Fuck yeah cause I will kiss his dotty ass and he will run to his mum crying like a stupid ass bitch
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Fluttershy12 years ago
Chuck Norris is a dead meme.
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Akicinnabun7 years ago
If you mastered everything then you could totally do it y"all are dumb
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McLovin11710 years ago
doesnt say what Chuck Norris is your opponent in. I will definitely beat ole Norris at CoD AW
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xingtidedog11 months ago
我可以赌他讲武德,像叶问一样
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annoying christian9 years ago
Chuck is getting old though
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Eugene Casuple12 years ago
fuckno.jpg
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DragonfuryMH7 years ago
If I"ve mastered every kind of martial arts, that means I'm just as good as Chuck Norris.
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takashi10 years ago
He's not even real ฅ'ω'ฅ
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
You'd have a chance with every martial art at your disposal, right?
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dogpotatoe610 years ago
He appears right behind u. "When do we start?"
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FlappySeal10 years ago
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Awesomeness01799 years ago
Ah crap (but Chuck Norris is awesome ;-;)
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Calista11 years ago
Opponent as in sparring? That would be cool. No downside.
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PansexualPanda4413 years ago
I mean, if I mastered them…
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Ibuuu9 years ago
BRING IT ON CHUCK NORIS
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Reubenben109 years ago
Chuck Norris is old and if you have every martial arts you can easily defeat him
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Ivan200611 years ago
You know what? I'll make my first fight a sparring match. Problem solved.
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MauriceMeerts5 years ago
Acta non verba geen woorden maar daden als je alle technieken kent dan 1 hit je chuck
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Awesomo2369 years ago
4 words Bruce Lee as teacher
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rainbowRAD8 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Bruce Lee Looks like he"s losing but wins anyway.
rainbowRAD8 years ago
Stop who would truly win?
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Mrs.Claire10 years ago
He is old as hell.
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ArKade477 years ago
Become next Chuck Norris meme? Hell yeah.
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glitch66610 years ago
chuck noris is a sell out!
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OtisRobinson989 years ago
Well already got three years of Brazilian jiu-jitsu under my belt why not have some more knowledge
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masterbyron10 years ago
`%`%`%`%`%`%`
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AlakzanderA9 years ago
3 cheers for getting your ass kicked!
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Aiden Sampson12 years ago
challenge accepted!
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cpmaster9 years ago
so what im a martial master ill beat him for sure
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Poopsteve42010 years ago
Kick him into the dust he has become.
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Japanster2 years ago
But.. to maater would be to be so good yyou cant get better. You could beat anyone in a 1v1 fist fight
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maxi.m119 years ago
I'm already a blackbelt in tae-kwon-do and I know jui-jit-su so I think im set!!!! :)
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Very-rare8 years ago
I would beat the shit out of chick Norris if I know every martial arts
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BADWOLF1010 years ago
as soon as I see him I will forfeit and bow down to the almighty Chuck Norris
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