Every time you call or text a girl/guy drunk it goes just how you want it to.
but
Immediately after you hang up, your mom calls you to give you a birds and the bees talk and you can't hang up.
I will not

YungStupidGamer 10 years ago
Can't hang up BUT i can mute her. BOOM

SwissCheese 2 years ago
Outplay of the Decade
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Hamistagan 10 years ago
my mom is awesome. her birds and the bees would be remember a condom and go get her

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV 9 years ago
I don't even have a mom. so, yeah. idfc (i don't fucking care).

ImSmarterThanYou69 2 years ago
your dead mom appears to you as a corpse still. nice try

Jellax-Jedi 9 years ago
I never drink, so free ability?

TruRussianPerson 5 years ago
my mom is deaf and can't call, i see this as an absolute win

Kimmy Connell 13 years ago
While I'm drunk, the talk would be WAY more fun.

Morgan Fenwick 13 years ago
You can't hang up BUT you can leave the phone on a table

Anonumous 8 years ago
loophole
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HSTrains 8 years ago
Wow bee talk might = STING

Pug04047 11 years ago
I love my mom c:

Andrew George 13 years ago
doesnt mean you cant put the phone down

Silder 7 years ago
Mash it real good.
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Rebekkah Shepherd 13 years ago
So I just get drunk ONCE Text the person I want to be with forever and have to listen to the talk once.

Thanos_daboss 5 years ago
Wow how are you so wholesome?
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azzzertyy 10 months ago
um... DOWNSIDE???

azzzertyy 10 months ago
pracxtice dsafe sex

Kurtz900 11 years ago
What does this shit means??

M4thDJ 9 years ago
Dont answer, ez.

ThePersonOverThere 12 years ago
If the talk to the person I drunk text A) That'd be awesome B) There is a mute button on my phone

FutureIcecream 9 years ago
Just because you can't hang up doesn't mean you can't put the phone down.

Handsomejack 10 years ago
Then i wouldn't answer it

Elena 11 years ago
I never get drunk I don't see a downside though my mom never gave me that talk before... (seriously i can't be the only one!) I can just not listen to her and put the phone in my pocket while she's speaking

zmaster61 11 years ago
Wrll id be texting them, not calling them... so im not necessarily hanging up, therefore...

FoxyDoesGaming 11 years ago
Put the phone far away with a pretty recorded message

Assboi 10 years ago
You can leave the phone somewhere in like the kitchen and you can't listen to her :/

ValerieParker 9 years ago
My mother is dead, so this should be interesting.

sigma leader 11 years ago
break the phone doesn't count as hanging up

GamersCat 10 years ago
Just throw the phone on the ground and stomp on it

trumpywumpy 11 years ago
2x2 is 4 2x4 is 8 if you vote for Donald trump he'll make America great

TheMootyNightOwl 10 years ago
I don't drink

Raccoon616500 4 years ago
Just go somewhere else and u get any girl or guy u want

kennymccormick2169 11 years ago
Idc I'm drunk

GAMERS2_YT 6 years ago
I dont even drink alcohol or wine or anything like that

daBruh 11 years ago
Just don't listen

Thebeaver840 9 years ago
My moms to busy doing drugs to call me

Razor 11 years ago
Block her

Boopbeepboop 10 years ago
Look at my profile picture

BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago
I don't think they even care

Batmanguy2014 11 years ago
I can't hang up but I can turn off the phone

Memo1234 11 years ago
THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn... [Show full comment]

meatloave 7 months ago
i know mom I KKKNNNOOOWWWW!!!!! bees sting and birds poop on the car...... and put a raincoat on my dingle so i dont get clymidia from her diseased snootch! why doncha sew it into a sampler! sell it the next church sale!

VinnyGalaxy 11 years ago
Like i said on another dillemma about being drunk,i'm drunk 99% of the time, ((And you never talked about dad, and since my mom doesn't use phones..I'll press it!))

namreniM 9 years ago
Well, you could mute the phone AND mute yourself[your phone"s microphone(on iPhones, it"s clear as daylight)], walk away and not give a schist(look up what a schist is; it"s not what you may think.), or just stay there and see how it goes. You should be ab... [Show full comment]

cody1o9 12 years ago
just put the phone down

deadpool1123321 10 years ago
Just dont pick up the call

MistyAlleyCat 9 years ago
I'm fine with that! I'll just turn the volume all the way down!

Loophole man 10 years ago
And my face looks like (insert Lenny face here) the whole time

JOJOKILLERQUEEN 5 years ago
Not sure.

LattiGaming 11 years ago
1.Get Drunk 2.Get Sex 3.Learn about Sex while having Sex 4. Win/Win

Pumacundoonma 11 years ago
You can just ignore the call. (If your not too drunk)

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago
I don't have a phone, and I don't drink.

QueenTaylor1142 10 years ago
I'm pretty sure I"d just shout "ALRIGHT MOM MUST TELL ME HOW TO HAVE SEX SO I CAN DO IT LATER."

FireGuy77 9 years ago
just put down the phone

Quack-Peep 11 years ago
How about not getting drunk?

Toronto Club Boiz 10 years ago
oh god pls no
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