Will You Press The Button?

KataDarklast month

How can you be intelligent if you no longer have a brain?

syphon9 years ago

If you're a vegetable, that means you're braindead. You can't be intelligent if your brain isn't working.

SanicTheHedgehog8 years ago

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DaPurpleTurtle9 years ago

no... DON'T EAT ME!!!! I know the secrets of the univer-- aaaaaah!

Migdin18 years ago

Tara Young, they never specified wich vegetable, it could be a a person, or food. :l

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NorwegianVikingzzzzzz9 years ago

Am i the only one that doesn´t see any downside of this? or is it just me that really want to experience the life of a broccoli?

Migdin18 years ago

Or a carrot, and vrdbødøgkdbbdbdnkdbgngnf

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sup11128 years ago

Why would i wan't to be intelligent if i needed to be an vegetable cmo"n guys think! XD i hate vegetables urgh

Migdin18 years ago

Me too, i havent eaten a vegetable in over 1 year

2006_Chevrolet_Impala_SS4 years ago

So I become Steven Hawking

Turtlegamer1248 years ago

I love carrots so I'll turn into one then eat myself

The_Bean_Lord8 years ago

Are you kidding me who cares about intelligence I can finally be a vegetable!

Kalle Saretsalo12 years ago

As much as I've always wanted to be a carrot... no.

Aaron129987 years ago

*munch munch. Ok, does anyone have any ideas on how to send a box of yeet thins into space?

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Manza1239 years ago

22% is pretty stupid, in my opinion

EnderManGamerOfficial7 years ago

This was just stupid

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago

Can I be a fruit instead? I want to be a fucking coconut. Don't ask me why.

SomeNormalPeople_887 years ago

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abcx8 years ago

This. is. ridiculously. funny.

Jacob Huber12 years ago

BOOM stephen hawking invent something to talk for you!

twitchyglitch3 years ago

Me reading this in 2022 crying

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Carlos Martinez12 years ago

There are no cons here

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLl3 years ago

Cucumber

Ghost13Pro9 years ago

pOtatO

The most Epic person 9 years ago

Never said how long so it could go turn into a pea 1 millasecond later back to normal

Pixler_RCD9 years ago

Wait I could be super smart but be eaten by my friends and family... um no thank you

Tara Young9 years ago

You don't get eaten, they are referring to a human incapable of doing anything ( ex: eating, bathing, breathing, etc.,.)

Braiden_coker4 years ago

Stephen hawking?

Plugnuts9 years ago

Why would I want to be a vegetable?? No thank you!

bakara_chan 9 years ago

I'll become a parasitical vegetable and tale over the body... Yeaaaaaaa

Personnumber27 years ago

I actually laughed

Kiki288 years ago

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dankmemes1018 years ago

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Flamingsnowball7 years ago

No more responsibilities

Data9 years ago

Stephen hawking?

Smartass1219 years ago

Make a Telepathic voicebox

TateMalone4 years ago

i am now... A PIECE OF BROCCOLI

Ermargeerh9 years ago

Doesnt make sense to me ðððððððð

eanbean8 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex.

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago

How do you have sex if you are a fucking vegetable?

Thedirptank5 years ago

Vegetails

InfiniteDooble10 years ago

wait seriously. A F***ING VEGETABLE. I'd rather walk around all day with a giant F*** ME sign on my back

HopeRoundcount8 years ago

Bye guys! I'm about to become a piece of kale!

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HannaHookiH9 years ago

That's cruel

Loleris_LTU9 years ago

Then wats the point ?

Z97 years ago

I"M PICKLE RICK

ShinyLetsPlayer9 years ago

Very tempting. I've always wanted to be a potato.

musicmaker4239 years ago

sooo autistic people

Hera8 years ago

No. Fuck you

Theultimatepresser1239 years ago

Uhhhhh.....I HATE VEGETABLES NO THANKS!

Ayylmaolol8 years ago

Steven hawking

Thelol338 years ago

What bout hem

MCFan359 years ago

EW VEGETABLES/FRUIT

greythewol4 years ago

H KIDS IM BOB THE TOMATO, AND IM LARRY TE CUCUMBR!

H-O8 years ago

Nope i need to move and talk

nevinfouke7 years ago

i dont need to explain

sonicchar11 years ago

this isn't even a Stephen hawking situation! sure you'll be super intelligent, but you wont be able to do ANYTHING. there is no loophole here. you push the button, you get smart, you can't do anything for the rest of your life. not a very good button...

sedan1609 years ago

Nope i am out

Pffff7 years ago

PICKLE RICK!!!!!

CarolineWho9 years ago

Kinda like Donald Trump! Oh wait... He's not intelligent.

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