Every time you call or text a girl/guy drunk it goes just how you want it to.
but
Immediately after you hang up, your mom calls you to give you a birds and the bees talk and you can't hang up.
I will not

YungStupidGamer 10 years ago
Can't hang up BUT i can mute her. BOOM

SwissCheese 2 years ago
Outplay of the Decade
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Hamistagan 10 years ago
my mom is awesome. her birds and the bees would be remember a condom and go get her

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV 10 years ago
I don't even have a mom. so, yeah. idfc (i don't fucking care).

ImSmarterThanYou69 3 years ago
your dead mom appears to you as a corpse still. nice try

Jellax-Jedi 9 years ago
I never drink, so free ability?

TruRussianPerson 5 years ago
my mom is deaf and can't call, i see this as an absolute win

Kimmy Connell 13 years ago
While I'm drunk, the talk would be WAY more fun.

Morgan Fenwick 13 years ago
You can't hang up BUT you can leave the phone on a table

Anonumous 9 years ago
loophole
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HSTrains 8 years ago
Wow bee talk might = STING

Pug04047 11 years ago
I love my mom c:

Andrew George 13 years ago
doesnt mean you cant put the phone down

Silder 7 years ago
Mash it real good.
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Rebekkah Shepherd 13 years ago
So I just get drunk ONCE Text the person I want to be with forever and have to listen to the talk once.

Thanos_daboss 5 years ago
Wow how are you so wholesome?
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trumpywumpy 11 years ago
2x2 is 4 2x4 is 8 if you vote for Donald trump he'll make America great

FireGuy77 9 years ago
just put down the phone

Quack-Peep 11 years ago
How about not getting drunk?

Toronto Club Boiz 10 years ago
oh god pls no

AllyCat04 9 years ago
Just put the phone down and go do something else😂I mean it"s not hanging up sooo

Steves_evil 10 years ago
just mute the phone

DJLPbutton2 3 years ago
Jokes on her I already had that talk.

the great one 11 years ago
Mute the phone , or break the phony , take out the battery ,

Davd 11 years ago
"Mom! MOM! I can't hang up, Mom, so if you don't do it I'll just sing Barenaked Ladies songs until you're done! It's been one week since you looked at me..." - Me on the phone

Tsokodas 6 years ago
Jokes on u I don't have a mom 😞

cujoe6743 11 years ago
actually put the phone down till she hangs up GENIUS!

Loopholesbeginhere 9 years ago
What even is this fuckin questionrn????

rabanodoom 11 years ago
I won't remember either one, and the former might lead to some good consequences once i'm sober.

BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago
Just put the damn phone down. People really need to check their buttons for loopholes

da temmie 11 years ago
wat about temmie and temflake

TraBriGer2003 10 years ago
...what

FoxyFromOnePiece 5 months ago
My Mom is awesome. I'd love to talk to my Mom more. Fuehfehfehfeh!!!

danielccarr 11 years ago
I'll rape the bitch before I have to listen to my mom talk for 4 hours about "safe,christian intimacy"

Creeperkiller2000 9 years ago
Just leave the phone on the floor

EnderTheKid 12 years ago
lol just put the phone down

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
reduce the volume to 0 and leave your phone on the table

oldmarcus111 11 years ago
but i could use the computer if i don't have/use a phone...

HyruleBall 9 years ago
Doesn't say you can't walk away

Tabby152 10 years ago
Cant You just change your phone number , so your mom won't know your number and won't Be able to call You ?

Nerdyboy 10 years ago
Ummmmmm... I don't get drunk because I'm 16

The Boeing Kid 11 years ago
put the phone in airplane mode

Yukiko Kitten 11 years ago
I don't even drink

trumpywumpy 11 years ago
2x2 is 4 2x4 is 8 if you vote for Donald trump he'll make America great

barlaxmcchicken 9 years ago
Just turn the volume down and put the phone down.

tbstbh 11 years ago
A. you can't hang up after texting B. walking away from the phone is not equivalent to hanging up. C. You can choose not to answer the next call.

undertaleforlife 10 years ago
Call my crush and finnally get a boyfriend (yes I'm gay got s problem with that)

Zer0billion 9 years ago
I don't drink....

TheFakeBryanGiha 10 years ago
I may not be able to hang up, but I do know how to get out of any phone call ever, without having to hang up yourself.

ridjcula 2 years ago
never said i had to listen

Watertoon 11 years ago
not AGAIN mom...

topazwolf91 11 years ago
just put the phone down

Doge90 6 years ago
I have the same stuff irl but it doesnt go how i want

cujoe6743 11 years ago
actually put the phone down till she hangs up GENIUS!

Ashton65 9 years ago
Well there would be villains so no
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