You marry the girl of dreams
but
You have to go to war for 10 years
I will not

Arotrace 2 years ago
Lesbean

235x0 3 years ago
i pick the godlike form of myself that is also female. also would you try to kill something that can become any pokémon (excluding Arceus) and you don't have any pokémon or poké balls.

235x0 2 years ago
HarveyWright You have at least a 50% chance that Arceus is male, an adult, or genderless. @HarveyWright
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CCthecat 10 years ago
I AM NOT A LESBIAN

Eyyyyyyimdumb 8 years ago
Then imagine it the other way you wall nut
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dragonrider2892 11 years ago
You are in the 10 year war of life BAM!!!!!!

AA_Dude 9 years ago
that starts when you move out

Daniel Myles Beard 13 years ago
This site needs a skip button

ChickenMan1337 9 years ago
@LeftTesticleofKrom WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!
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county1234 11 years ago
Well i mean,you can become a well-trained soldier and succeed.GET REKT

Mechanic4games 11 years ago
hey, war for 10 years isn't all that bad, most of the time people never actually see any action when in a war

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
True

FlamboyantDeceptionLukasBlitz 10 years ago
I'm gay

JESUSKICKASS 11 years ago
I love war,motherfuckers

Macucumber 10 years ago
warmongering for the win

DildoFaggings 11 years ago
I say kill them all hell yeah lets dominate the world

PieLucas 8 years ago
So the Odyssey

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Wait... my country isn't in war... Free gurlzzzzzz

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Yeah honestly i don't i would survive there one week. Counterstrike told me that ._.

CharlotteTheQueenBee 10 years ago
WTF WHERE ARE ALL MY LADIES ??

Christian Hanlin 13 years ago
war agenst germs

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
So if your service in the war started about 7 years ago, then you’ve got about 3 years left. You can make it! Help eradicate germs!
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Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago
which girl? I have many dreams about many different girls.

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago
Well played Hugh... well played

BadaBomb 10 years ago
P.T.S.D.? No thanks. Also, some people aren't into girls.

Gaboseries 11 years ago
There's a bar called "war"

Killer737 11 years ago
We had to go in war for 10 years in clash of clans

jshaw71 11 years ago
I go to war before or after I marry her?

OrganStealer52 11 years ago
... What's the downside? ( I'm a girl... Yay! )

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago
Same! Girls rule!!

marcuitos 11 years ago
i can go to war the last 10 years of my life being an old man and just let myself die there

TheTrueBlueSonicFan 11 years ago
A YouTube comment war!

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
I'm going with you!
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Dayna Morris 13 years ago
I'm not violent or a lesbian!

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago
Make love not war : P
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Louis A. Nieves 13 years ago
War on cavities

buttonmasher 12 years ago
Love is pretty lame, lol.

engel25j 11 years ago
I dont see the down side

Sea89898 9 years ago
I’m a gril not a boy

Re2pect 11 years ago
Do I live?

GangsternauwL 10 years ago
Game Of Wars BUSTED

Master Roshi 11 years ago
Sign me up! *slams down on button with tremendous force!!!*

Butts-R-Lyfe 9 years ago
Go to war against your neighbors and fight with nerf guns

funguyfunface1 11 years ago
they never said when u were going to war

PantherRanger08 5 years ago
I think war sounds fun

Incoherentpickle 9 years ago
Change it to man. I"d do anything for him.

ThatSuckedMic 11 years ago
What if I kill them all in 3-4 years?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Then you have already died or been taken hostage

the derpic crusadeer 10 years ago
use a shield with every war action. simple.

coaldyed 7 years ago
basically the third war thing. I agree

AmazingTacoCat 10 years ago
a) im not gay b) WAR SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AF 8 years ago
I'm straight girl. It might surprise you, but straight girls and gay guys exist! I know, right?

Saiyanwolf 11 years ago
So the pre-story of Fallout 4?

Aulain 9 years ago
It never said abroad or overseas. I could be fighting a war (e.g. War against poverty) at home

Lordofcombat 11 years ago
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Ayisyen1234 9 years ago
I'm a female

LuckyGames 11 years ago
I'm going to marry me if I will not see her for 10 years ?????

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
You"re going to marry, you go to war and then a reunion. But it matters if she will see you in an uniform or a coffin

phoebethelegend 10 years ago
I'm a straight girl but

Crow Claw 12 years ago
If she is the girl of my dreams then she is a girl worth fighting for.

Kakarot Barok 11 years ago
They never said anythino about dying So yea bitche's I'll z do it

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
First: military training (hard) one year. Second: Weapon training (medium) depends on country. And then basic patrol missions (3 years) and what"s over is deadly and gruesome

BizarreDio 10 years ago
I AM GAY

Luka Potočki 13 years ago
So im bassicly Odissey
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