Will You Press The Button?

jkmc1205 10 years ago

Is no one wondering what the creator of this button was thinking when he made this?

Zecci 9 years ago

He was probably thinking about halfing the word cockroach. Yeah, that.

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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!ï»¿

meatloave last year

Try slamming your weenis in a drawer really really hard , several times.... See if that helps. You're welcome

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lol mcgettgen 10 years ago

why is being a cockroach the good thing

kathprat7611 10 years ago

I love bugs!!!

Leo_Valdez4life 9 years ago

I can see that

SuperHumansUnlimited 9 years ago

I believe you swapped the up and downside

AnyaSingh 8 years ago

No it didn't

8nicolas8 11 years ago

wait the perk is the downside and the downside is the perk but it's worth it

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

I survive the nuclear apocolypse, can't kill me now Korea ! :p

Bdog31 11 years ago

Why would the food OR worship matter? Gold is a metal, as in, not alive. You're a dead bug made of gold that other idiots stare at for hours... so worthless!

eggsbenedict 10 years ago

Party pooper

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Donald Rusk 13 years ago

Where is the downside?

Smartest-Man 3 years ago

All of it.

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ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Why do I get the feeling that this is backwards?

RGPZ 8 years ago

@AnyaSingh Eh Still Cant Care You Do What You Want I Don't Really Want To Be One Then If You Do I'm Not Gonna Put Down Your Dream Because I Only Put Down My Own Dreams

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Jaraskur 9 years ago

Remember what cockroaches eat ? I dont want cockroach food

Creeperface130 11 years ago

Turn into a cockroach? Okay, that's kind of bad. Gold plated and people worship me? Ok, that's cool. Wait, free food? COUNT ME IN!

Michael Uber Upward 13 years ago

So I'm a scarab?

MarsAsInThePlanet 5 years ago

i love lean

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Kirstin Michelle Pollock 13 years ago

I mean like, duh. This is perfect. GOLD-PLATTED COCKROACH.

gzhenni 11 years ago

I will not want people to worship a cockroach.EW

BEIiiiiiii 2 years ago

It's so cool

DerpyEngineer 12 years ago

This is also why people should date fat guys. FOOOD. jus sayin. I need help.

JordanBennett 9 years ago

HELL YEAH FREE FOOD

srrsd 8 years ago

But then it would be hard to bang with girls

BoeTies 12 years ago

Uh, people worship me, I have no worries (since I'm a cockroach), and FREE FOOD? *Slamming repeatedly on the button...*

Gmaebrain 10 years ago

Gold plated armor?

Deadcool1313 11 years ago

...CAN'T DIE PLUS GOLD AND FREE FOOD IS ALL I NEED TO HEAR!!!!!

vampire16 10 years ago

free food

the evil one 11 years ago

Long life king insect

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago

BOW DOWN PUNY HUMANS

Smarmite 11 years ago

U knoe in RL your a human xD

Sopvan106 9 years ago

FREE FOOD?!??? Why not?

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

why is turning into a cockroach the upside?

bambi 12 years ago

Why the fuck not

SnowDog987 10 years ago

What are the downside here??? 😕

RebornLT 11 years ago

Hard to play computer games, but then just get a smaller console. Also, if everyone worshipped you, God would too. Free life.

lol mcgettgen 10 years ago

why is being a cockroach the good thing

Bjorn 11 years ago

I have to decline being the cockroach god.

ClaytonTyo 8 years ago

it never says you wont be a big cockroach so..

Mystic0Zephyr 11 years ago

hail to the cockroach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dankmemes101 9 years ago

how long do cockroaches live

amifunnynows 10 years ago

sweet

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HSB 2 years ago

Where's the upside to this?

jackrabbit2259 12 years ago

*Smashes button*

fitemelilgaiboi 11 years ago

Hell no! For the people that pressed it for the food... Please google what cockroaches eat. Also if you're that precious people will try to steal you for their own benefits considering that some people will be 100% atheist towards you...