wait the perk is the downside and the downside is the perk but it's worth it
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Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago
I survive the nuclear apocolypse, can't kill me now Korea ! :p
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Bdog3110 years ago
Why would the food OR worship matter? Gold is a metal, as in, not alive. You're a dead bug made of gold that other idiots stare at for hours... so worthless!
@AnyaSingh Eh Still Cant Care You Do What You Want I Don't Really Want To Be One Then If You Do I'm Not Gonna Put Down Your Dream Because I Only Put Down My Own Dreams
I mean like, duh. This is perfect. GOLD-PLATTED COCKROACH.
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CAAARL10 years ago
I shall become a God
My new religion shall be called Christianity!
That name isn't taken, right?
Crynxii9 years ago
Nah. I think it's original.
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AndreiNIGHTFIRE5 years ago
Damn, this is hard... have a human life or sacrifice it over a tiny brain and happiness for maximum one year. Hmmm.
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Mick_G11 years ago
free food got me...
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lolcatpink10 years ago
Bow down before me
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Aguti107 years ago
Downside?
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NARF9 years ago
I think that was backwards.
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Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago
I just had this one.
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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
theres a reason the golden calf was bad.......
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WolfenShadow10 years ago
Honestly, this sounds really awesome!
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Donald Trump 20169 years ago
I'd do it for the food
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YoshiPlast year
oh hell yea
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yourmaster1210 years ago
FREE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alphatech7 years ago
Do I still keep my Consciousness or will be become a mindless insect?
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Bobby Boon Pasco12 years ago
I am the king!!!
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Dargonluvr10 years ago
this is backward
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DecZO9 years ago
who wants to be a insect. no one
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Ethan.l10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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SodaIsSoda8 years ago
you had me at "free food"
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Bones10 years ago
Downside: if you're a cockroach, good luck trying to do anything with your life.
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Lord-Tachanka8 years ago
Im already have people who warship me :)
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crazedginger9 years ago
i'll take it as long as they make roach sized tvs and gaming systems
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Szandidog8 years ago
AMAZING, PEOPLE WILL LOVE ME, AND WORSHIP ME FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE.
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evanthecannon9 years ago
...what the actual fuck is this
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MyNameIsJosh4 years ago
Can I Still Fuck Hot Chicks
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ZaneFlare11 years ago
free food
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Vanverd10 years ago
Cool thing is you would be able to live a week without your head (true fact)
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Ashabud7 years ago
But there"s always the chance the someone which a fear of bug could come along and "accidentally" murder me.
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Ashton Williams12 years ago
where's the positive?
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lol mcgettgen9 years ago
why is being a cockroach the good thing
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DestinyButton8 years ago
I see no downside.
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AubreyA ;)<39 years ago
Cockroaches...GROSS!
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imbledings10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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gzhenni9 years ago
I will not want people to worship a cockroach.EW
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BEIiiiiiiilast year
It's so cool
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DerpyEngineer10 years ago
This is also why people should date fat guys. FOOOD. jus sayin. I need help.
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