you will get all super powers you want
but
everyone you touch will die
I will not

theguytho 2 years ago
Sounds like God, if you ask me

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago
Atoms never touch each other

235x0 3 years ago
remember king midas

Jacob Wright 13 years ago
Super power: a barrier that's constantly present one micrometer away from your skin that translates any contact with it as if it was direct contact with brain signals, allowing you to essentially, still touch people without killing them. This has the added... [Show full comment]

EnderSlayer14 6 years ago
Permanent condom 😂
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LoopHoleDetector 10 years ago
My power is omnipotence. This means I can either reanimate those who die, or simply disable this buttons downside. And again there is an incredibly high amount of idiots who didn't press this button.

Rohnek Kdosi 10 years ago
Superpower to bend rules of The button

Florian2009 9 years ago
<------ you mean this one or not
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DarkAngel5 6 years ago
My super power will be reviving dead people. PROBLEM?

Wenastardesxd 3 years ago
oh god, MAKE THIS GUY PRESIDENT

Maxwell Stabs 13 years ago
Technically speaking, we don't necessarily make contact with anyone, considering how atoms just reflect each other to prevent us from just falling through the floor. Naturally, we don't just slide through each other, so when you consider the facts, we don'... [Show full comment]

walt_H_white 4 years ago
So yes officer, i did not touch that underage girl
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Sasusaku 9 years ago
Death people, so many death people

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Live alone. Problem solved.

RobbieMaisch 10 years ago
One of the superpowers will be to bring people back to life

2WayTiey 10 years ago
the power to not kill anyone exept villans

idontknowhowtohitthespacebar 11 years ago
man this really shows how bad I am.

ssanoobab 11 years ago
What if I always where gloves?

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago
You touch anyway, so gloves won't work
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Simon Bled 13 years ago
but i wanted the super power to kill everything i touch ....win-win :)

Chloe Young 13 years ago
so basically season 1 - 3 Sam Winchester?

HenryTiltonJr 9 years ago
Cant i just get the power to overide this on so make so that anyone i touch doesnt die

Ampedonpugs 11 years ago
The power to wear gloves so you never make contact

EliseLange 10 years ago
Power to change probability. Me: *the probability for this person dying after I touch them will be 0%* = person doesn't die

Griffin Cain 13 years ago
That escalated quickly

StrangeBirdie18 6 years ago
All the superpowers you want = bringing back the dead in addition to any other superpower you want. I wouldn't simply disable the power of the button, too boring.

some nerd 11 years ago
okay, according to physics you never actually are touching anything so no downsid

L1LTR3ZN0R 10 years ago
So any superpower right? So I can't just give the people power of invincibility?

Johanne Sebastien Bach 13 years ago
I'll wear gloves

MrPillowcase 7 years ago
I'll get the superpower so I can revive people who die

ScourgeTheHedgehog 11 years ago
I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD LIKE A BOSS

WILDWOLF8911 11 years ago
One of my powers wuld be immunity to some powers

C_CAT124 8 years ago
I can just wish not to kill anyone

kokuruku 11 years ago
i want a superpower that everybody i touch will live

Tyler_i55 9 years ago
Hard, but if you say "touch me" to a bad guy, and they touch you, they die. Funny

DA GOLDEN HORSE 11 years ago
NO I WANT MY HUGGIES

J_Ignite 2 years ago
I have the super power to disable "everyone you touch will die"

LeonShadowblade 10 years ago
Wow Rouge much?

Sergeant343 11 years ago
It says everyone I touch, so that includes me, no deal.

TellaNy 10 years ago
The super power would be to make all the people I touch stay alive!

Toxicitor 12 years ago
Jacob, you already have this superpower, Because the electrons surrounding each of your atoms repel other electrons.

LetMeReplyPlease 4 years ago
My super power? The power to touch everyone in the world at the same time including myself.

REGEN 11 years ago
Get all the powers you want then get force fields your now invincible and can touch people as there is no skin contact or just become rogue your choice.

samve_000 9 years ago
No hugging, no kissing, no sex, no petting, no hands holding you call that, superpowers?

autocar66 10 years ago
It said All superpowers soooo i can bring People Back from the dead

Jack Seage 13 years ago
The old Midas crutch...

Naavlan 6 years ago
Just revive them YEET

RandomBunniness 11 years ago
Get the power to change reality. :)

HeatWaver 9 years ago
Didn't say which part of the body you couldn't touch people with... Also gloves

lavaleader 11 years ago
Walk up to a bully, HEY WANNA PUNCH ME?! aww thats cute, you think you have a choice... *punches me, he dies* HA

brookebaker 8 years ago
its called gloves

Button pusher 9000 11 years ago
Barriers man barries plus you wouldn't have to you would have telekinesis so tada

dankmemes101 9 years ago
That"s what I was planning to do anyways...

Derpwhalez 11 years ago
So I'm Rouge from x-men?

doodoo123 8 months ago
所有碰到的人都不会死的超能力
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