Will You Press The Button?

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease7 years ago

I"M THE HUMAN SPONGE

RedVexeD8 years ago

No. And there are already several viable "cures" that keep getting their funding removed or swept under the rug because it would kill an entire section of the pharma and medical industries income. Cancer is profitable. :|

Muv22HD7 months ago

fuck you

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Elinor7 years ago

I'm probably already going to get cancer (since it runs in my family) so I"d be fine with taking others if necessary

chineseboy10 months ago

Keep live

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Toothbanger7 years ago

I could cure my cancer back

DakotaGore7 years ago

Can I do it like right before I die

Liam Hoe12 years ago

But if i cure my cancer will that mean i get cancer again? because someone just got cured, me

Aokiri2 years ago

niu bi

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Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg8 years ago

There allready is a cure for cancer

Fedxftw8 years ago

Idiot

ClipClop8 years ago

I'll Sacrifice to save Many People

Adrianne_DeForest8 years ago

Yes, I'm willing to suffer for all those people. I"d just be like, "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL."

Emily Van Leeuwen12 years ago

Think about it, everyone in the world is cured at the expense of one person. Totally worth it

koolguy4 years ago

agreed

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Hannah Tetuan12 years ago

So, then you die from all the cancer, then what? People can still be cured, right?

CaptinGamer9 years ago

Your dead body would collect the cancer.

Tayla McFarlane12 years ago

56% of people are selfish.

Cringe_weeb2 years ago

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Tristan Carr12 years ago

But wait, there's a cure for cancer. Even the ones you obtain. -Betty

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago

Really only 43 percent pressed this? If you have a cure for cancer just keep drinking it yourself and you are healing others...

Pandaman_57 years ago

If you drink the cure you will just be receiving your cancer again

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bomberman121810 years ago

I I'll make the ultimate sacrifice for humanity, just like Jesus. If you have a problem with that, take it up with someone who cares.

Come-to-the-dark-side8 years ago

If I die how do I still get the cancer,so I get to be immortal too

YaBoiCheema8 years ago

i get cured of cancer when i get cancer

asdfgawc111 years ago

bit overkill

stride13139 years ago

So, you'd end up with Omega Cancer... Which is immediately rendered pointless when you just give yourself the cure

Squishybruh8883 years ago

Just cure yourself

RadcialCatIrma9 years ago

sorry humanity :( i feel bad ..

Katiewelsh5569 years ago

Take one for the team

Deegulia4 years ago

Wait a minute if cure for cancer is already discovered then I can also get cured

Zurcez9 years ago

just cure yourself daily and you're fine

AlaynaGarcia8 years ago

Its 50 - 50. Im selfish

Alphatech7 years ago

this is stupid

SecretTimeMachineZombie10 years ago

There would be a cure so Yea

woutel8 years ago

There already cures stop posting some cancer bullshit

theonionmints9 years ago

Who's you?...is it some Chinese guy?

Lololaiden9 years ago

they did not say how long you have it for

Muv22HD7 months ago

but if theres a cure can I not just cure it?

Zombiebarf9 years ago

Saving millions of lives for one

mostafa10 years ago

I would die but save millions so why not one for the team

Coolman864 years ago

Me having cancer 3 times at once: o-o

valarmorghulis9 years ago

good souls

Mar11ka8 years ago

I just get cured though

Osamudiamen Okundaye12 years ago

I'm cool with the endless cycle of cancer.

Myowndamnprofile9 years ago

just cure my cancer then wait if i cure my cancer from someone else's then who gets my cancer after i cure it?

presidenttaquito8 years ago

Why would I want to cure cancer?

The_Darkstar8 years ago

Why not?

ReeledTiedBromasterBTH9 years ago

I cure mine then. Bam. Solved.

Yeettt5 years ago

Gotta catch em all!

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Onitmate7 years ago

A cure for cancer will be found, every time someone is cured you get their cancer, you get cured

Pandaman_57 years ago

If u use the same cure you will just br receiving your own cancer

Disapprover10 years ago

Vitamin c is already a pretty decent cure so i pressed no

dragonfire228 years ago

thats just whered

Joy_Love_for_Love7 years ago

So I can cure people’s cancer then cure myself

Pandaman_57 years ago

You will just get your own cancer if you use the cure

HippieRat10 years ago

I feel bad about not pressing the button, but getting all that cancer is definite fatality, and I know someone who absolutely needs me in life to keep herself from suicide. So I'm sorry, but I would not press it.

ComicSansBones9 years ago

this is mindfuck for me

Justsomerandomnobody3 years ago

What if I die? Does my corpse develop tumors?

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