I would make a walker texas ranger joke but ive never even seen that stupid fucking show.
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Haley-Hill10 years ago
I would do it just to meet Chuck Norris he is awesome
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disnoca11 years ago
chuck norris cant be killed:
death note --> chuck norris
rip death note
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Loophole man10 years ago
360 noscoping is a martial art
LoopholeMan10 years ago
Brother
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Arahd Is Gold12 years ago
Lol Chuck is old
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Orangeskull0410 years ago
Lol loop hole but me no yell
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Tomskeleton11 years ago
Become Arnold Schwarzenegger
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sinistercode538 months ago
我了个雷
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p!nk11 years ago
why would I by scared YAY think before you post!!!
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GBWYMaxwell9 years ago
Master all of them. Master. All of them. If I was master of them all, I"d probably kick his ass so hard he"d be a skeleton when he lands. And even in his grave, Chuck Norris still looks under his coffin to make sure me, Maxwell Hunter, isn't watching... waiting...
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RobloxMan672911 years ago
We have to dem skills
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Oofington5 years ago
He’s an old man
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DatAsian900111 years ago
HE TURNED TO A FUCKING BEAR ONCE
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Muhammad Mikhail13 years ago
bruce lee killed him
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Overlord-Rath9 years ago
Bitchplz, he"s like three times my age, and I'll be using a longsword anyway. Historical European Martial Arts for the win!
Migdin19 years ago
Longswords arent good enough, use a nuke, and you might have a chance
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abbylink11 years ago
So? *pushes"
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Niall C 10 years ago
You master every one so chuck Norris is no problem
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Kiko Avin 12 years ago
I WILL DIE
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JoeyC9 years ago
Get a gun. Boom, problem solved.
Migdin19 years ago
Guns dont work on Chuck Norris
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TheSpaceDwarf11 years ago
I R GUD AT KARATY
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dadadaderp1210 years ago
Easy beating Chuck Norris my secret is not showing to the fight
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toejamburger12 years ago
Master the martial art of Chuck Norris fighting. Bruce Lee was the previous champion of the art, and you will be the next.
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TeamAwesomeness6 years ago
chuck norris is way too strong
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ScorpionTheGamer11 years ago
No not because Chuck norris im too lazy....
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Roaryboy11 years ago
With every martial arts I at least stand a..... Wait he made superman fly with a roundhouse kick, nvm
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Alexander Bemis-pickford13 years ago
Ok so master what bruce lee did so much win
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billbillerson8 years ago
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won
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MrMinecraft121011 years ago
Hell No!
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MinecraftM00Lyn10 years ago
So I let him defeat me easily
It doesn't say it"s a real battle it could just be a contained tournament where no one gets hurt
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Xyphr_11 years ago
Hell if I kick Chuck Norris's Ass I'd become famous
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De-Wae9 years ago
One hell of a story to tell my grandchildren
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hydro2211 years ago
i will lern cughchvbklj
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ImmaWhovian10 years ago
KICK HIS ASS WITH TAIJUTSU!
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Killua Zoldyck11 years ago
Kick him into the dust he has become.
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Cormac Beirne11 years ago
So I master every martial art in the world and then have to face off with an aging actor who got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee
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