Priest: "OK, so all the gravediggers took a sick day for... some odd reason. Who else we got?"
Mortician: "Well this kid claims to be his son..."
Priest: *hands shovel* "Close eenough!"
please put an upside to these. kinda part of the idea behind this sort of thing...
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Silverboy10 years ago
?
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domowolfn9 years ago
confused.
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CorsairPEJBDT2 years ago
It said I would be alone for the rest of my life.
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lwkgamer9 years ago
Adoption duh
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datboi4275 years ago
total sense made: 0.00
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God1zilla8 years ago
Wait... What the heck?
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cool_guy16810 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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