Master every martial arts in the world
but
Your first opponent is Chuck Norris
I will not

DAISE_ 6 months ago
Bring it on

1210 2 years ago
我可以認輸

Aur0raSky last year
一针见血的
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235x0 2 years ago
Fight Start! 235x Used Shoot! 235x Won!

Fake John Cena 11 years ago
It didn't say it had to be in martial arts. We could play rock paper scissors

Sex 9 years ago
He will win. It is Chuck Norris

DaBigDude8 9 years ago
You don't fight Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fights you.

William Hunchberger 13 years ago
Chuck Norris is an old man who sells total gyms...I have fucking LINE, Krav Maga, that one Thai that uses small lengths of wood to brutalize people.

Aaaahhhhhh 6 years ago
Tornadoes are scared of him, he moves planets so I wanna live
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Mishno 9 years ago
Impossible, I don't want to take suicide

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Doesn't say it has to be martial arts. I'll just play monopoly or something XD

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Yes it does actually, read the scenario closer next time.

Corey Di Bella 13 years ago
If your gonna give us every type of martial arts, at least make the opponent a challenge.

DashingAdi 6 years ago
Dude you fucking killed him with your words only
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aboredgurl 11 years ago
ok but if I'm a master of every martial arts...I can beat him?...YAS(I'm Spanish sorry for my bad english)

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Yo estoy hablando en español! Pero, yo usualmente hablo en ingles.
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FourEntree 11 years ago
Chuck Norris is nothing Chuck Morris is something

Evil Questions 11 years ago
U master it.r u stupid people like seriously

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago
Says the guy who doesn't know how to spell his sentences correctly.

Dave Leon 13 years ago
Oh no, not a rapidly aging actor. What ever will I do?

Jackisawsome777 9 years ago
He"s the second fastest fighter in the world
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Anes Drljevic 13 years ago
NO IT'S FREAKING CHUCK NORRIS

MrMinecraft1210 11 years ago
Hell No!

MinecraftM00Lyn 10 years ago
So I let him defeat me easily It doesn't say it"s a real battle it could just be a contained tournament where no one gets hurt

Xyphr_ 11 years ago
Hell if I kick Chuck Norris's Ass I'd become famous

Roaryboy 10 years ago
With every martial arts I at least stand a..... Wait he made superman fly with a roundhouse kick, nvm

Alexander Bemis-pickford 13 years ago
Ok so master what bruce lee did so much win

billbillerson 8 years ago
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won

ImmaWhovian 10 years ago
KICK HIS ASS WITH TAIJUTSU!

Killua Zoldyck 11 years ago
Kick him into the dust he has become.

Cormac Beirne 11 years ago
So I master every martial art in the world and then have to face off with an aging actor who got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee

Gabe Juhasz 13 years ago
let the battle begin! this will be epic!

De-Wae 9 years ago
One hell of a story to tell my grandchildren

hydro22 11 years ago
i will lern cughchvbklj

Zanypackback 5 years ago
I"d like every martial arts in the world but I dont think I'm prepared to die.

PilotobeBR 11 years ago
Yes i lose than i keep the martial arts

endermil 11 years ago
It's time too kick the sh*t out of chuck norris because...i am... JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrTankus 10 years ago
Obviously no one who said yes has never seen what Chuck Norris can do to people. Just watch the Death Battle.

Blazing_Fire_007 12 years ago
Ugh master chuck Norris-ism duh

Bil 9 years ago
It never says I have to beat him

Thefallen343 11 years ago
You would be able to beat him with your masrery

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Roranosuke 12 years ago
Doesn't say to the death, one ass whooping in return for every martial art in existence is worth it.

ninjawarriorjosh 7 years ago
What if I dont want an opponent

dimensional rift 11 years ago
So I learned every martial art even the 1in punch I think I can take him

OneDeadPatato 11 years ago
I fight an actor who doesn't even know martial arts COOL!

Bryan Berchtold 13 years ago
I'd surrender and leave because of his Epic Chuck Norrisness.

SamuelBernardina 8 years ago
we dont need to fight him he is just our opponent we could just play a game of tic tac toe

avengergame07 11 years ago
si soy el mejor del mundo...que cojones Chuck Norris no seria nada para mi

Waffen-SS 10 years ago
Now, a worthy opponent.

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FoxyGamer 9 years ago
HA chucky cheez norris to0 ezzy for meh (L0L A mix if chucky cheese and chuck norris xd)

Nay5234 7 years ago
cringe

2fun4you 11 years ago
No one could even defeat chuck. Not even me.

Batmanofdoom 10 years ago
Kick his butt

Hiadsfadsfafd 12 years ago
...If I mastered every martial arts in the world, wouldn't I be even better than chuck norris?

tifff-fanny 4 years ago
that bitch is old as dust i could deck him

Andrea Løvås Andersen 13 years ago
Well...

User9999 10 years ago
Norris stand no chance, he's an old man.
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