You'll become God.
but
Nothing excites you anymore, and you will face eternity with boredom.
I will not


Allyournamessuck6 years ago
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!

LesbianPotato6 years ago
So, like the sims? Exciting at first then gets boring? Then you kill someone, so it gets exciting again? Sounds good then.

TheBigGreta8 years ago
MEET WITH THE CRYSTAL GEMS AND MAKE THEM IMMORTAL ( Lapis,Peridot,Steven,Pearl,Garnet,Amethyst) SO THEY WOULD HANG WITH ME

somerandomboi6 years ago
did you forget rope?
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WolfThorn8 years ago
I'll make my own excitement.

Alphatech6 years ago
last time god fapped nd orgasmed a sexsplosion called the big bang happened
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Hendrich Attila11 years ago
I'd rather be bored then dead. Also being god probably includes the ability to overwrite the workings of The Button.

rsnakelast year
you cod recreate the world.
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Bamtan7 years ago
Excite is different from entertain and arouse.

Carolina Herrera11 years ago
I'd probably start messing with the world like the Sims. I'd be a shitty God.

Nightmare_Shadow7 years ago
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Toni Knight11 years ago
You wouldn't be able to trust me. I'd make it rain fire. Unicorns would be real. The dinosaurs would came back. It would be anarchy. But I wouldn't be able to enjoy it :(

WBGrock8 years ago
Still would do it... Fix the problem with humanity

NeatCrown9 years ago
No, because then I would have never existed in the first place. ░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░█░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▀▀▄░░░░ â–...[Show full comment]

B_Happy3 years ago
basically the plot of one punch man.

Noah Geske11 years ago
Who cares? IM F*CKING GOD!

MichaelNight7 years ago
Already bored

JK478 years ago
your god you could wish to be excited

ItWasAly8 years ago
What if I already face eternity with boredom :O

Azurali8 years ago
my life right now

TimmyTheHobo7 years ago
67% of the world is not Christian.

Allyournamessuck6 years ago
I'm christan and I didn't press

WubbaLubbaDubDub8 years ago
I cannot imagine getting bored when I can make literally anything happen. Like in video games on emulators when I could use so many codes it would be a breeze I still know enough to not use THAT many because there will be no challenge/fun.

Razor_Koopa7 years ago
So I'll never exist?

hen8288 years ago
I can do anything

tylerdog9 years ago
If you are god then you can cancel the downside

Legoboy80188 years ago
i don't want 2 b god, sounds boring :/

MiniIgi3 years ago
Why would anyone be god that much? What"s the point if you"re not gonna be happy?

Ignac Kaczmarek11 years ago
As a god, I'd be able to recreate everything.

Mila_13037 years ago
Who would?

crusher4156 years ago
If you can have infinint power so you can have fun

Nazi Pineapple8 years ago
Good point

anna158 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash8 years ago
How can I be bored when I'm living at hogwarts and have all the books I want.

NeatCrown9 years ago
Stupid lack of enter/next line. It was an ASCII troll face...

Me7917 years ago
So i become Saitama

ThePaulDude3 years ago
It just says you'll become god, it never said anything about getting powers to go with it, people need to read between the lines more often.

KatieBaker7 years ago
I'm already bored or I wouldn't be on this site. HAHAHA.

GuyGotGoo8 years ago
I can make myself exited

Cooler8 years ago
What's the point

Game Over8 years ago
Fuckbeing god im bored anyway

JerryTheRock17386 years ago
Can I be the button?

xX_MLG_PIZZA_MAKER_Xx8 years ago
As God, I'd do anything I want.

Xero5358 years ago
No downside

abcx7 years ago
It"s called Minecraft.

zacha88 years ago
So basically Saitama

MrStealYoGirl9 years ago
71% of the world's population are morons.

Nick_bulgar8 years ago
who cares if im bored, im god for gods sake

e_godREAL3 years ago
is that how saitama feels like

Zeiro11 years ago
Too bad the person who wrote this doesn't quite understand what God is. I'd be pretty happy to experience a higher dimension. "Things that are impossible with people are possible with God."

TheEvilUnicorn7 years ago
TheEvilUnicorn 5 hours ago | Likes: 0 rnKingMickey 2 months ago | Likes: 0 rnDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'...[Show full comment]

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns6 years ago
im doing this cuz i just want ability i got this from PowerPikachu ...[Show full comment]

Ray28G8 years ago
if im god i could change this world, i could be easily excited if i recreate myself into power hero that goes on awesome adventures and saves the world

brad13q8 years ago
I'd just recreate the world

Gabernaba8 years ago
time to start big bang number 2 and see what would happen
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