You have a perfect life,
but
You can't share it with anyone.
I will not

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago
what if the perfect life is with everyone... :3

JustSomeGuy0217 10 years ago
*Cursor moves over me* Traits: Loner, (insert some other negative traits here) "Yeah, it"s not that bad."

That_One_Weird_Wolf 6 years ago
you want negative traits, my friend? here ya go :> Loner, outcast, weed addict, weird, hated. bam. your welcome 🙃

ElliotChafetz 9 years ago
A perfect life is relative, and in my opinion, pretty dang boring. I'll take life as is, thanks.

zachintosh 10 years ago
people can get their own life. I'm not sharing my perfection

Chelsea Kelly 13 years ago
Sorry, I only know three languages, Sarcasm, English, and Doge Much language, such grammar. wow. Welcome to the internet.

WhitWhit 4 years ago
I know english, sarcasm, gibberish, pig latin,
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Constipated-man 9 years ago
In a perfect life i have someone to share it with soooooooo LOOP HOLE MOTHA FUCKAAA

Tyler Boyd 13 years ago
It's not perfect without a friend or family.

Alden1014 9 years ago
It is perfect with no one to bother you
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RAINBOWSPARKLESGIRL 10 years ago
If you don't have family it"s not a perfect life but if you talking bout boyfriend yo I can live without that.

Gabriela Novaes 13 years ago
how is it perfect if you don't have anyone to share with?

Alden1014 9 years ago
Cuz I hate things
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Question Paradox 11 years ago
Oh no a paradox. Life isn't perfect without someone, at least for me

Ironsquid123 5 years ago
I already dont.

Larissa Kraski 13 years ago
it's a PERFECT life so I wouldn't care if i couldn't share it with anyone, it would be perfect so why not press the button

PotatoAim 11 years ago
Is fuckbuddy counts

Tguy 9 years ago
Yay all to myself

Teta1214 10 years ago
You can USE it though You just can't SHARE it, which is perfect!

Hitler V2 10 years ago
Already have one and am sharing.

Jacobkime22 11 years ago
One person said sharing is caring. But I don't care.

sammyzelion 11 years ago
I speak sarcasm English and smartass

MANJUEGAZOS 3 years ago
A perfect life without any one is a contradiction.

Matthew Hammons McKinley 13 years ago
seriously, who the fuck keeps posting these lonely "perfect life" buttons. It can't be a perfect life without other people to share it with.

Ummay107 9 years ago
What if my I want to share it. I mean it"s got to be PERFECT!

Someone247 7 years ago
I don't know a person named anyone so as long as i keep it that way I'm save🤔

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago
CRAZY WACKY INFLATABLE ARE FLALING TUBE MAN!!!!!

MrEpicGamer 11 years ago
I only know 2 languages ,english and sarcasm

Mr Mingling 10 years ago
Selfish

Golex 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

ArminCunningham 9 years ago
"You can't share it with anyone" is ambiguous because it could mean you can't share your life with anyone, but that isn't how most define a perfect life, alone in solitude or isolation. One must assume that perfection is in the eye of the one pressing the ... [Show full comment]

Castielsbae 11 years ago
*Antisocial me laughing in the background*

Catgaming2017 9 years ago
I know Spanish a little bit, alot of the language i am typing in, (btw i love this song:https://youtu.be/Nf3p33Q4Zc0) oh and https://youtu.be/gsWxiKaSK28

DILLONMLG 11 years ago
Who like Minecraft

The elson 11 years ago
Nope Nopety nope nope

Habatoot 5 years ago
Humans are known for socialising, and one of the perfect life factors is socialising.. loophole i guess...

Sarah DaSilva 13 years ago
oh wow, that was just like, wow, that would be so lonely!

Ancasbud 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. Say your name ten times say your mom's name five times. s... [Show full comment]

RGPZ 8 years ago
So I just a want a good life IDC if anyone can no it"s just a secret I have to keep for myself

urahara 10 years ago
You need first to explain PERFECT !!!

EthanPrichard 9 years ago
Darn, I wanted to make my friends and family jealous

thegizmosandgadgets 10 years ago
what is a perfect life alone? didn't really think this through...

restuc 11 years ago
The perfect life is sharing it with the perfect person

ChillyChelly 11 years ago
Life Is never perfect unless your family shares it.

IoI last year
lol

draconius 12 years ago
as selfish as I am...... im rich bitch

jfu 9 years ago
It wouldn't be a perfect life without sex

StevetheninjaLXIX 7 years ago
I know English only I'm 6

Emily01 10 years ago
my life wouldn't be perfect unless I could spend it with the ones I love. so no thanks

commentdebator 11 years ago
It wouldn't be perfect if you're lonely lol

sirudy 10 years ago
my life no takie

ariana123 11 years ago
i speak 6 languages and im 11

MishtiDoi 9 years ago
Not a perfect life then.

GRG2705 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]
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