Will You Press The Button?

theguytholast year

Sounds like God, if you ask me

235x0last year

remember king midas

Cryptic_Fenrir4 years ago

Atoms never touch each other

Jacob Wright12 years ago

Super power: a barrier that's constantly present one micrometer away from your skin that translates any contact with it as if it was direct contact with brain signals, allowing you to essentially, still touch people without killing them. This has the added...[Show full comment]

EnderSlayer144 years ago

Permanent condom 😂

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LoopHoleDetector8 years ago

My power is omnipotence. This means I can either reanimate those who die, or simply disable this buttons downside. And again there is an incredibly high amount of idiots who didn't press this button.

Rohnek Kdosi9 years ago

Superpower to bend rules of The button

Florian20098 years ago

<------ you mean this one or not

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DarkAngel55 years ago

My super power will be reviving dead people. PROBLEM?

Wenastardesxdlast year

oh god, MAKE THIS GUY PRESIDENT

Sasusaku8 years ago

Death people, so many death people

Maxwell Stabs12 years ago

Technically speaking, we don't necessarily make contact with anyone, considering how atoms just reflect each other to prevent us from just falling through the floor. Naturally, we don't just slide through each other, so when you consider the facts, we don'...[Show full comment]

walt_H_white3 years ago

So yes officer, i did not touch that underage girl

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Mai-chan8 years ago

Live alone. Problem solved.

RobbieMaisch8 years ago

One of the superpowers will be to bring people back to life

2WayTiey9 years ago

the power to not kill anyone exept villans

idontknowhowtohitthespacebar9 years ago

man this really shows how bad I am.

ssanoobab9 years ago

What if I always where gloves?

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

You touch anyway, so gloves won't work

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Simon Bled12 years ago

but i wanted the super power to kill everything i touch ....win-win :)

Chloe Young12 years ago

so basically season 1 - 3 Sam Winchester?

AloraPaxton7 years ago

So I'll be like Rogue but with all the powers i want. Works for me

Stevobro3219 years ago

I pressed it on accident but I don't regrets it

AdamReyes8 years ago

Wear gloves

SteamPunkMoon10 years ago

I see no downside to this.

wjysslc5 days ago

人不为己天诛地灭！！！！！！！！！！！！！

the Supreme Dalek9 years ago

The power to have control over everything

Luis Corrales12 years ago

where gloves

R6Sfan8 years ago

superpower: revive everyone you killed by touching

Bofo19911 years ago

What if the power is to heal/bring somebody back to life.

pugsnotdrugslast year

just freeze time and have fun 😏😏😏

DeadUnicornSpicyBurrito59 years ago

So Rogue?

JimmyDaJoeyDaJeff7 years ago

After i touch them i will just bring them to life again

Kaybear21310 years ago

Sounds like rouge from X-Men

JaidenBarrs7 years ago

Basically Tomura Shigaraki From BNHA XDDD

BananaSlayer10 years ago

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odgebodge82810 years ago

btw everyone don't fall for this stupid stuff. It is not real and is just to make people look stupid

ThePaulDude9 years ago

1. The power to break the rules 2. Mind control 3. Freeze time & do whatever you want.

tEMMIE da Tem9 years ago

So, I'll wear gloves! :3

iMechanical8 years ago

All superppwers? It means i have healing duh lol

denischernyavsky10110 years ago

power: bring people back from the dead BAM

mishmash9 years ago

The super power of making anyone that touches you imortal if you want them to live loop hole

Austin Tozer12 years ago

there are loopholes

ColtonTheOrange7 years ago

That is the power i want

CrackerJaq8 years ago

Ok, just saying, a lot of these comments say "posted 47 years ago." The internet was invented January 1st, 1983: 37 years ago. WTF?

Watermelonman8 years ago

It"s a glitch. Nobody really knows why it happens. Just ingore it

vorpike10 years ago

what if that's the superpower i want? what if my power includes not touching people?

Cheeeselast year

i want to have a super power that gives me whatever i want, then get gloves that prevent this

Xanderiah9 years ago

Technically people don't touch each other,there's a space between atoms because they repel each other.;)

ChristianRodriguez7 years ago

My superpower would be telepathy and a coating that surrounds my body like a skin-like shell so my actual skin doesnt touch anybody but feels like real skin. And every other super power I want. Lol

SatanLaddd10 years ago

One word: Gloves

ScreamLoud763real3 years ago

My power is FORBIDDEN REANIMATION JUTSU

Scribbles9 years ago

Easy, dont have sex with anyone... got it...

Bear98297 years ago

Use gloves

samve_0007 years ago

Still you can't feel a person You cannot kiss a person You have to be careful with hugging You can't make babies Gloves won't solve everything!

Nuk35810 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

AssHar8 years ago

Science tells us things never touch so... fuk you.

Watermelonman8 years ago

I don't know if you did it wrong to avoid it, but "fuck" is written with "ck". Just sayin"

asdguy0011 years ago

Best.Side-effect.Ever.

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