Age 5x slower.
but
All your friends, family, lovers and children will outgrow you.
I will not


Anonymgord9 years ago
Umm, are you just listing the consequences or actually trying to make it a dilemma?

Allie543218 years ago
Ikr

Kittenlover1018 years ago
I'm tired of this "doctor who" sh**

peepman205 years ago
do you mean doctor what?
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jamesmoriarty11 years ago
Doctor Who?

eeTns5 months ago
这个我是真想要
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jadyncute68 years ago
i wnt to age 5x faster plz

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago
U wanna die sooner?

Ixion Wunderwaffe12 years ago
dont see down side

yukari-akiyama4 years ago
yep, im shitler
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dammm2 years ago
What's the point of my life when my closest relatives are dead?

SomeLittleHetalian8 years ago
Aph America: Davie? Why are you older all of a sudden? Davie? Please don't leave me!

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago
DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!

virusmakr77889 years ago
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DacoolDUD10 years ago
they will anyway

RadomLifeChoiceDayz7 years ago
It really doesn’t matter if people are like taller than you it still doesn’t affect you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

DukeofDumDum7 years ago
I know you"ve been smoking, but I still have to know. Pleese man. What??
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COUNTERLOGIC13510 years ago
I want to be young firevur

Iamsuasidal8 years ago
No upside noi

ro ev9 years ago
No I want to see what's on the other side

Darkgnaw8 years ago
Hell yeah

WBGrock9 years ago
So, would the button revert me back to 8, or would i (at 40) just slow ageing. Either way, i would gladly press the button.

Dreamwarrior1410 years ago
*tear*

MWillow4 years ago
Does this mean i can live longer or do i just look younger.

BobMaester8 years ago
I will live longer and have more chances to get friends...YAY

ZoeySurvivor7 years ago
wut?

Jester749 years ago
Why would I want to age slower

Twistedtimer10 years ago
By the time you're 10 your parents are either dead or close to it N to the O

odzoli9 years ago
it is the same thing

James Luccitti12 years ago
No down side here, I'm almost to the point that I stop growing anyways

Tangimellow8 years ago
Fuck nah,that means if live for like 400 years I ding want to have to see Americas problems BUT I will be in the future with robots and sybirgf (hopefully)

BaconSonicGamer1last year
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/N95xqGB

Pan-Pan08 years ago
You can still mature but you won't look as old... Does that mean I'll be a wise little ten year old? XD

ShadowofHeart9 years ago
Im 21. I'm fine with that.

MarineCowie9 years ago
So, it's not like i'm at the butt of "Your short" Jokes!

Pika Girl10 years ago
Upside?

Duck_has_fallen6 years ago
You are going to get older but your skin wont so no downside

MyPrecious10 years ago
but you get to see their children and such, and in the end you'll still go!

ihaveaway9 years ago
no downside cuz MIGIT GIT PAYED FOR BEING MINOR (not adult) LOL

ChseiKokoro8 years ago
What friends? Hate my family. No lovers, no plans to have children. PUSHING THE BUTON! SLAMMING THE BUTTON! ALL DAY THE BUTTON

R2D2O29 years ago
Immortality's a bitch

RogueGamer969 years ago
Its says u age 5x slower not that you immortal

Ignas Jazbutis10 years ago
Why Did People Did Not Press The Button!!!! Not Growing Up That Fast IS BETTER THAN DIEING

Pemdesos10 years ago
Edit: Arthritis at 300, death at 400. I can math.
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Crokobos4 years ago
If its genetic I can have children that keep me company. If its not I can at least live to see my great great great grandchildren or something.

GalaxyDragons8 years ago
I'm already short

WaterFlame927 years ago
See if I care I don't give a shit

kiyan123459 years ago
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JeffreyLegoMan10 years ago
NOOOOOO! I LIKE BEING TALLER THAN MY MOM!

deathburn559 years ago
This is what happens to half vampires in the cirque du freak book series

Rima Touya12 years ago
Just bc thats what its like to be a half vampire (Darren Shan fans i summon you)

xyasj2 months ago
我宁愿自己先老去

GraceLordMP8 years ago
I already look like a 5 year old, I would like to age faster.

MaahSebastian8 years ago
So your profile pic is a selfie?

fuckingidiot9 years ago
You first,dad,mom,sister,brother,lover,children.

The Angels Spirit9 years ago
They outgrow you because you age 5x slower ._.

Cambournecoolboy10 years ago
Hey! Friends and family? Can you press this button?

ninja cat \\"mew\\"10 years ago
Yep 209x over!LOL!!!!

LukBart5 years ago
I don't care about my life or my age. I am ugly and i'll stay ugly.

GoodForYou9 years ago
Find more people.
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