You live forever and get whatever you want
but
All of your friends become retarded
I will not

Giguli Zhvania 13 years ago
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BabyWooWoo 3 years ago
same here bro
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plazmafighter 11 years ago
i hate people that take the mick out of illneses its not that funny and it makes you look like a dick

vodsnvnjad 4 years ago
Autism is funny
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TribblesKilledJoffrey 10 years ago
Jokes on you i have no friends

FearTheTyeDye 9 years ago
Tribbles, that is just sad. Admit it

Sardonyx-gem 11 years ago
This one is garbage. I have autism, ocd, and bpd and I know a lot of people who do as well it's not a 'joke' it's not a 'disappointment' it's not a 'struggle' the only struggle is all you people wanting us dead and laughing about it

Vinny02 8 years ago
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PotatoSenpai 10 years ago
What friends?

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Yeah, what are they? Food?

CJsquire 9 years ago
Doesn't say I cant make more friends!

Thecatofnightmares 11 years ago
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claire kumquat 11 years ago
/: my friend is autistic and the r word is not cool to use. there is nothing wrong with autism

Poette 9 years ago
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Levi Gonzalez 13 years ago
Couldn't you just "want" them smart again?

WB_Super 3 years ago
WOW!LOOPHOLES!
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RaodenBoi 9 years ago
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Bill-cyfer 9 years ago
I'm a teen I already live for ever

Jaysepticeye 10 years ago
i don't really have any friends (#foreveralone), so...

deathbypanzer 11 years ago
sorry everybody

Arturo.001 11 years ago
yo no le haría nada malo a mis amigos porque los amo con godo mi corazón y el de dios

Arturo.001 11 years ago
todo***

LaiGamer109 11 years ago
le di a no por que amo a mis amigas

Arturo.001 11 years ago
yo te amo a ti

David Padgett 13 years ago
I know my friends, I wouldn't notice the difference.

Jase Potts 13 years ago
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kindertak 7 years ago
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Nobody cares 10 years ago
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xXChurBoyXx 12 years ago
F**K 'em.

TheNightmareFox 9 years ago
dont want to live forever it would suck

ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago
SMG4"s Life Then?

Ethan Ghere 13 years ago
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Bhall 9 years ago
Sorry friends, wait most of you already morons do no biggie.

giant_hobbit 11 years ago
I don't understand all these immortality questions... immortality is a horrible thing.

BabyDeer last year
Can we talk about how many offensive comments there are in this button?

SnortSnorticas 10 years ago
They're already are!

Medimedes 11 years ago
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Xlr8 8 years ago
I have no friends

SummerBlank 11 years ago
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Assi-K 11 years ago
fuck my friends.. i live forever they dont xd

Emil-Åberg 4 years ago
I don't have friends.

ireku 10 years ago
Like i give a shit about what happends with them if i get everything i want XD

Immortal ZefpheX 11 years ago
Good Thing I Don't Have Any Friends.....

DustyRose 9 years ago
Wait you could just want them to be smart again but if you live forever they are going to grow old and die. Just saying.

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
got none to hit.....

Chris Mathews 13 years ago
Sorry suckas

Dreamcrusher 10 years ago
If u get whatever u want just say give me non retarted friends

TakisAreLife 10 years ago
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ILUVBUTTONNSS 12 years ago
Become?

Youarenotaflute05 9 years ago
I don’t wanna live forever. I wanna go to heaven one day

BlazeHawk212 11 years ago
They're already retarted! JUST JOKIN'! Sorry Chase, Aidan, and Tom! XDXDXDXD

Creep 11 years ago
well to late for that.

yeetus-maximus 6 years ago
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SinonMercer 9 years ago
I don't have friends.

MClover :D 11 years ago
A 12 year old probably made tHis one

shyshy12 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

wowzers 11 years ago
i have no friends

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago
I want my freinds not to be retarted loophole

HIIMCOOLRIGHT21 10 years ago
get them to not be retarted
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