You will be in perfect physical shape for the rest of your life without you having to exercise or eat healthy
but
All food you eat for the rest of your life will now taste horrible
I will not


Fall out girl10 years ago
"Food is the most important person in my life"- Dan Howell

PHANDOM8 years ago
I can relate to that :D
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11Thecrowmuse118 years ago
Meh, I just won't have to eat anything ever again and still not become anorexic. Sounds cool to me.

Norwegian union9 years ago
i love good food!!!!!!!!

Norwegian union9 years ago
This whasnt 5 hours ago!!!

peetasdick10 years ago
I'd rather be healthy tbh, food is just fuel.

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago
But..... thanksgiving.... chicken........ BACON!!! CANT PRESS THE BUTTON WHAT ABOUT BACON

Posik5 years ago
Fight for the bacon!!!!!!!
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XxAlphaxX10 years ago
Bacon?or flat belly? *sigh*

BrandonLoder7 years ago
I can't give up the taste of nice food it feels so good eating really nice food

Logical-loopholes7 years ago
Put dat shit in a blender :D

Jayko 9 years ago
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ninjaboy919119 years ago
what if you eat bad tasting food?

DezMen10 years ago
Tokyo ghoul?

Bossman18309 years ago
What about Mac and cheese...bacon am PIZZA!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo food is the best thing that has happen to me no what about the BACON!!!!!!!!!

ratchetmaschine3 years ago
Just about worth it. I'll get a funnel and gobble it all.

Ispell29 years ago
Isn't that already the deal though???

Caruil10 years ago
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Gamity7 years ago
Oohh I got a nice body shape oh shat this tastes like my grandmas wallpaper

Tsfuyu7 years ago
I nurture my skin

Sandura9 years ago
The point in eating, is the fucking food!!

THE FABULOS MAN9 years ago
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BubsterTheOnelast year
I hope you've changed in 8 years.

sirkeaton10 years ago
id say its pretty worth to live forever and what about food i dont eat like maybe just putting it in my mouth then spitting it out

AnimeIsLife4279 years ago
NO I NEED GOOD FOOD! FOOD IS IMPORTANT LIKE DAN SAID

BobsterMcSandalslast year
Bro what

Julia Rose Hazel12 years ago
*rolls around in chocolate doughnuts* hahahahahahaha no!

Mitch_Harper9 years ago
So.....salad. Taste like crap when plain already. Same result.

ilove5sos5 years ago
this is hard.

agent washington9 years ago
So basically school food

QMech9 years ago
just eat nothing? you don't have to if you are in Perfect shape?

Jayko 9 years ago
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xxRosexx7 years ago
Bruh most healthy food (like true health food) is already horrible tasting

PrettyGirl10 years ago
It already does.Ewwww!Pie and donuts!

Xevious19829 years ago
THE DELICIOUS CAKE

Jaeger9 years ago
no, then cake and pizza will be ruined

marrobot9 years ago
I don't care about my shape, but i do care about my DORITOS!

MidasNotFuckingFORTNITE3 years ago
well i dont have to eat healthy, not eating is not healthy, so i dont need to eat and nothing would happen if i didnt

Vickydj Djambazova12 years ago
Drink it then

Mr.Reader9 years ago
Vegie shakes anyone?

SAMUELGAMING7 years ago
i cant let the chicken nuggets be not tasty anymore

awsom_creeper9 years ago
SaME💵👑

FuzzysoulYT8 years ago
I read this while eating a fudge poptart...

StarsetFan4Life9 years ago
NOOO I LOVE FOOD!D:

coindog10 years ago
Eating healthy also means not under eating you could just eat a single peanut every day

123ryanboom9 years ago
Ehem guys if you can do what ever be in gr8 health why would you like want food

SeaWind10 months ago
I enjoy cooking. when I am cooking , I will taste to keep the food delicious so I cant press the button

VinylScratch MLP11 years ago
I am already in what I consider perfect physical shape: not so muscly that it hinders movement but not so skinny or fat that I have health problems.

SpamtonG.Spamton5 years ago
I already pressed a button that would make it so I don't have to eat, drink or sleep

Robert B. Healy III12 years ago
One of my favorite pleasures in life is good food. I'll keep things the way they are, thanks.

MarvinRazor9 years ago
But does the taste of horrible food changes?

DreamStrider9 years ago
I'm a foodie so I would rather be fat than eat shitty food XD

Thundia 9 years ago
I'm so fucking sick of the copypastas in the bloody comments!

*insert Shia LaBeouf quote here*10 years ago
i've eaten enough disgusting jelly beans to know how horribly can food taste...

niamhjames7 years ago
I already look GRATE

dmmd is love dmmd is life10 years ago
@DezMen EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!
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