be the most beautiful person ever
but
horrible anxiety and self esteem issues that stop you from doing alt of things
I will not

FoxyFromOnePiece 3 years ago
I already have both of these!!! Fuehfehfehfeh!!!

Sandvich Man 11 years ago
OH NO! I CAN'T DO "ALT" THE THINGS! WHATEVER WILL I DO?

PurpleEsteem 7 years ago
Hi JJ
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BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago
I will have less mental issues than I do now, but I will be pretty... AWESOME

xXYour_Worst_NightmareXx 10 years ago
What if you"re better looking than Andy or Ashley???? AND THEN YOU MEET THEM?!?!?!

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago
so I become beatiful and everything else stays the same?

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago
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anime_trash_ 9 years ago
So....already me for the cons...no problem!

I_found_your_loop_hole 9 years ago
I hide my insecurity behind jokes and puns, so this is perfect for me.

Rekt Much Bro? 10 years ago
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NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Coming*

The Fallen Anglish 11 years ago
so nothing changes lol

Dankiplier 10 years ago
Alt of things

Sweety08200AJ 10 years ago
Nah, fine with myself.

Ivar, God of grammar 11 years ago
That moment when you have so bad social anxiety that you, and I quote, "stop from doing alt of the things". It apparently even stops you from using correct grammar.

forshizzle 12 years ago
mental illness is a horrible thing.

Andrew Parker 13 years ago
I already am the most beautiful person ever, so yeah.

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago
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Camille_Jamal1 last year
less mental issues AND being pretty? AWESOME

kuno 5 years ago
The anxiety I have is enough

Étienne Bélanger 13 years ago
I am already beautiful

slacker 11 years ago
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Daquack666 8 years ago
So it just makes me beutiful?

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
"Doing alt of things"? The hell even is this?

Cato9765 10 years ago
SUPER NON SPECIFIC

carsofawe 11 years ago
The night I lost Ctrl! Oh, wait, still have that. I guess I'll just alt+f4 this. Oh, wait...

Stefano 11 years ago
Ik ben in orde. De volgende dag in de buurt van de week van de week van de week van de week van de week van de week van de week van de week van de week van de week van de week van de week van de week van de week van de week van de week van de week van de w... [Show full comment]

lilie 4 years ago
so i just become beautiful...

Joshua Montelibano 13 years ago
So... Pretty much a normal life for some? Haha... Oh the little things life has to offer... With it's many many different kinds of people...

tjones1336 11 years ago
same septiceyesam

Spots24 6 years ago
so no downside

Twiddle Twist 10 years ago
Well, i'm sure i'm in that state already. People call be pretty but I don't think so.

KewlRanch 8 years ago
So i cant ctrl/alt/delete?

acqbmn 11 years ago
nooooooonononnnooooonoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooononooonononnonoi

FancySpider 8 months ago
upside?

DctrLgc 12 years ago
I don't need beauty.

blupurpblaket46290 5 years ago
They thought it was possible to make me pretty. Wrong buddy!

aproy 10 years ago
I said yes because 'alt' of things don't exist.

Deacon Hall 11 years ago
Almost 9000 people want to have crippling anxiety and horrible self-esteem, aka a life of misery, just to look good. Great.

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
I become beautiful and stay the same in other ways lol no downside

Tom Bombadil 11 years ago
"alt of things"? But then I can't do this:öøëïüäûø

idonwan2telumyreelnam 9 years ago
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ThisIsAsh 9 years ago
I already have those

LolerImawsome 11 years ago
alt? btw why don't you just ignore them and take therapy DUH ITS CALLED FUCKING LOGIC

JFlashdriveK 3 years ago
All upside. Already have anxiety and self esteem issues.

Vaughn Dunham 13 years ago
I don't use the alt key on my p.c anyways

Deiformis 11 years ago
But I already have those, so...FUCK YEAH! I'M AMAZING NOW!

Erickatheamazing 6 years ago
So my life but I look better

Jean Has No Life 10 years ago
So I just become beautiful then? Okay thanks for the free beauty

BigDogLittleDog 8 years ago
So your pretty but cant do anything, like nervous painting

Toriel_da_snowman 10 years ago
So nothing changes?

sharpgamer 11 years ago
Mabey you need the CTRL and the DELETE with the ALT

Master-Chen 7 months ago
So, no change?

Smort2983 5 years ago
can i get an f in the chat for Tim Feldmann?

Livy-bear Wolfer 13 years ago
Apt sounds bad... So I atop doing bad things??? Sweet!
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