You have claws and a skeleton like Wolverine
but
You can't control when your claws come out, or go back in.
I will not


koolkid792629 years ago
Like a boner

TJOCcreation5 years ago
It grows when you get horny
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BenjaminCuadros7 years ago
Like, IWILL END YOU. ten hours later. FINALY THEY CAME OUT

Caleste8 years ago
Giving your bf a hand job. Well... Let"s just say He may be a girl now

WilliamBergan3 years ago
How to become transgender
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strong 8 years ago
I will be like a spastic cat

Stacy DeWeese12 years ago
"Finger me baby!" "OH GOD"

confused_scream4 years ago
Oof
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TheBulletMoBot8 years ago
Mm you touch my tralala

StormyAnne8 years ago
My dingdingdong

VelocityspeedX8 years ago
It doesn't say you have that healing to go with the wolverine skeleton and claws. So your just rip open your skin every fucking time randomly and uncontrollably.

Eric_Hartman9 years ago
Pissing like....OH SHIT!

MAD Shazam9 years ago
Doesn't say you get his healing so you'll probably die of blood lose.

Endygamer9 years ago
I have no fear only if I am not playing with my electric's

nasir9 years ago
He
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Bjorn9 years ago
Risking to poke a eye out or hurt accidently someone else for godly powers, I have to decline.

Venobra8 years ago
Anyone else thinking this is a popping boner joke?

Blue_Mage658 years ago
"Ima poke ur face" "shit"

CurtisMarauder9 years ago
Just have them removed and now I have an adamantium skeleton.

luckylucky9 years ago
Well I need to pee oh god I cut it off

Thepenguinking29 years ago
*Hugs best friend**Claws go out**Accidentally kills friend*

Aaron Floyd9 years ago
Wolverine, no. Deadpool, you may have a deal.

Dcanis9 years ago
it says you will have his skeleton, but not his healing factor. It means you will have a three open wounds in each hand...

FantasywolfpackYT9 years ago
smart

Jacob Millburn12 years ago
Would hurt if you were brdsafjaiushguihsing your teeth.

Smort29834 years ago
r/mildlyinteresting 0_0
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Nicole Beraud12 years ago
wait a ad for avengers alliance is on my screen an wolverine is on it

theodoreperron7 years ago
|-------- |------------------ |------- CONCEQUENCE
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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
healing like wolverine. so i only screw other people.

Ronnoc5279 years ago
PEWDIEPIE DID DIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!

Mekdeslast year
Why

overlordinevil10 years ago
this would be really inconvenient when taking a piss.

Daantje_wouwenaar7 years ago
But what if you COULD learn how to control them, but they just came out when you get angry?

ththomas95 years ago
Then they would always be out

blindflare8 years ago
He could barley control it at first I'll be fine

Kaonashi9 years ago
let me hug you brah

JuicyBoxer9 years ago
ummmmm... No... I don't prefer to be a stabbingg psycho menace, oh wait... I already am.

Chromedis9 years ago
I like that

Alexis_Holmes_6563 years ago
I WILL BE LOGAN... YOUNGER LOGAN-

cumment9 years ago
I wouldn't even want claws in the first place. Htf would I beat the meat?

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cumment9 years ago
Lol wtf?

Booperdooper#1239 years ago
DON'T CARE IF I STAB,I LOOK SO COOL!

NaNa373711 years ago
I want to be a pediatric DENTIST sooo.....

JooPedroLanoni8 years ago
hope my claws do not come out no...djhgtvsrndvbxdvjfdxvbhdfvhfdvhdchdvjhfgbvhfxbvjhchvjhfvjhxcvhjdjvhcjhvbdhfbvjhdjhfbvjhxchdvhxvjhvjhxvjhdfvjvjhfvjdvjcxvhcvjvxvxcvcvbxcvjhd

BamtanJEM9 years ago
theyd come in handy

theguywho5 months ago
imagine wiping after a fat crap

(ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ว9 years ago
IM WOLVERINE

Ghopher19 years ago
FINGER BONER

tent210 years ago
*taking piss* oooh yes, so good! *claws come out* DAMNIT THIS HURTS

PartyGamer9317 years ago
Masturbating and then, "OUCH I STABBED MY DICK!!!!!"

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago
... *alone with my gf in one room* *having 'fun'* *me → dominant part while sex* *claws come out* whopps

Krusek8 years ago
Do I get mutant strength too, if not how would I move?

Blastmurder9 years ago
Ied just take my new spooky scary skeleton not the claws

PhDCola1239 years ago
What's the downside? You could be in class and get an F and then the claws come out and your teacher will give you an A

DarthJarJar9 years ago
What if you're picking your nose

BR-storming3 years ago
This can go wrong, better not.

shadow warrior9 years ago
So like in wolverines dream where he kniphs his girlfriend

sammi659211 years ago
Yeah....Im a lesbian. This is no good.

DBBoss9 years ago
but i can get physical therapy to control them tho...
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