Fuck it. Now I have an excuse to wear a hooded cloak and mask. And I could be Hellsings Alucard without the restrictions, so even though I sparkle, I'm still the worlds ultimate badass, and it isn't like I'm going to blend in anyways
Heai79 years ago
Alucard from the abridged series
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the117doctor9 years ago
Freakin" FABULOUS! Also, my weakness is black holes. Good luck.
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GamingEinstein9 years ago
What is wrong with sparkling in the sunlight. People that don't want this have some serious issues
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°Kitty°10 years ago
So I get to be sexy? Yeah!!!
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MNITIMMY11 years ago
SPF 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 POWERS I cant sparkle if the sun cant touch me
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gkamonkeyfeet11 years ago
I now have a reason to look like a killer
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MerciusFercius10 years ago
So I'm not a vampire?
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EpicRick10 years ago
Vampire?Why everybody wants to be a sparkling vampire.
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Ana_bradley10 years ago
My main power would be that I have no weaknesses
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Shadow Korosu11 years ago
The power to make anything I think of become real. Grant myself infinite power, and at least one of these will prevent the sparkle.
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yomomshot11 years ago
Your Mother is a vampire too
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Pirlczian11 years ago
power: create an invisible aura that repels sunlight
as long as i don't burn and turn to ashes, i would totally sparkle
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Zenturion10 years ago
Too much Twilight in this one
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GoVán Wolf Guión13 years ago
I am a vampire with the manipulation of elements, my weakness is Godawful songs of the internet
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TeamAwesomeness9 years ago
weakness:youtubers with fewer subscribers than 10. powers:toxic blast,omega beam,miasmic burst,green light constructs,orange energy beams,and cloning anyone but the clone will have the opposite personality of the original and get weakened by what strengthe...[Show full comment]
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xlittle11 years ago
powers and weakness of choosing..... become a god, no weakness, and sparkle factor set to minimum (its still there, just not evident)
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SkFt6 years ago
ZA WARUDO!!!!
robinbrando6 years ago
MARRY ME TF
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idil_swift11 years ago
I don't want to be a vampire...
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InsignificantMuffin9 years ago
Shit ton of foundation
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cadlab12 years ago
Powers:Standard Weakness:I can't sparkle in sunlight althought its my biggest dream to...>SPARKLE< :'O
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PokeMasterTim0410 years ago
My weakness is (insert weakness here) but my power is not to have a weakness! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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JordanBennett10 years ago
lol i"m an edgelord i wont be in sunlight
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michaelvanhelsing11712 years ago
I refuse to become a vamp-fake
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Ratee3 years ago
Sparkling in the sunlight is way better than what usually happens to a vampire in the sunlight
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Cumbercookie8410 years ago
"We kill the ones that sparkle for free" nope! I wanna hunt with the Winchesters!
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Cadicat8 years ago
FABULOUS!!!!!
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Vago del Lago11 years ago
I'm okay with that.
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PhoenixTheFurry4 years ago
I wanna fucking SPARKLE
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claudiaa64311 years ago
It suits visual kei... take it
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Andrew Nelson13 years ago
I'm gay, I sparkle regardless....
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TerrariaMod9 years ago
my weakness? someone rolling 1 million dice and getting a 1 total
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Mahir9711 years ago
Imma bring the disco ball to the party
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TheGoatz10 years ago
Boi absolutely no downside I mean twilight
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W3ird0_x6 years ago
weaknesses of my choosing?
me: drinking blood seeing blood talking about blood . no more vampire
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Little Snowflake 11 years ago
OMG I'M SPARKLING. I'm fab af.
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JackDawg12 years ago
I already do that
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Cindabella282 years ago
Edward CUllen that you?
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zlaja11 years ago
lol
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Fourteendaytrial9 years ago
Sure why not I mean Edward Cullen may be a stupid character but if no one knows you"re a vampire you"re just sparkly to everyone else so
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ConanLink6910 years ago
sparkles can be used as the prefect attack I use blind sparkle 100% chance of blinding the one I'm fighting
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djp200511 years ago
vampire with sparkles people look at me and i say this "IM FABULOUS!" and people are like "wtf?"
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changerfett10 years ago
I see no downside. Speedster, Super strength, dimensional energy manipulation, ice powers, fire powers,biologically immortal, and much more. Plus no weakness.
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