you get three wishes
but
you cannot wish for more wishes, and no matter what, you will die when you turn 50
I will not


BasicBiscuit8 years ago
1)Wish that the rule only counts for the specific word "wish" 2)Wish that wish and splork or a word of your choice are interchangeable 3)Splork for infinite splorks

Panifex8 years ago
I liked this not just because I laughed at "splork for infinite splorks" but because it"s a really damn clever solution

link1997bh9 years ago
I will wishe that I skip 50 be 51

EZyX4 years ago
lol

Psykness3 years ago
1st wish: I wish for the option respawn in the prime of my youth at a safe location if I die. 2nd wish: I wish for the ability to transmute matter so I can't be imprisoned for decades at a time (also for wealth) 3rd wish: the ability to teleport myself and...[Show full comment]

Mac Hollister12 years ago
Wish for the ability to wish for more wishes wish for more wishes wish for immortality

WireNut884 years ago
It literally says no matter what u die at 50
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genool8 years ago
I wish to remove the downside.

Rylan Vincent12 years ago
Wish to never age past my 30's.

Bobcob6667 years ago
FUCK NO I LIKE LIFE

Thjmze 8 years ago
1.Wish for wishing well or wishing machine 2. Get free wishes on your wishing machine and just wish to start aging backwards at 49

Dakxis_error8 years ago
wish to never to age past 49 or wish to be 51 and then wish that you can wish for more wishes so you don't run out

ShayToo31058 years ago
Wish 1: wish all rules of wishes to disappear. Wish 2: immortality Wish 3: infinite wishes

Otaku4evur7 years ago
but "all rules of immortality disappear". that means the rule that the wishes come true will disappear

Batunikitty9 years ago
i would wish for the ability to wish for more wishes, then wish for three more wishes, then wish for batman, to be my character, and every superhero universe to be real. totaly cheating, but whatever!

Eric Schulz12 years ago
Wish for more the ability for more wishes whenever you want, Wish to stay young/below 50 forever, Or skip 50

Kylee Wheeler12 years ago
I would wish to be 49 for the rest of my life. I'll never be fifty!!! Mwahaha

Alexandra Caisse12 years ago
Wish to not grow up. to stay forever 21 or something

Chloe Crosland12 years ago
I'd wish that my body clock would slow to half speed

Alisher Zakharov12 years ago
nah, ill just keep 1 wish til I'm almost 50, then wish that i was 51.

Bedo Muuh12 years ago
I would wish i could wish me more wishes, wishception

Johanne Sebastien Bach12 years ago
Wish for infinite genies that grant 3 wishes each, have no restrictions or catches, and can sing and dance fabulously.

Lambro0007 years ago
Id wish i was 20 all my life

Hellcamper10 years ago
1-Life becomes anime. 2-I get perfect girl. 3-Everyone ages 1 year every two years. Now i increased my life expectation by 30 years. Profit.

SoulPancake8 years ago
wish that i always had wishes, wish to not age past x, PROFIT

xx420yoloswagmaster10 years ago
Time travel

TinaButterfly2 days ago
I wish for the ability to respawn.

Axys9 years ago
Wish for time manipulation, keep myself below 50, wish to break all mystical and physical laws, wish to be able to grant my own wishes. With those, kill the fucking rude ass genie who wants me dead by 50

NinjasAndLasers9 years ago
what if your past 50 already?

camderpmorgan11 years ago
1: wish for more genies 2: wish for the latest and greatest tech 3: wish for the worlds hottest girl as my girlfriend

Ghost-in-the-snail-shell4 years ago
Wish for the ability to add years whenever you want between whichever days, whenever you want, or wish for the ability to keep your age the same? Lot of workarounds, and free two wishes

ThehueofBlu9 years ago
I'll wish to be able to wish for more wishes, i'll with for infinite wishes, and then i'll wish to stay at a certain age until I get sick of that age, and choose a dif age with my infinite wishes.

IsabellaFrake7 years ago
Some people don’t get to live to the age of 50 anyway

zebrasforlife10 years ago
Wish to never turn fifty

Alexdragon4 years ago
1.expensive food 2.big house 3.imortality

tapood9 years ago
wish to become a mage. wish to know how to do anything. wish to become godlike. enjoy my life.

Panifex8 years ago
1. Wish for all catches on these wishes to be erased 2. Wish for infinite wishes 3. ??? 4. Profit

things10 years ago
1. Wish to be reborn every time I die 2. Wish for another genie every time I reach 20 years old

Akash9 years ago
I will die when I turn 50 what? 50 millennia?

Mike Robert Drew12 years ago
Wish For Immortality Wish For Your Friends To Have Immortality Wish For Your Brother To Die Alone :)

ChristianSmith8 years ago
..... 50 decades

chanizard10 years ago
No problem:You´re inmortal

sonicj019 years ago
i wish to be able to wish for more wishes then wish for infinite wishes

MrbigD6 years ago
I wish a gini like in aladdin

reece rooney 10 years ago
Wish to unsubscribe to A MUFUCKIN UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH

RomanKitsune2 years ago
you take one free wish, then your second wish is to stop aging at 49, and save that last wish for when you want to die

Swagraptor9 years ago
1st wish, wish for infinite revival potions. 2nd wish, wish for loyal immortal hot chick to give me the potion. 3rd wish, infinite money to pay the chick for her help (Hey, everyone needs a little reward for being by my side all the freakin' time).

I-push-buttons7 years ago
I'll wish to grant my own wishes

doslocos10 years ago
i would wish to be 8 forever

MR.TROLL_FACE11 years ago
I WISH THAT ALL BAD THINGS WITH THIS IS REVERSES AND I GET MOORE WISHES!

GoFlex658 years ago
Save a wish until you are 49 and then wish you were back at the time you pressed the button

PopBlox10 years ago
Stop ruining this with your loopholes

A Faceless Face9 years ago
Wish for more genies

Kate Hinchey-Day12 years ago
I wouldn't want to be immortal. (And watch the planet die eventually.. no thanks.) I would wish to stop ageing and the power to grant my own wishes.
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