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You live forever and get whatever you want
but
All of your friends become retarded
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Bogy8 months ago
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plazmafighter9 years ago
i hate people that take the mick out of illneses its not that funny and it makes you look like a dick

vodsnvnjad2 years ago
Autism is funny
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TribblesKilledJoffrey9 years ago
Jokes on you i have no friends

FearTheTyeDye7 years ago
Tribbles, that is just sad. Admit it

Giguli Zhvania12 years ago
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BabyWooWoo2 years ago
same here bro
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Sardonyx-gem9 years ago
This one is garbage. I have autism, ocd, and bpd and I know a lot of people who do as well it's not a 'joke' it's not a 'disappointment' it's not a 'struggle' the only struggle is all you people wanting us dead and laughing about it

Vinny027 years ago
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PotatoSenpai9 years ago
What friends?

Z0m41e7 years ago
Yeah, what are they? Food?

CJsquire8 years ago
Doesn't say I cant make more friends!

Thecatofnightmares9 years ago
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claire kumquat9 years ago
/: my friend is autistic and the r word is not cool to use. there is nothing wrong with autism

Poette8 years ago
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Levi Gonzalez12 years ago
Couldn't you just "want" them smart again?

WB_Super2 years ago
WOW!LOOPHOLES!
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RaodenBoi8 years ago
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Bill-cyfer8 years ago
I'm a teen I already live for ever

Jaysepticeye8 years ago
i don't really have any friends (#foreveralone), so...

deathbypanzer9 years ago
sorry everybody

Arturo.0019 years ago
yo no le haría nada malo a mis amigos porque los amo con godo mi corazón y el de dios

Arturo.0019 years ago
todo***

LaiGamer1099 years ago
le di a no por que amo a mis amigas

Arturo.0019 years ago
yo te amo a ti

David Padgett12 years ago
I know my friends, I wouldn't notice the difference.

Jase Potts12 years ago
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Ashybro7 years ago
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HyruleBall9 years ago
My friends are retarted

Adolf Odinson12 years ago
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cassdeansam8 years ago
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AlpacaMask9 years ago
I wouldn't want anyone to be like that

wolf-inyx3 years ago
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[{(TheOneAndOnly)}]9 years ago
I want a pill that makes people smarter

rosegirlkrb9 years ago
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RachelE088 years ago
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xXAceXx9 years ago
...this was so hard.. :\\\\

dmasterh4 years ago
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Carlos Iliop9 years ago
I will get what i want... New friends ...and they are not dumbass as fûck And 10 billion Dollars! XD

Kenmc10 years ago
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Tautauchev78 years ago
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ante9 years ago
U can GET WAT Ever u want so make ur friends not retarted

luv4ever9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Drwaffle236 years ago
They all are

Npnvip9 years ago
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Owen Jones12 years ago
But what if what you want is your friends to be super smart?

Arthur_Sarue8 years ago
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Hyhyhawk19 years ago
I have no friends

Jackisawsome7778 years ago
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Josef Lowe12 years ago
so tge same forver

TheJunglecraftGamers8 years ago
Get new Friends

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago
I'd be amused by my peasants as they run around in a bounce house cage. I'm a horrible friend.

Xenom10 months ago
immortality it self sucks so hell nah

chilik9 years ago
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Redfluffpanda9 years ago
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Ak47077 years ago
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Giraffe Jelly9 years ago
So basically nothing changes

Deadcool13139 years ago
Freinds? What are those? I got pitty and liers... I'M A PUSH IT!

KyleFernando3 years ago
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