You can have anything or have anyone do anything for you.
but
You can never travel faster than 30kph under any circumstances
I will not

crisis115 11 years ago
so if i'm pushed out of a plane i only hit the ground at 30 kph? awesome

Hyltran 3 years ago
Yes a airplane could not lift of at that low speed. But let’s say it is from hot air balloon.
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minimegaman090 2 years ago
since earth moves way faster than 30 kph, would i just drift away from it since i can't move that fast? OH WAIT, I CAN HAVE ANYTHING? GREAT, GIVE ME THE REMOVE-DOWNSIDE-INATOR

Forgotten_fire 2 years ago
this guy finds loopholes everywhere
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Maharid 2 years ago
Why i need to travel, i will have anything i want done by others.

KingKevin05 11 years ago
Then I guess I'll travel over any circumstances *ba-dum chash"

ImNotAFish 8 years ago
There is still hope for this world
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MemzPF 5 years ago
Good thing Im American

MEGADUCK_IA 6 years ago
The movement of earth is a lot faster than 30 kph. space program?

Dudka 10 years ago
I would have people carrying me on a golden chair!

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago
we live in america idiots

Edward Grillo 13 years ago
Teliporting doesn't need speed. Thank god.

BatshitCrazy 4 years ago
Permanent feather fall! Just have to wear some sort of batman jacket all the time.
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theDeadpoool 6 years ago
I need speed and speed needs me I can't do it but.... I would have all Xbox games for free ...hmm..hmmmm....."presses the button"

RedTheFox 10 years ago
Teleportation? HA.

Inimidesert 10 years ago
Teleporting dont need speed

Cathrope 10 years ago
The upload and download rate of the act of teleporting will be adjusted accordingly. Instead of a 5,000,000/GPS your at 5.5/Bps. Fiber-optics vs. dialup.

EmmaWhitehead 9 years ago
"Have anything" as in I can have the superpower of teleportation which cancels out the downside ha

Hyltran 3 years ago
It is forbidden for me our is it impossible?

Leetha 12 years ago
Biggest problem. Either I slow down the planet for a few hours, then as it turns I'm suddenly flung off of it as it travels thousands of kilometers an hour, or I just get flung off first thing...

Mike23348 9 years ago
So i wont get roadsick in a car ☺

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago
So I have Alfred from Batman.

Beans6543 10 years ago
Okay....Teleporting doesn't involve speed.

AgentCPU0 11 years ago
Okay, Google.............. 30kph=18mph I'm not a hunch backed old lady.

Impredictable 5 years ago
Lul

lolololxtrollxlololol 11 years ago
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Ratatatatuille 8 years ago
This one is very trivial. Hmm...

Your Lord And Saviour 11 years ago
I'm never behind the wheel anyway! This sounds like a great bargain!

AoNeko 9 years ago
I'll have everyone come to me instead >.> don't even have to get out of my chair.

Micah10295 10 years ago
I can make someone change that rule.

Wessattacks 10 years ago
Well you can get anyone to carry you faster

notthatimportant 9 years ago
I am willing to bet my life that you can't run casually at 30km/h let alone carry someone, this question prohibits transportation more than walking/running

Aniaspirit 11 years ago
Meh

Fatherlessgoofyass 4 years ago
I whould just ask someone to take me where I whant and boom ez as that

TheSkidex 11 years ago
I don't need to travel if anyone can do anything for me, if u say: BUT UR HEALTH!! U CAN'T RUN, yes u can, but, you can do this... TEACHER RUN FOR ME!!

Alice_The_Wherewolf 6 years ago
tornado? i can control weather!!!!!

BobbyWasabiMk2 10 years ago
18.5 mph? aw hell nah

Bbatte 9 years ago
Well if I can have anyone or anything do anything for me, why would I travel or need to travel? Wouldn’t you get fat? (Something you might be asking.) Couldn’t I just have someone exercise for me?

SilverEyes21 10 years ago
Then i will go over in miles

mozibaby 7 months ago
“If Muhammad cannot head torwards the mountain then the mountain can head torwards Muhammad."

Aphotic_Nefelibata 11 years ago
Super powers here I come.

Kerfluffle 11 years ago
I don't run that fast anyway

Hyltran 3 years ago
I would haw a slow moving super yacht 🛥️

LordGaming 12 years ago
Well since teleporting doesn't exist you an make a scientist make a teleportation system.

eanbean 9 years ago
One atom... SCIENCE!

Lillith1439 5 years ago
if I get on a plane do I move 30kph and just watch the plane fly ahead of me?

winterxhawk 10 years ago
I can do things myself and i don't need to go that fast. Unless I gotta go fast.

toxic-reaper 11 years ago
slow and steady wins the race

melamond 10 years ago
I would make my crush bang me. LGBT

Reptyl232 11 years ago
I am American so what that is

illuminatiunconfirmed 7 years ago
That"s to much power

SuperKahven 2 years ago
I dont know why you wouldnt want to press the button

herobrine 11 years ago
walk... I see no serious downside...

GilbertusHenriquez 9 years ago
teleportation

Steves_evil 10 years ago
I can no longer die as easy from long falls.

TheGamePIN 9 years ago
But a Ferrari can.

RileyDaWizard 11 years ago
I'm hit by a nuke as everything around me is blasted away at intense speeds as I alone am slowly being pushed away. Saddest explosion ever

so.phantastic 11 years ago
rip ...
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