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You live forever and get whatever you want
but
All of your friends become retarded
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Bogy8 months ago
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plazmafighter9 years ago
i hate people that take the mick out of illneses its not that funny and it makes you look like a dick

vodsnvnjad2 years ago
Autism is funny
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TribblesKilledJoffrey9 years ago
Jokes on you i have no friends

FearTheTyeDye7 years ago
Tribbles, that is just sad. Admit it

Giguli Zhvania12 years ago
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BabyWooWoo2 years ago
same here bro
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Sardonyx-gem9 years ago
This one is garbage. I have autism, ocd, and bpd and I know a lot of people who do as well it's not a 'joke' it's not a 'disappointment' it's not a 'struggle' the only struggle is all you people wanting us dead and laughing about it

Vinny027 years ago
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PotatoSenpai9 years ago
What friends?

Z0m41e7 years ago
Yeah, what are they? Food?

CJsquire8 years ago
Doesn't say I cant make more friends!

Thecatofnightmares9 years ago
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claire kumquat9 years ago
/: my friend is autistic and the r word is not cool to use. there is nothing wrong with autism

Poette8 years ago
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Levi Gonzalez12 years ago
Couldn't you just "want" them smart again?

WB_Super2 years ago
WOW!LOOPHOLES!
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RaodenBoi8 years ago
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Bill-cyfer8 years ago
I'm a teen I already live for ever

Jaysepticeye8 years ago
i don't really have any friends (#foreveralone), so...

deathbypanzer9 years ago
sorry everybody

Arturo.0019 years ago
yo no le haría nada malo a mis amigos porque los amo con godo mi corazón y el de dios

Arturo.0019 years ago
todo***

LaiGamer1099 years ago
le di a no por que amo a mis amigas

Arturo.0019 years ago
yo te amo a ti

David Padgett12 years ago
I know my friends, I wouldn't notice the difference.

Jase Potts12 years ago
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dister0110 years ago
i spy something beginning with l, has oophole in the middle, and ends with S

ItsJeffTime7 years ago
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cat_in_hiding9 years ago
My voice cracked while reading this

Justintj8 years ago
I get powers to cure my friends

Deadcool13139 years ago
Freinds? What are those? I got pitty and liers... I'M A PUSH IT!

KyleFernando3 years ago
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DILLONMLG 9 years ago
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JOKER1_2_39 years ago
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HeyILikeBlue8 years ago
just don't make friends I guess?

RanTL9 years ago
Well i have like no friends so i don't think its a problem btw i could wish them to be smart :)

DarthYeeterYT5 years ago
All I see are sbowflakes.

Brokkolipower9 years ago
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AbbyBabbles11 years ago
I don't wanna live forever though.

Areonomatron8 years ago
*has no friends*

Germaniko9 years ago
But, your life wont change...

Harryg9 years ago
that is offensive

Pusheeny7 years ago
I wish for my friend to get unretared

Brian MacNeil12 years ago
Live forever? So after the earth is destroyed and everything...? that sounds horrible...

NicoAW8 years ago
I'll make them smart again.

captianbeastmode9 years ago
all of my friends are lmao

l0v3r.4ur45 months ago
...

AshArshi7 years ago
But what happens if you don't have friends....

xXZoMg15Xx9 years ago
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Portia Glossop12 years ago
They already are.

AlexPotato218 years ago
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SirNate9 years ago
Friends? What friends?

Kay_Buttons_Meh3 years ago
also there are comment bots here

ShinyNox9 years ago
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darkscythe9 years ago
it is too late they already

Yeboi8 years ago
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AJ choose9 years ago
They R allready dumb as hell so...

Nytroma4 years ago
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