47654 (52%) 43793 (48%)
47654 (52%) people have pressed this button, while 43793 (48%) did not.
You live forever and get whatever you want
but
All of your friends become retarded
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Bogy9 months ago
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plazmafighter9 years ago
i hate people that take the mick out of illneses its not that funny and it makes you look like a dick

vodsnvnjad3 years ago
Autism is funny
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TribblesKilledJoffrey9 years ago
Jokes on you i have no friends

FearTheTyeDye7 years ago
Tribbles, that is just sad. Admit it

Giguli Zhvania12 years ago
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BabyWooWoo2 years ago
same here bro
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Sardonyx-gem9 years ago
This one is garbage. I have autism, ocd, and bpd and I know a lot of people who do as well it's not a 'joke' it's not a 'disappointment' it's not a 'struggle' the only struggle is all you people wanting us dead and laughing about it

Vinny027 years ago
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PotatoSenpai9 years ago
What friends?

Z0m41e7 years ago
Yeah, what are they? Food?

CJsquire8 years ago
Doesn't say I cant make more friends!

Thecatofnightmares9 years ago
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claire kumquat10 years ago
/: my friend is autistic and the r word is not cool to use. there is nothing wrong with autism

Poette8 years ago
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Levi Gonzalez12 years ago
Couldn't you just "want" them smart again?

WB_Super2 years ago
WOW!LOOPHOLES!
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RaodenBoi8 years ago
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Bill-cyfer8 years ago
I'm a teen I already live for ever

Jaysepticeye8 years ago
i don't really have any friends (#foreveralone), so...

deathbypanzer9 years ago
sorry everybody

Arturo.0019 years ago
yo no le haría nada malo a mis amigos porque los amo con godo mi corazón y el de dios

Arturo.0019 years ago
todo***

LaiGamer1099 years ago
le di a no por que amo a mis amigas

Arturo.0019 years ago
yo te amo a ti

David Padgett12 years ago
I know my friends, I wouldn't notice the difference.

Jase Potts12 years ago
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tastybacon59 years ago
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Yeboi8 years ago
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AJ choose9 years ago
They R allready dumb as hell so...

Nytroma5 years ago
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TakisAreLife9 years ago
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Zloto ne6to10 years ago
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Jackisawsome7779 years ago
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Nikolas G10 years ago
Get whatever I want. Maybe a good education for my friends 😒

Preston-Garvey6 years ago
I dont have friends and if I did wouldnt I have the ability to make them not retarted since it says you get whatever you want?

Snowfrost9189 years ago
PRESS IT. The downside isn't a downside, so.... ANYWAY. If you REALLY want your friends to go back to normal, get a machine that makes people's IQ higher, and keep going higher and lower until they are acting like they did. (Or make everyone have an IQ of 300, and take over the world....)

Snowfrost9189 years ago
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Lozz Bee12 years ago
Just wish them back to what they were like pre-button pushing..Ta da I'm immortal and get whatever I like..

Poette8 years ago
I don't even want to live forever...

Uhix9 years ago
I have no friends.

sonnyboy810 years ago
i dont even want to live forever

BigPopparoni7 years ago
If I get whatever I want, then I want the bad side to not happen

Jango Fett9 years ago
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Gavin Gadoury12 years ago
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NuclearUnicorn8 years ago
They all ready are retarted.

Kababi9 years ago
I have no friends but just the dilemma of living forever is enough for me to click "I will not!"

firestar208011 months ago
I would get a Honda Civic with a spoiler uwu

CyanSpirit9 years ago
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Clemson8 years ago
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CapnToodleToes9 years ago
I'm so sorry.

MrLonely4 years ago
HAHA I HAVE NO FREINDS! ;-;

Johnnyblazzze24569 years ago
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peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago
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WhiteHatHacker7 years ago
my friends will become my toys! >:D

ButterBoyGamer8 years ago
SMG4"s Life Then?

kindertak5 years ago
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Nobody cares9 years ago
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xXChurBoyXx11 years ago
F**K 'em.

TheNightmareFox8 years ago
dont want to live forever it would suck
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