Will You Press The Button?

ParrotRoyale 10 months ago

For anyone wondering that is a 99.999% chance of success after making ONE MILLION OBJECTS

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

AltriveGetReal-Gif-293492783 3 years ago

Nooo Jonesy would never

-Delta- 9 years ago

At least this guy has the decency not to break thermodynamics

Master Red 13 years ago

Is this a Fire Emblem 0.00000001% or a Pokemon. Cause if it's fire emblem statistics, I'm not gonna fucking do it.

-Delta- 9 years ago

Yah iff it was 99.999999999999 in fire emblem then i would take it

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mememan69 10 years ago

i crave death anyways

PkmnQ 7 years ago

I would create a thing that could kill everything I make. There is still a 0.00000001% chance it could kill me, but if it succeeds, it turns into a 0% chance.

NievilliS 7 years ago

Youre basically talking about a technician

Lzke 8 years ago

I shall create a plush unicorn and releat it until it becomes alive and tries to kill me. Just because I'm curious how a plush unicorn can kill a human.

Justin J-franksta Frank 13 years ago

you're more likely to get struck by lightning....

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago

Quartzfire that makes sense

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BlueShell 8 years ago

Create memes. Win-Win.

whenjohnsteindied 9 years ago

ok, first: you have more of a chance of getting hit directly by a meteor than this, second: pizza can't kill you

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Statistically speaking, more people die of (symptoms of) old age than by their own creation that was reanimated.

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bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

Hmmm 0.00000001% chance huh... VERY likely...

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

screw it, ill press it.

Heartbreaker14 11 years ago

I'd create everyone from Undertale but instead of Flowey it'll be Asriel.

&macr;\\\\_(ãƒ„)_/&macr; 10 years ago

You're an inspiration for birth control

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Andreas Jokiel 13 years ago

I would morph Justin Bieber into something useful.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

@Nosaj would turning someone into food then eating them constitute as cannibalism?

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Erick Rodgers 13 years ago

Anything... Working TARDIS, Check, Device to turn anyone I wish into a Time Lord, Check, Indestructible Sword, check, Dragon Egg, check, Adamantium armor, check. And food if I ever need it, check.

LetMeReplyPlease 4 years ago

Sonic Screwdriver

Trevor Campbell 13 years ago

So about a 4 times less likely than winning the lottery

Loophole-alert 9 years ago

Actually, over 3000 times less likely.

Anonumous 9 years ago

Just make a little pillow it cant harm you much then just rip it if it dares come near. Literally. Just press the button!

Sahara 11 years ago

The key word there is *attempt and *most likely. Now that I have knowledge it may kill me, I can know it's weaknesses, and plan for them.

The Black Knight 10 years ago

Oh I'm taking this risk, without a doubt. One time I make a quadrillion dollars, then I could buy people to make my own Pokemon and there is a one in a billion chance of that happening with that much money I could get security!

John Kim 13 years ago

Even if you made 100000000 things, none would probably come alive

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mangled_red_fox 11 years ago

Foxy will be mine

bousio 10 years ago

Well 0.00000001% is tiny, pfff... It'll Never hapAAAAAAHH SOMEBODY HELP ME MY SNOWMAN IS TRYING TO BREAK MY NECK

FayruzOnyx 11 years ago

i'd turn every fanfic real and experience it with my crushes from different fandoms <3

AssHar 9 years ago

Bruh the chances are so low you"d have to be THE UNLUCKIEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE EVER for it to actually happen.

Tridus 10 years ago

Well, the odds are I will fine, besides I can create zillions of ways to protect myself before anything really comes for me

kekvinlul 5 years ago

if i make nico robin in real life, she can kill me, as long as she touches me

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

The fuck us wrong with you? Don't talk about my waifu like that!

Supergamer62 11 years ago

purposely bulids something that would kill me, then have it has a function that protects the world from everything that could possibly happen

Shepdws 9 years ago

Create pokemon

Loophole-alert 9 years ago

There"s a 0.0000000001% chance.

Striker977 12 years ago

Spongebob?

Empress 8 years ago

IM MAKING MYSELF A PET TINY DRAGON

jakeduhcreeper 11 years ago

No thank you

KawaiiUnitato 10 years ago

a low chance of it killing me? isn't that what it says?

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

LOLLIPOP ATTAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOM NOM NOM

SeanQuinn 11 years ago

What's the point

Chris0111 10 years ago

Ok first I'm going to make a machine that turns that percentage to 0

Kieran Walker 13 years ago

extremely unlikely, plus all i have to do to ensure it is not create things capable of killing, IE not an army, or a knife wielding robot

GAMING_GODDESS999 last year

this is kinda like death note

Sam1oo1 11 years ago

All you got to do is create something that will kill it.Say for instance a kill switch

ArmedSpirit 11 years ago

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ninjabot 5 years ago

I LIKE THOSE ODS

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Garcia911 9 years ago

Dus it have to live many I want a sanwich

alexherondale02 11 years ago

Wait, so your saying I could create shadowhunters and the shadowhuntet world. FUCK YEAH! I DONT CARE IF THEY TRY TO KILL ME, I GET TO BFF'S WITH JACE HERONDALE!!

mymyplays 10 years ago

Heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no

spongemakeryvan 10 years ago

I will creat Moriarty

Francis Bonnefoy Is Fabulous 12 years ago

So, if I make Feliciano Vargas and he attempts to kill me, would that just turn him 2p?

Toodles 11 years ago

Id build a machine that could teleport anyone to any anime parallel universe...and then I'd go to SNK's universe and probably die there

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago

Create a liquid I or anyone can drink that gives people super powers hell yeah

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