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buttontwister10 years ago

i'd just make all of my company's property private and state trespassers will be shot. (i'm allowed to do that, right?)

FlyingStars_last year

Good idea

imakeonecomment9 years ago

id make a heavy security where 100 guards guard 1 candy bar 24/7

HAHA12348 years ago

But it"s legal to take so it doesn't matter how many people are guarding it they can take it with no consequences, However it says that you"re the most successful industry and industries are only successful if they make tons of money so even with people taking your product you"re still rich as fuck.

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dragon_fruit9 years ago

Well, whoever wants to steal from me has to get past the fire-breathing dragon first...

Shelby Chase12 years ago

hey if they can steal from me and it's still a succesful bar it's must be some good shit.

908y9-94 years ago

also as long as its stolen in a store and not stolen in large ammounts then my buisness would have already sold it to whateverstore like walmart and at that point its no profit lost for me, only the stores

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AssHar8 years ago

If it"s legal it"s taking not stealing. Either way I get money, my employees get money, people get free candy bars if they choose not to pay (though a lot still will, it wouldn't be the most successful industru if no one paid for "em). Everyone wins!

ththomas95 years ago

If course it would still be the MOST successful candy bar industry. You would just be the only manyfacturer in the world.

ABBEH9 years ago

SCREW IT, YOUR FREE CANDY DREAMS ARE TRUE

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

Sure! Odd downside tho...and I will have someone prevent the theft of it

Tony_the_real_gamer7 years ago

It good to give

Diamondraymond019 years ago

Free candy here I come

Rivaldo Monroe12 years ago

there is no downside because it is still successful and you become automatically rich but still the homeless can steal to feed themselves

Ben10usr3 years ago

Just give homeless people chocolate... I see no problem with this.

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Deborah Roton12 years ago

So basically, it's legal for people eat my candy bars? If they're that good Imma just eat them all myself none for you kid

leoidicel9 years ago

i hate candys they taste like shit... fuck who laves candys

phsyco player10 years ago

Don't you dare to steal my candy

Motorhorn7 years ago

But i"m still super successfull

Mykael Creo10 years ago

The second point contradicts itself. "Stealing" is a word defined as an illegal act. What you should post is that "All candy bars are free", which given the industry is successful means you've managed to make income through other means through your industr...[Show full comment]

SkeletonWarrior8 years ago

I’m just gonna go steal my chocolate brand from a convenience store then.

Lesser Pikadog9 years ago

steal your own

ToyBonnie8 years ago

No one cares

BlueWiz9 years ago

So i am succesful but would i make money if no one buys my product?

Archer_shoob4 years ago

I would charge 9999990999999999$ for anyone who stole

ThatOneDude(Utube)9 years ago

If it's successful, that means I'm making enough money to not have to worry about that.

Sophwiphwi9 years ago

How would you be successful if people steal it

FinnDiggle7 years ago

Success is success.

Gohan is the best dbz character9 years ago

Let the homeless and the hungry steal a super ultra mega non starving candy bar that taste like what you want it to taste like

Tmoney10 years ago

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QueenOfTheHive9 years ago

Who would buy if you could steal? What. WHAT. Think about it... You either pay good money, or, or ,OR you could get it for free?

WhatTheSigma4 months ago

Erm what the sigma?

Taylor Thomas12 years ago

Then how is the industry successful? No one is buying them cause you're allowed to steal them, so you wouldn't make any money.

Kittenlover1018 years ago

I'll close it off with iron gates and chain them up like in Charlie and the chocolate factory.

m-a-rudolph5 years ago

Its already ilegal

TrinityDahl8 years ago

high tech security BLAM LOOPHOLE KINDA

Cameron Christianson9 years ago

Just buy it

leoidicel9 years ago

fuck candy

lukkkas10 years ago

wtf do you earn on that faceplam

EmilStvring7 years ago

Well just make sure ppl cant steal the candy bars

oldnotweak10 years ago

successful is successful... so wheres the downside? you obvious are still making money or you wouldn't be in business to be sucessful

Zarokri8 years ago

I make people happy

DragonDiamond9 years ago

Free candy bars anyone?

Andisaur118 years ago

How"s is it successful if everyone"s just gonna steal

Djdjjdfjfkd3 years ago

SHIT

Benji50099 years ago

They already do...

Sausage6665 years ago

Hey I can steal Candie bars from the factory and other companies, too. No downside.

macluc10 years ago

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tomato_potato7 years ago

IF its a SUCCess that means i make alot of monies, its a win-win

Greengasblaster9 years ago

They steal them from the store but I still sell them to the store so I still get money

Tspoon9158 years ago

That"s dope ill still be rich

darkthederp9 years ago

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Thegamingdovah9 years ago

Girl: am i pretty boy: no, you are ugly

D_YellowMadness2 months ago

I'd mostly just do it so candy companies would stop being profitable. Most of 'em use brutal child slavery.

Marie55039 years ago

If they do steal from you, you won't get any money.

Foxy-chu5 years ago

There ain’t no downside

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