You marry the girl of dreams
but
You have to go to war for 10 years
I will not


Arotrace10 months ago
Lesbean

235x0last year
i pick the godlike form of myself that is also female. also would you try to kill something that can become any pokémon (excluding Arceus) and you don't have any pokémon or poké balls.

235x011 months ago
HarveyWright You have at least a 50% chance that Arceus is male, an adult, or genderless. @HarveyWright
Load more replies

CCthecat9 years ago
I AM NOT A LESBIAN

Eyyyyyyimdumb7 years ago
Then imagine it the other way you wall nut
Load more replies

dragonrider28929 years ago
You are in the 10 year war of life BAM!!!!!!

AA_Dude7 years ago
that starts when you move out

county12349 years ago
Well i mean,you can become a well-trained soldier and succeed.GET REKT

Daniel Myles Beard12 years ago
This site needs a skip button

ChickenMan13377 years ago
@LeftTesticleofKrom WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!
Load more replies

Mechanic4games9 years ago
hey, war for 10 years isn't all that bad, most of the time people never actually see any action when in a war

TeamKobus28 years ago
True

FlamboyantDeceptionLukasBlitz8 years ago
I'm gay

JESUSKICKASS9 years ago
I love war,motherfuckers

Macucumber9 years ago
warmongering for the win

DildoFaggings9 years ago
I say kill them all hell yeah lets dominate the world

PieLucas6 years ago
So the Odyssey

TeamKobus28 years ago
Wait... my country isn't in war... Free gurlzzzzzz

TeamKobus28 years ago
Yeah honestly i don't i would survive there one week. Counterstrike told me that ._.

CharlotteTheQueenBee8 years ago
WTF WHERE ARE ALL MY LADIES ??

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago
which girl? I have many dreams about many different girls.

The_MGSM_8 years ago
Well played Hugh... well played

BadaBomb9 years ago
P.T.S.D.? No thanks. Also, some people aren't into girls.

Gaboseries9 years ago
There's a bar called "war"

Killer7379 years ago
We had to go in war for 10 years in clash of clans

jshaw719 years ago
I go to war before or after I marry her?

OrganStealer529 years ago
... What's the downside? ( I'm a girl... Yay! )

KittensAreCute1057 years ago
Same! Girls rule!!

marcuitos9 years ago
i can go to war the last 10 years of my life being an old man and just let myself die there

TheTrueBlueSonicFan9 years ago
A YouTube comment war!

TeamKobus28 years ago
I'm going with you!
Load more replies

Christian Hanlin12 years ago
war agenst germs

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
So if your service in the war started about 7 years ago, then you’ve got about 3 years left. You can make it! Help eradicate germs!
Load more replies

Dayna Morris12 years ago
I'm not violent or a lesbian!

The_MGSM_8 years ago
Make love not war : P
Load more replies

Louis A. Nieves12 years ago
War on cavities

the derpic crusadeer9 years ago
use a shield with every war action. simple.

coaldyed6 years ago
basically the third war thing. I agree

Incoherentpickle8 years ago
Change it to man. I"d do anything for him.

ThatSuckedMic9 years ago
What if I kill them all in 3-4 years?

TeamKobus28 years ago
Then you have already died or been taken hostage

AF7 years ago
I'm straight girl. It might surprise you, but straight girls and gay guys exist! I know, right?

Saiyanwolf9 years ago
So the pre-story of Fallout 4?

Aulain8 years ago
It never said abroad or overseas. I could be fighting a war (e.g. War against poverty) at home

Lordofcombat9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

AmazingTacoCat 9 years ago
a) im not gay b) WAR SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

phoebethelegend8 years ago
I'm a straight girl but

Crow Claw11 years ago
If she is the girl of my dreams then she is a girl worth fighting for.

Kakarot Barok 9 years ago
They never said anythino about dying So yea bitche's I'll z do it

TeamKobus28 years ago
First: military training (hard) one year. Second: Weapon training (medium) depends on country. And then basic patrol missions (3 years) and what"s over is deadly and gruesome

Ayisyen12347 years ago
I'm a female

LuckyGames9 years ago
I'm going to marry me if I will not see her for 10 years ?????

TeamKobus28 years ago
You"re going to marry, you go to war and then a reunion. But it matters if she will see you in an uniform or a coffin

jhonathan_wick4 years ago
10 years are rookie numbers

Onyxfangg8 years ago
Me and my wife will fight the homophobes

BizarreDio9 years ago
I AM GAY

Luka Potočki12 years ago
So im bassicly Odissey

One-Sixty8 years ago
MEDIC!!!

Kyouma439 years ago
I am surprised that not many people pressed the button

Button pressers9 years ago
I am a girl.

J-ing7 years ago
Clearly you survive the war as you marry your partner after

Mange339 years ago
I would gladly go to war for the girl of my dreams so that she is safe...

engel25j9 years ago
FUCK ISIS AND GOD BLESS AMERICA MOTHERFUCKER

TeamKobus28 years ago
Isis is a name... i"m going to tell the FBI that you are planning to shoot my gf

wtfisthisgame7 years ago
the war against drugs *finger guns*
Load more comments