Will You Press The Button?

Keiya 9 years ago

Nope. I mean, I don't really mind everyone having my weakness (most people aren't going to carry it around everywhere anyway) but that much kryptonite will give way too many people health problems.

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago

I love your thinking

acerspacer 10 years ago

it never said they know what to do with it or what it's for

thekyler 10 years ago

who would want to have his pant under his underwear

Morgan Chan 10 years ago

But I want to be Deadpool...

Septitoni 10 years ago

um screw superman

Mario Gabriel Camacho 13 years ago

Just leave the planet!

SomeoneWhoIsSomeone 8 years ago

It said everyone. So long as there"s a living being, you will have no power.

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hydr0king 9 years ago

No because anyone who is annoyed by me could just kill me with the kryptonite. Why would you even press the button

Chris Hurd 13 years ago

I pressed the button so people would get a radioactive block and either gain weird powers or die, not for the superman powers.

DACAT 9 years ago

SAME

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LittleLady2 10 years ago

i have answered this 5 times now quicker than a speeding bullet make some new ones!!

[{(TheOneAndOnly)}] 10 years ago

The block could be microscopic. LOOPHOLE!!

Morgan Chan 10 years ago

But I want to be Deadpool....

AmazingDragons 8 years ago

But I want to be Deadpool....

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Indominusrex101 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

otakutrashllama 10 years ago

thnks fr th cncr

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andreBrazil 11 years ago

Leave the planet simple

PugParty2004 9 years ago

they wouldn't use it they would be killing a hero

oldnotweak 12 years ago

so... they have established that the shit doesn't actually kill him hes just allergic to it and can still muster his strength even when LIFTING A DAMN MOUNTAIN OF THE SHIT! and guess what... LEAD SUIT! ill gather it all up in a few weeks and toss it into jupiter

Amongus_ur_mom 4 years ago

thats like u being god but everyones has an anticrist in thair closet

thebeast34 11 years ago

it didnt say you couldnt move to a new plant

devink78 11 years ago

well it did say everyone so that means everyone

Ventex08 9 years ago

fly very high, problem solved

under_olympic_hero 10 years ago

Whats kyptonite?

LittleLady2 10 years ago

you are so very stupid! Im Batman i have 0 blocks of kryptonite! BTW you spelt krptonite wrong

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cyrussmith 10 years ago

i"d just be come golden god super man who isn't affected by kryptonite at all

Unknown22 11 years ago

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Loki12 8 years ago

Marvels better anyway

pure8eat 11 years ago

A moment of silence for the person who said, 'rn'.

REGEN 11 years ago

Fly to Mars fuck yeah

PinkDiamond 9 years ago

doesnt mean they'll use it

LBiscuit 11 years ago

I agree with epicninjaman100

Bobsw 10 years ago

He is powered by our sun

jakkalsxl 9 years ago

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Dayna Morris 13 years ago

No!

ImYourBestNightMare 10 years ago

But they did not say that the people know how to make the Kryptonite how they will use it to become Superman

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 4 months ago

Remind me again why I would want to be Superman in the first place. I'm not hating on the man, but it would be TRAUMATIZING to have your home planet blown up as a baby. It would be like becoming Poison Ivy. Cool plant powers, but also hpow traumatized woul... [Show full comment]

Wootmoo 11 years ago

Howwww abooouuuutttttt NOPE.

aproy 11 years ago

That's just douchy.

TheNerdLord 6 years ago

Kyrptonite is extremely toxic and lethal to humans. So they would probably get rid off it fast.

TheGamerNerd 9 years ago

Superman is overrated anyways

Troller3337 8 years ago

Oh ok I thought it said super human

Mister130353N 11 years ago

1. they cant fly. 2. they cant shoot lazers. 3. they dont know youre superman I pressed the button ;D

Person99 10 years ago

Fuck superdouche

Mr_Barf 11 years ago

Its not only in this planet, its EVERYONE else!

Pinteraptor 10 years ago

No thanks

MissMuffet 11 years ago

So...you're the weakest person alive?

plyxo 12 years ago

I still have human rights/alien rights. They're not allowed to use it on me. It'll be like pushing peanuts on someone with a nut-allergy

OhMyGodiNeedMorePeen 3 years ago

https://www.mediafire.com/file/sqba5mz6rn4s79j/DOKAPON_ANTI_COPYRIGHT_Edition_Nov27_.rar/file this took me 7 months to make

hilter 11 years ago

Make an anti kryptonite suit

FutureIcecream 9 years ago

I"ve pissed off too many people to do that.

Jess Major 13 years ago

Time and time again, the world has proven to be full of dicks. People who find enjoyment in the misfortune of others. For that reason, I wouldn't want to give everyone in the world the one thing that could kill me. And you can't really leave the planet...... [Show full comment]

baller_the_infinite 10 years ago

Put on a lead suit and destroy it all.

KawaiiUnitato 10 years ago

I hate Superman

MR_BACON 11 years ago

Everyone can KILL me!

mylee1234 8 years ago

I'm a girl.

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