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buttontwister10 years ago

i'd just make all of my company's property private and state trespassers will be shot. (i'm allowed to do that, right?)

FlyingStars_last year

Good idea

imakeonecomment9 years ago

id make a heavy security where 100 guards guard 1 candy bar 24/7

HAHA12348 years ago

But it"s legal to take so it doesn't matter how many people are guarding it they can take it with no consequences, However it says that you"re the most successful industry and industries are only successful if they make tons of money so even with people taking your product you"re still rich as fuck.

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dragon_fruit9 years ago

Well, whoever wants to steal from me has to get past the fire-breathing dragon first...

Shelby Chase12 years ago

hey if they can steal from me and it's still a succesful bar it's must be some good shit.

908y9-94 years ago

also as long as its stolen in a store and not stolen in large ammounts then my buisness would have already sold it to whateverstore like walmart and at that point its no profit lost for me, only the stores

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AssHar8 years ago

If it"s legal it"s taking not stealing. Either way I get money, my employees get money, people get free candy bars if they choose not to pay (though a lot still will, it wouldn't be the most successful industru if no one paid for "em). Everyone wins!

ththomas95 years ago

If course it would still be the MOST successful candy bar industry. You would just be the only manyfacturer in the world.

ABBEH9 years ago

SCREW IT, YOUR FREE CANDY DREAMS ARE TRUE

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

Sure! Odd downside tho...and I will have someone prevent the theft of it

Tony_the_real_gamer7 years ago

It good to give

Diamondraymond019 years ago

Free candy here I come

Rivaldo Monroe12 years ago

there is no downside because it is still successful and you become automatically rich but still the homeless can steal to feed themselves

Ben10usr3 years ago

Just give homeless people chocolate... I see no problem with this.

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Deborah Roton12 years ago

So basically, it's legal for people eat my candy bars? If they're that good Imma just eat them all myself none for you kid

Jkc55511 years ago

Open company... 6 months later I go bankrupt.... 9 months later I'm homeless,sitting on a curb licking an orange peel.

Porpoise Pie9 years ago

You could steal candy bars!

WaterBlade228 years ago

Yeah, and it"s legal to have a gun so I'll pull a gun on whoever steals candy bars from me

Scoopdoop9 years ago

If it's that fucking successful, who cares if people can steal them? You are rich enough that you can still keep producing them somehow without people having to buy them? That sounds awesome.

Swagger2598 years ago

If it"s legal... THEN I WOULD STEAL ALL THE CANDY BARS AND EAT THEMMMM

dinolord sonic9 years ago

if they actually steal it means its rlly good

ButtonPresser1524 years ago

Willy Wonka, much?

plazmafighter10 years ago

free bars 4 all

TheAnoymousNATA7 years ago

It’s still a successful business

Killwithstyle9 years ago

Steal your own candy bar.

Awais_PG017 years ago

Oh FUDGE get it

Nithan90009 years ago

No government will allow anyone to steal. If you have a horrible downside then you might as well make a reason for it.

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Porpoise Pie9 years ago

FREE CANDY BARS!!!!!!!!

Starlo10 months ago

Ok and? I'm still the most successful. Have fun at the personalized infinite candy buffet found in front of every factory kiddos!

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

I can steal from myself. Candy!!!!!

Themiister5 years ago

VOTE YES #SWAG

What-a-twist8 years ago

Is it not already illegal to steal a candy bar it"s just shoplifting but I mean it"s still illegal this is such a dumb button....

catlol1009 years ago

Hey good for me I can eat the septiciplier candy bar!!!!!!

leoidicel9 years ago

i hate candys they taste like shit... fuck who laves candys

phsyco player10 years ago

Don't you dare to steal my candy

Motorhorn7 years ago

But i"m still super successfull

Mykael Creo10 years ago

The second point contradicts itself. "Stealing" is a word defined as an illegal act. What you should post is that "All candy bars are free", which given the industry is successful means you've managed to make income through other means through your industr...[Show full comment]

SkeletonWarrior8 years ago

I’m just gonna go steal my chocolate brand from a convenience store then.

Lesser Pikadog9 years ago

steal your own

ToyBonnie8 years ago

No one cares

BlueWiz9 years ago

So i am succesful but would i make money if no one buys my product?

Archer_shoob4 years ago

I would charge 9999990999999999$ for anyone who stole

Sophwiphwi9 years ago

How would you be successful if people steal it

ThatOneDude(Utube)9 years ago

If it's successful, that means I'm making enough money to not have to worry about that.

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