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You live forever and get whatever you want
but
All of your friends become retarded
Next

Giguli Zhvania 13 years ago
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BabyWooWoo 3 years ago
same here bro
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plazmafighter 11 years ago
i hate people that take the mick out of illneses its not that funny and it makes you look like a dick

vodsnvnjad 4 years ago
Autism is funny
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TribblesKilledJoffrey 10 years ago
Jokes on you i have no friends

FearTheTyeDye 9 years ago
Tribbles, that is just sad. Admit it

Sardonyx-gem 11 years ago
This one is garbage. I have autism, ocd, and bpd and I know a lot of people who do as well it's not a 'joke' it's not a 'disappointment' it's not a 'struggle' the only struggle is all you people wanting us dead and laughing about it

Vinny02 8 years ago
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PotatoSenpai 10 years ago
What friends?

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Yeah, what are they? Food?

CJsquire 9 years ago
Doesn't say I cant make more friends!

Thecatofnightmares 11 years ago
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claire kumquat 11 years ago
/: my friend is autistic and the r word is not cool to use. there is nothing wrong with autism

Poette 9 years ago
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Levi Gonzalez 13 years ago
Couldn't you just "want" them smart again?

WB_Super 3 years ago
WOW!LOOPHOLES!
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RaodenBoi 9 years ago
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Bill-cyfer 9 years ago
I'm a teen I already live for ever

Jaysepticeye 10 years ago
i don't really have any friends (#foreveralone), so...

deathbypanzer 11 years ago
sorry everybody

Arturo.001 11 years ago
yo no le haría nada malo a mis amigos porque los amo con godo mi corazón y el de dios

Arturo.001 11 years ago
todo***

LaiGamer109 11 years ago
le di a no por que amo a mis amigas

Arturo.001 11 years ago
yo te amo a ti

David Padgett 13 years ago
I know my friends, I wouldn't notice the difference.

Jase Potts 13 years ago
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Arthur_Sarue 9 years ago
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Hyhyhawk1 11 years ago
I have no friends

Jackisawsome777 10 years ago
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luv4ever 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Drwaffle23 7 years ago
They all are

Npnvip 10 years ago
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Owen Jones 13 years ago
But what if what you want is your friends to be super smart?

Xenom 2 years ago
immortality it self sucks so hell nah

chilik 10 years ago
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Redfluffpanda 11 years ago
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Ak4707 8 years ago
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Giraffe Jelly 11 years ago
So basically nothing changes

Josef Lowe 13 years ago
so tge same forver

TheJunglecraftGamers 9 years ago
Get new Friends

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago
I'd be amused by my peasants as they run around in a bounce house cage. I'm a horrible friend.

ItsJeffTime 9 years ago
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cat_in_hiding 11 years ago
My voice cracked while reading this

Justintj 10 years ago
I get powers to cure my friends

Deadcool1313 11 years ago
Freinds? What are those? I got pitty and liers... I'M A PUSH IT!

KyleFernando 5 years ago
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DILLONMLG 10 years ago
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dister01 11 years ago
i spy something beginning with l, has oophole in the middle, and ends with S

HeyILikeBlue 10 years ago
just don't make friends I guess?

RanTL 11 years ago
Well i have like no friends so i don't think its a problem btw i could wish them to be smart :)

DarthYeeterYT 7 years ago
All I see are sbowflakes.

Brokkolipower 10 years ago
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AbbyBabbles 12 years ago
I don't wanna live forever though.

Areonomatron 9 years ago
*has no friends*

JOKER1_2_3 11 years ago
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Pusheeny 8 years ago
I wish for my friend to get unretared

Brian MacNeil 13 years ago
Live forever? So after the earth is destroyed and everything...? that sounds horrible...

NicoAW 9 years ago
I'll make them smart again.

captianbeastmode 11 years ago
all of my friends are lmao
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