You can do anything, become anything, Have anything.
but
You'll never have kids.
I will not


Merilille10 years ago
Children are disgusting little monsters. And I'm saying that as a 12-year-old.

gibbot7 months ago
erm.. like a boss
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VenomQuill9 years ago
PRESSING THE BUTTON! I never want kids. Even if I wanted kids, I could just adopt.

Infernomudkip6669 years ago
Yeah. I want one about reviving hitter but killing trump
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XRaider_UHC 9 years ago
Omfg this is the best win-win button

Watermelonman8 years ago
I know, but as i said, most people act differently (i don't want to say they act wrong because everyone can decide by himself)
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Damien Thorn12 years ago
Mashing the crap out of that button.

TheLucky123 years ago
Me: *doesn’t want kids’ The button: Oh no…
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MegaTurtleable9 years ago
I CAN ADOPT

Tricky8 years ago
Adoption still counts as having kids
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Nick TheDevistator Mwakajumba12 years ago
i don't want baby goats, i would have children.

TurtleGuy7 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissed 55555555555555555555555555555555525555555555555555 count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 now make a wish. Send this to 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes
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LottieHaruko8 years ago
this is our true life goal =w=

Tricky8 years ago
Where the hell is the downside?

Savage57227 years ago
I can’t have kids I’m a man

Trailman057 years ago
Ok..

Linky8 years ago
I can have anything, so I can have kids.

abcx8 years ago
No, you can't. Ever heard of the word "exception"?

Mondellan8 years ago
Who needs kids anyways

abcx8 years ago
Your pension is payed by the generation below you, so if your generation doesn't make enough kids, you"re not gonna have enough to live from when you"re old. YOU need kids.

Loophole-alert8 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE.

jimmymacelroy8 years ago
I hit the button so hard it broke

TurtleGuy7 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissed 55555555555555555555555555555555525555555555555555 count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 now make a wish. Send this to 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago
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TurtleGuy7 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissed 55555555555555555555555555555555525555555555555555 count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 now make a wish. Send this to 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes

foxhamme8 years ago
theres no down side

ARandomGuy4448 years ago
Can you spot the downside? Cuz i sure cant.

Friendlymouse8 years ago
So kids aren't anything. Because they"re there. And annoying.

AwesomeBro4048 years ago
*becomes a potato*

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago
WWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO DOWNSIDE !!!!!!

TankoBOB8 years ago
I planned to not have kids anyway

gay_retard8 years ago
Is there an extra button like this? I just broke this button.

PiccolaStrega8 years ago
No one said my spouse cant have kids...

Ghost.0238 years ago
Fuck kids

imavirginnn4 years ago
please don't, don't do that

MemeDream8 years ago
THIS BUTTON IS A GIFT FROM GOD

TickTockRed8 years ago
I can have anything? I'll be able to have children, then. What was the creator thinking?

Oregano8 years ago
Who wants kids anyway

NovaJ7219 years ago
Have anything but haven't kids... Well, ok

Mahziel Light12 years ago
Have anything... Can't have kids... lol... Still I don't want kids so meh.

Ziro259 years ago
I'll adopt kids.

captain Jack9 years ago
"You can have anything" directly after "you can't have kids" seriously ifI ca have anything how can't I have kids? I would press the button though

Laurz Grothaus12 years ago
paradox. have anything I want? I want children.

XxCrystalphoenixX2 years ago
HELL. YES. THAT MEANS I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING PREGNANT EITHER LETS GOOOO

Thisgalaxyisnotonfire9 years ago
*VIOLENTLY SLAMMING BUTTON* THE WORLD IS HEADING TOWARDS OVERPOPULATION ANYWAYS

Althen1310 years ago
Spam that button

12D35 years ago
Having kids just seems so stressful, so I see no downsides.

Coregamer8 years ago
I'll become the kid

quinn18809 years ago
Adopt them.

ixToxic10 years ago
I want kids unlike you fools. I wanna create life. I don't wanna be a spoiled brat like you guys do.

HanaChiba7 years ago
*Asexuals/aromantics laughing maniacally in the background* For real though, some people don't want kids. And even if you did you could just adopt.

Serkos8 years ago
So basically a Michaels on from the originals. I'll take it

Person649 years ago
I don't think this person knows how this works. There are two upsides here.

laserbreak10 years ago
whats the downside?

lexihyral8 years ago
but if you can have anything...

hamburgerdog259 years ago
If I r have kids can I adopt?

catlord52510 years ago
I could adopt

DanteUchiha7 years ago
WIN/WIN

gravitydestruct7 years ago
Ikr

computergirl101109 years ago
i"m going to make the power to have children. without pain, perhaps. *SMASHS BUTTON*

rcheaton10 years ago
sooooo, win win

Gabby Hutzler12 years ago
Cool! I don't want kids anyway!
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