefist 9 years ago
Loophole! I don't HAVE friends! *cries*

SleepL3ssKnight 11 years ago
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Peng Claudio Sarno 13 years ago
I just don't want to live forever

Allie54321 10 years ago
So am I immortal cause immortality sucks

MajesticCookie 11 years ago
want them to be smart. If i get sick of living forever i will want to die.

Frey 5 years ago
Nothings changed

EmoPenguin823 10 years ago
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beta 11 years ago
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Katane 10 years ago
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liass12 11 years ago
they already are lol

Brreezy 6 years ago
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ArKade47 10 years ago
Immortality's not for me

knife613 12 years ago
Being forever alone finally has an upside!

Mexican Deadpool 11 years ago
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Kittenlover101 8 years ago
They already are.

Skyisakat 10 years ago
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Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago
Make them all into lennys. also you can make it so their not so......or 420 bl3ze 1t w1t sp11ky skary sp00kytons

pizzalover 9 years ago
I could be the most dirty queen in the world! I could make everyone give me all their money, make them do all my stuff for free, have SEX with anybody I want, I would have a castle, a 1,00,000,000 carrot crown, ans zSOOOOOOO MUCH MOOORE!!!!👸

pizzalover 9 years ago
SOO evil😈

3ethoven 10 months ago
upsides?

Lady Mist ze Mishiva 10 years ago
I have 0 friends. Joke's on you, downside!
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