Will You Press The Button?

Scarlet The Fox9 years ago

what if the perfect life is with everyone... :3

JustSomeGuy02178 years ago

*Cursor moves over me* Traits: Loner, (insert some other negative traits here) "Yeah, it"s not that bad."

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago

you want negative traits, my friend? here ya go :> Loner, outcast, weed addict, weird, hated. bam. your welcome 🙃

ElliotChafetz8 years ago

A perfect life is relative, and in my opinion, pretty dang boring. I'll take life as is, thanks.

zachintosh8 years ago

people can get their own life. I'm not sharing my perfection

Chelsea Kelly12 years ago

Sorry, I only know three languages, Sarcasm, English, and Doge Much language, such grammar. wow. Welcome to the internet.

WhitWhit3 years ago

I know english, sarcasm, gibberish, pig latin,

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Constipated-man8 years ago

In a perfect life i have someone to share it with soooooooo LOOP HOLE MOTHA FUCKAAA

RAINBOWSPARKLESGIRL8 years ago

If you don't have family it"s not a perfect life but if you talking bout boyfriend yo I can live without that.

Tyler Boyd12 years ago

It's not perfect without a friend or family.

Alden10147 years ago

It is perfect with no one to bother you

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Gabriela Novaes12 years ago

how is it perfect if you don't have anyone to share with?

Alden10147 years ago

Cuz I hate things

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RGPZ7 years ago

So I just a want a good life IDC if anyone can no it"s just a secret I have to keep for myself

urahara9 years ago

You need first to explain PERFECT !!!

Ancasbud9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. Say your name ten times say your mom's name five times. s...[Show full comment]

thegizmosandgadgets9 years ago

what is a perfect life alone? didn't really think this through...

restuc9 years ago

The perfect life is sharing it with the perfect person

EthanPrichard8 years ago

Darn, I wanted to make my friends and family jealous

draconius11 years ago

as selfish as I am...... im rich bitch

jfu8 years ago

It wouldn't be a perfect life without sex

ChillyChelly9 years ago

Life Is never perfect unless your family shares it.

Emily018 years ago

my life wouldn't be perfect unless I could spend it with the ones I love. so no thanks

commentdebator9 years ago

It wouldn't be perfect if you're lonely lol

StevetheninjaLXIX6 years ago

I know English only I'm 6

ariana1239 years ago

i speak 6 languages and im 11

MishtiDoi7 years ago

Not a perfect life then.

sirudy9 years ago

my life no takie

GRG270510 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

TheShiningCometShiningComet2228 years ago

contradicts itself

PhoenixBB9 years ago

Downside?

Floofula8 years ago

why the fuck would i share my perfect life anyway

Dakotajames9 years ago

I can just get a new dude

ButtonPresser29282827276272626263 years ago

that was easy Y E S

Irmely Poola12 years ago

pressed the button,i'll just TEACH them how to have it ^-^

Thefairgamer9 years ago

Wow that's bad.

SimplySolar7 years ago

I liked this one because I am an introvert and I’m asexual...so I’m fine with not sharing my perfect life with anyone

Wallinda the Authentic Walrus9 years ago

then it's not the perfect life what a contradiction

ReapersGrimm8 years ago

Oh yeah, I speak elvish, draconic, sarcasm, meme, Doge, gibberish, emoji, text, Spanish, sign language , French, a few things in gernman, pig Latin, intercom, train conductor, and mumble...get fucking nuked

DonnyDarkblade949 years ago

This wouldn't be a perfect life then

Dufferi9 years ago

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