Will You Press The Button?

theguytholast year

Sounds like God, if you ask me

235x0last year

remember king midas

Cryptic_Fenrir4 years ago

Atoms never touch each other

Jacob Wright12 years ago

Super power: a barrier that's constantly present one micrometer away from your skin that translates any contact with it as if it was direct contact with brain signals, allowing you to essentially, still touch people without killing them. This has the added...[Show full comment]

EnderSlayer144 years ago

Permanent condom 😂

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LoopHoleDetector8 years ago

My power is omnipotence. This means I can either reanimate those who die, or simply disable this buttons downside. And again there is an incredibly high amount of idiots who didn't press this button.

Rohnek Kdosi9 years ago

Superpower to bend rules of The button

Florian20097 years ago

<------ you mean this one or not

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DarkAngel55 years ago

My super power will be reviving dead people. PROBLEM?

Wenastardesxdlast year

oh god, MAKE THIS GUY PRESIDENT

Sasusaku8 years ago

Death people, so many death people

Maxwell Stabs12 years ago

Technically speaking, we don't necessarily make contact with anyone, considering how atoms just reflect each other to prevent us from just falling through the floor. Naturally, we don't just slide through each other, so when you consider the facts, we don'...[Show full comment]

walt_H_white2 years ago

So yes officer, i did not touch that underage girl

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Mai-chan8 years ago

Live alone. Problem solved.

RobbieMaisch8 years ago

One of the superpowers will be to bring people back to life

2WayTiey8 years ago

the power to not kill anyone exept villans

idontknowhowtohitthespacebar9 years ago

man this really shows how bad I am.

ssanoobab9 years ago

What if I always where gloves?

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

You touch anyway, so gloves won't work

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Simon Bled12 years ago

but i wanted the super power to kill everything i touch ....win-win :)

Chloe Young12 years ago

so basically season 1 - 3 Sam Winchester?

Cheeeselast year

i want to have a super power that gives me whatever i want, then get gloves that prevent this

Xanderiah9 years ago

Technically people don't touch each other,there's a space between atoms because they repel each other.;)

ChristianRodriguez7 years ago

My superpower would be telepathy and a coating that surrounds my body like a skin-like shell so my actual skin doesnt touch anybody but feels like real skin. And every other super power I want. Lol

SatanLaddd9 years ago

One word: Gloves

CrackerJaq8 years ago

Ok, just saying, a lot of these comments say "posted 47 years ago." The internet was invented January 1st, 1983: 37 years ago. WTF?

Watermelonman8 years ago

It"s a glitch. Nobody really knows why it happens. Just ingore it

vorpike10 years ago

what if that's the superpower i want? what if my power includes not touching people?

Bear98297 years ago

Use gloves

samve_0007 years ago

Still you can't feel a person You cannot kiss a person You have to be careful with hugging You can't make babies Gloves won't solve everything!

Nuk3589 years ago

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AssHar8 years ago

Science tells us things never touch so... fuk you.

Watermelonman8 years ago

I don't know if you did it wrong to avoid it, but "fuck" is written with "ck". Just sayin"

asdguy0011 years ago

Best.Side-effect.Ever.

ScreamLoud763real3 years ago

My power is FORBIDDEN REANIMATION JUTSU

Scribbles9 years ago

Easy, dont have sex with anyone... got it...

s1r_steve9 years ago

the power to resurrect the dead with no side effects through the air (no touch needed)

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

-touches enemies- done

Fusselmus5 years ago

What"s about gloves?

devin1239 years ago

Dude I don't need too so ya

SeabassJames7 years ago

I wasn't planning on touching immortal people. Everyone will die regardless of if I touch them.

Pedro L10 years ago

I CAN NOT LIVE WITH OUT HUGS!!!!I NEED HUGS!!!

KingNight98907 years ago

I would just have the power of bringing people back to life

@horrorgeek8 years ago

So Rogue from X-Men plus extra super powers. HELL YEAH!

that random girl10 years ago

1st power: becoming god 2nd power: raising people from the dead

read this comment you scrub9 years ago

so be one punch man

Justintj8 years ago

Just wear gloves, or give yourselve a .0001 inch thick forcefeild, + ypu could revive people

JTF10 years ago

technically, you never touch anything loophole achieved, science FTW

LeetSpeeklast year

super power to say no to button downsides

ðŸ‘ŠPunchy Baldy GuyðŸ‘Š9 years ago

So basically,Rogue?

Hawkeye4ever7 years ago

Simple solution.... Only touch thoose you want to kill, also what Jacob wright said

lyander9 years ago

super power i would want:anybody i touch would die

THE-FBI5 years ago

This is a win win situation

ShadowofHeart9 years ago

The power of reviving people

JaidenBarrs7 years ago

Hahaha

Lucky Number 139 years ago

revival powers

kawaiipotato148 years ago

Does this remind anyone of Rouge from X-men

kawaiipotato148 years ago

Or like Zeref Dragneel.

Drew Shandrowsky12 years ago

Just make a clone and once in a while transfer your soul into it problem solved

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