Will You Press The Button?

Pi Threepointonefour 11 years ago

Pause time for the rest of your life and force people to watch the whole thing, and do a bunch of nasty shit.

mrcheese 6 years ago

thats evil lmao

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Holen 9 years ago

Mid interview: PAUSE "Gotta poop." RETURN "Excuse me sir, but why are you watching a video of me on the toilet?"

IzzySheep 6 years ago

I laughed so hard at this

yofacegamer 10 years ago

this comment will never be seen

BalorClubFoLyfe 8 years ago

Request denied.

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DikBut 11 years ago

Get ready for videos of me sleeping.

souleater45 11 years ago

What's the downside? A video of me pulling someone's pants down it will go viral

Panifex 8 years ago

Everything you do goes viral by default since everyone in the world watches it (how, I don't know)

RoseHaw 6 years ago

Just more sleep and more time for projects. why wouldn't I want that?

Nathan Logan 13 years ago

Pause time. Do nice things for random people. EVERYONE loves you.

Teressia 6 years ago

And become a lab monkey

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catgrabber 12 years ago

I'd just sleep/do homework. Why would people watch that?

KittyWith91 11 years ago

I would use it to sleep. An extra eight hours a day to do things would be perfect

Yukitai 5 years ago

No, 12hrs. (Given the chance, some people will sleep for a lot longer than 8hrs)

mr.whatface 10 years ago

Yeah this is fine, just don't do any fucking pervy things and no one will hate you

Catherine RenÃ©e Kimport 13 years ago

Wait... so 56% of people would turn down a totally sweet superpower just because they'd be held accountable for actually using it? That says a lot about human nature right there...

Catkitten 4 years ago

That should be creappy

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sydneymoss 8 years ago

It never said when everyone sees the recording. For example, 20 years could go by and people still wouldn’t see the recording.

sydneymoss 8 years ago

I READ IT WRONG!!!

tao tao 11 years ago

Pause time but everyone can see it whats the point

Stroman 8 years ago

They wouldn't be able to do anything against it

nathalia 12 years ago

I can pause the fucking time? Done.

asdguy00 12 years ago

they wouldnt want to watch it

John Huibers 13 years ago

Sell your new ability as advertisments since EVERYONE sees it

DurpyKitty 11 years ago

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Nicholasluis336 10 years ago

But this is not a problem if there"s no more people, right?

JMT296 10 years ago

THEY'll FIND OUT ABOUT THE RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yukitai 5 years ago

What if you pause and unpause time at minute-long intervals, they"d either be watching the action or frozen, unable to stop ya.

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Somaht 10 years ago

Put mask on. Pause time. No-one knows its me.

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

Worth it. Who doesn't want to know I had sex with them or kiss them.

Davd 11 years ago

Indeed, and it would make rendering judgement on your rapist ass much easier if the judge knows you did it.

oldnotweak 12 years ago

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Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

if EVERYONE sees it, i would use it to just do random, pointless things and laugh to myself knowing that right now the majority of the planet is standing around wondering why the hell they just some boy they've never met in their lives doing random, strange things.

Jessica Fox 13 years ago

I don't think people would want to watch me play World of Warcraft or crochet while the time is paused...

SinonMercer 8 years ago

Especially an online game.

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Jesper PK Magnusson 13 years ago

Then there's no Point in it..

Otto_baughman 8 years ago

What if a serial killers in your house?

AlexTheButtonPresser 4 years ago

I will play a really long game, so everyone would see me doing a gameplay of Dark Souls, for example.

CMHammond 11 years ago

Still something I didn't have before. And if they don't like it, perhaps they want to kill me for it, pause time on them.

HoldenStrack 9 years ago

uhhh my crush would not like me any more if that came true XD

Robdog67 10 years ago

I guess it wont be that bad if everyone saw me jerking off in the middle of class

Isochronis 9 years ago

I'll just use it to relax or work.

hatgirl5252 10 years ago

Solution: Go to the place where the recording is while time is still paused, unpause time and immediately destroy the recording before anyone can get to it. Problem solved!

-Big_Brain- 6 years ago

Well they would know but they couldn't prove it. I mean it"s like that guy that alot of people saw in their dreams. Also what if you killed everybody. They wouldn't be able to see it.

davidpanks 11 years ago

I would use a trhump mask

SpiralKipz 10 years ago

I'd sleep.

BalorClubFoLyfe 8 years ago

Well fuck.

Golex 11 years ago

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moontigersam 10 years ago

pause time..and do good things for people

Terezi NÃÃ°hÃ¶ggr Scandinavia MalePyrope 13 years ago

//I said no because i would use it only to go to the bathroom//

kikipotato 9 years ago

Pause time, play super loud and annoying music, unpause time, keep the music playing. when they watch it they'll be like, oh no, this one,

Astraley 11 years ago

I dont need it

jimmyeatass 2 years ago

i make everyone watch me break a glass jar with my asshole

Bdog31 11 years ago

I would love this, but there's one problem no one took into account: things paused in time wouldn't be able to turn on, work, or move without bursting into flames, while this power was being used, so you are the only thing that can move in this time.

Commissar 10 years ago

Shit I use this to catch a few z at work

Yukitai 5 years ago

I remember this one... Just pause time, be as horrid as ya want, unpause time. If anyone tries to harm or stop ya, just pause time and stop them from stopping ya.