You marry the girl of dreams
but
You have to go to war for 10 years
I will not

Arotrace 2 years ago
Lesbean

235x0 3 years ago
i pick the godlike form of myself that is also female. also would you try to kill something that can become any pokémon (excluding Arceus) and you don't have any pokémon or poké balls.

235x0 2 years ago
HarveyWright You have at least a 50% chance that Arceus is male, an adult, or genderless. @HarveyWright
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CCthecat 10 years ago
I AM NOT A LESBIAN

Eyyyyyyimdumb 8 years ago
Then imagine it the other way you wall nut
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dragonrider2892 11 years ago
You are in the 10 year war of life BAM!!!!!!

AA_Dude 9 years ago
that starts when you move out

Daniel Myles Beard 13 years ago
This site needs a skip button

ChickenMan1337 9 years ago
@LeftTesticleofKrom WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!
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county1234 11 years ago
Well i mean,you can become a well-trained soldier and succeed.GET REKT

Mechanic4games 11 years ago
hey, war for 10 years isn't all that bad, most of the time people never actually see any action when in a war

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
True

FlamboyantDeceptionLukasBlitz 10 years ago
I'm gay

JESUSKICKASS 11 years ago
I love war,motherfuckers

Macucumber 10 years ago
warmongering for the win

DildoFaggings 11 years ago
I say kill them all hell yeah lets dominate the world

PieLucas 8 years ago
So the Odyssey

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Wait... my country isn't in war... Free gurlzzzzzz

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Yeah honestly i don't i would survive there one week. Counterstrike told me that ._.

CharlotteTheQueenBee 10 years ago
WTF WHERE ARE ALL MY LADIES ??

Christian Hanlin 13 years ago
war agenst germs

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
So if your service in the war started about 7 years ago, then you’ve got about 3 years left. You can make it! Help eradicate germs!
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Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago
which girl? I have many dreams about many different girls.

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago
Well played Hugh... well played

BadaBomb 10 years ago
P.T.S.D.? No thanks. Also, some people aren't into girls.

Gaboseries 11 years ago
There's a bar called "war"

Killer737 11 years ago
We had to go in war for 10 years in clash of clans

jshaw71 11 years ago
I go to war before or after I marry her?

OrganStealer52 11 years ago
... What's the downside? ( I'm a girl... Yay! )

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago
Same! Girls rule!!

marcuitos 11 years ago
i can go to war the last 10 years of my life being an old man and just let myself die there

TheTrueBlueSonicFan 11 years ago
A YouTube comment war!

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
I'm going with you!
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Dayna Morris 13 years ago
I'm not violent or a lesbian!

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago
Make love not war : P
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Louis A. Nieves 13 years ago
War on cavities

Rockstar12321 11 years ago
I'm a girl and not a lesbian or bi for that matter :p

Panifex 9 years ago
It"s like Odysseus except he was already married when he went to war

ShadowzPlayz 11 years ago
Hell nah

ChristianSmith 10 years ago
It could be a war on a video game

ELZEE999 11 years ago
I'm a girl! So press!

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
Human-Monster war.

Wafflez R Life 11 years ago
I'm not a lesbian they need to stop these sexist questions

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
FEMINIST TRIGGERED FGYDDHGXUHFYFSXFHGJXCHCVVJXFXHFYITHFDSTRUGDIXI GCG

Xando3274 10 years ago
I see no downside. Get the girl of your dreams and protect the country

עדן יננננ 13 years ago
Im going to war for 10 years already in Israel.... so #YOLO

SarvinThePriest 4 years ago
I see no downside my dream gf is 5 powerful species mixed and she is immortal and overprotective

Imaunicornshh 11 years ago
Well loyal girls would wait 10 years for the person the love (But it doesn't say the ten years isn't broken down to a few years at a time)

goldenfreddygirlsoul 10 years ago
I AM A GIRL AND I INTO GUYS SO IF NOTHING WILL FUCKING HAPPEN NO MATTER WHAT I DO (sorry for caps and also no of fence to the writer I like this dilemma but it should be marry the person of your dreams)

Anntony Klinger 13 years ago
Never said i wasn't coming home. and that money. hell yeah i would

Galightly 7 years ago
I'm just going to take this type to mean that I'll meet a girl who is the god of dreams

LazyMammalProductions 9 years ago
Come on wifu, lets both go to war.

MinecraftMooAnn 11 years ago
It could be an online war in an mmo!

Yoshi711 8 years ago
What if theres a company it group with the acronym w.a.r?

Pootis man420 11 years ago
How about you go to war with a certain disease. Not only do you stay safe, you help save me he world

Plantsking825 9 years ago
War against what specifically?

NaughtyDerpy 11 years ago
isnt getting married war?

well duh 10 years ago
I would start would war 3 with a chair

Tauren 12 years ago
Aromantic laughter in the distance

MysteriousMr.R 5 months ago
I don't want to lose my beloved for 10 years

Kartman 11 years ago
The problem is the death

AA_Dude 9 years ago
what if the girl of your dreams is identical to your high school crush and is bulletproof and comes to war with you as a shield
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