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You live forever and get whatever you want
but
All of your friends become retarded
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Giguli Zhvania 13 years ago
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BabyWooWoo 3 years ago
same here bro
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plazmafighter 11 years ago
i hate people that take the mick out of illneses its not that funny and it makes you look like a dick

vodsnvnjad 4 years ago
Autism is funny
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TribblesKilledJoffrey 10 years ago
Jokes on you i have no friends

FearTheTyeDye 9 years ago
Tribbles, that is just sad. Admit it

Sardonyx-gem 11 years ago
This one is garbage. I have autism, ocd, and bpd and I know a lot of people who do as well it's not a 'joke' it's not a 'disappointment' it's not a 'struggle' the only struggle is all you people wanting us dead and laughing about it

Vinny02 8 years ago
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PotatoSenpai 10 years ago
What friends?

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Yeah, what are they? Food?

CJsquire 9 years ago
Doesn't say I cant make more friends!

Thecatofnightmares 11 years ago
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claire kumquat 11 years ago
/: my friend is autistic and the r word is not cool to use. there is nothing wrong with autism

Poette 9 years ago
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Levi Gonzalez 13 years ago
Couldn't you just "want" them smart again?

WB_Super 3 years ago
WOW!LOOPHOLES!
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RaodenBoi 9 years ago
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Bill-cyfer 9 years ago
I'm a teen I already live for ever

Jaysepticeye 10 years ago
i don't really have any friends (#foreveralone), so...

deathbypanzer 10 years ago
sorry everybody

Arturo.001 11 years ago
yo no le haría nada malo a mis amigos porque los amo con godo mi corazón y el de dios

Arturo.001 11 years ago
todo***

LaiGamer109 11 years ago
le di a no por que amo a mis amigas

Arturo.001 11 years ago
yo te amo a ti

David Padgett 13 years ago
I know my friends, I wouldn't notice the difference.

Jase Potts 13 years ago
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Justintj 10 years ago
I get powers to cure my friends

Deadcool1313 11 years ago
Freinds? What are those? I got pitty and liers... I'M A PUSH IT!

KyleFernando 5 years ago
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DILLONMLG 10 years ago
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dister01 11 years ago
i spy something beginning with l, has oophole in the middle, and ends with S

ItsJeffTime 9 years ago
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cat_in_hiding 11 years ago
My voice cracked while reading this

RanTL 11 years ago
Well i have like no friends so i don't think its a problem btw i could wish them to be smart :)

DarthYeeterYT 7 years ago
All I see are sbowflakes.

Brokkolipower 10 years ago
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AbbyBabbles 12 years ago
I don't wanna live forever though.

Areonomatron 9 years ago
*has no friends*

JOKER1_2_3 11 years ago
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HeyILikeBlue 10 years ago
just don't make friends I guess?

Brian MacNeil 13 years ago
Live forever? So after the earth is destroyed and everything...? that sounds horrible...

NicoAW 9 years ago
I'll make them smart again.

captianbeastmode 11 years ago
all of my friends are lmao

moonaura 2 years ago
...

Germaniko 10 years ago
But, your life wont change...

Harryg 11 years ago
that is offensive

Pusheeny 8 years ago
I wish for my friend to get unretared

SirNate 11 years ago
Friends? What friends?

Kay_Buttons_Meh 4 years ago
also there are comment bots here

ShinyNox 10 years ago
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darkscythe 11 years ago
it is too late they already

AshArshi 9 years ago
But what happens if you don't have friends....

xXZoMg15Xx 11 years ago
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Portia Glossop 13 years ago
They already are.

AlexPotato21 9 years ago
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TakisAreLife 10 years ago
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Zloto ne6to 12 years ago
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tastybacon5 11 years ago
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Yeboi 10 years ago
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