Will You Press The Button?

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago

1) North Korea gets same political system as (insert your country) 2) People in North Korea are replaced by people of (insert your country) 3) North Korea is renamed (insert your country name) 4) (insert your country name) expands as large as the world, you can now travel freely.

SmileyMelons 10 years ago

Put a jar of dirt from North Korea in a necklace and keep it with you...

Warriorjax 9 years ago

Loophole!!!!

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Advv 11 years ago

Be able to change the name of the USA to North Korea. Done.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

And Mexico to South Korea! It all fits!

Ray Marc 11 years ago

Youre literally just kim jong-un.

ThatOneCoolNerd 8 years ago

Cheshire shadow *MLG airhorns* Translation? “BURN!!!”

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Maddy Heppel 13 years ago

I want my own solar system [ the entirety of which will have the ability to support life, somehow ] in a half of the universe which will be named North Korea, immortality, and a copy of every game along with consoles to play them. I would also like a ve... [Show full comment]

autocar66 10 years ago

Like a Boss!!

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Itza_Clan 11 years ago

You can "Live in North Korea" And go on holiday all the time

deadLamma666 9 years ago

Conquer the world in the name of north korea

Jaxuriki 10 years ago

I want the universe to change into the shape that I desire and call it North Korea.

Riot08 9 years ago

A penis?

idriveaTARDIS 11 years ago

What if I want to take over the whole world completely diplomatically w/ no war involved, and then put control of the world on a web based democracy where everyone can voice their opinion but military grade supercomputers filter out the a-moral stuff. #Win@Life

Treckreckin 11 years ago

I want to live in Canada, problem sovled

Mister-E 9 years ago

I want to become the universe itself, and I live in myself, where North Korea is, that I control because I am the universe now, also I put all planets with sentient life into orbit around the star in my centre.

kupiakos 9 years ago

So I get the loyalty and control of the North Korean government legally? Sounds like a good deal to me.

sarahrubbish 9 years ago

I would like the death of Kim Jong Un

DaPurpleTurtle 11 years ago

i see no upside :/

Mister-E 9 years ago

Wut

Justus Waterreus 13 years ago

Hire an army, kill everyone, build a giant mansion and live on.

Mayer Marcos 13 years ago

Can get freedom B: Enough for me

JellyNutShell 9 years ago

Wheres the downside? You can get legal sex from koreans

stev0withazer0 11 years ago

Ha! I can live in North Korea, but it said nothing about vacation to other countries!!! LOOPHOLE!!!

Caribou 5 years ago

I will use my objects power to improve North Korea into a paradise, and then bring in anyone I want to enjoy it. There"s nothing magical about North Korea - it"s been the victim of wars and sanctions since Korea was divided by the US.

Calista 11 years ago

Does "Anything I want" include "democracy in North Korea, without a violent revolution"? Or is that more valuable than sex? Yeah, it probably is. Drat.

jshaw71 11 years ago

Wouldn't be so bad... (I think?)

MemeBound 8 years ago

I’ll be the next ruler!

asdguy00 12 years ago

get freeedom?

25bbundy 10 years ago

나는 한국어를 할 수 있지만 나는 거기에 살고 싶지 않을 것입니다. 그래서 아저씨는 아내를 누르는 것입니다. 그렇습니다. 저는 선생님 애완 동물입니다. naneun hangug-eoleul hal su issjiman naneun geogie salgo sipji anh-eul geos-ibnida. geulaeseo ajeossineun anaeleul nuleuneun geos-ibnida. geuleohseubnida. jeoneun seonsaengnim aewan dongmul-ibnida.

YaBoyMrBellend 9 years ago

I would take charge and make peace with the other nations so we r all 1

Ryan Schick 13 years ago

as long as the leader is cool with you, it's probably an alright place to be

HEADS GROW BACK 10 years ago

Well... Korean chicks are hot.

sskksb 7 months ago

我可以随时要一把朝鲜的土放在身边

FandomFabulous 10 years ago

I want peace on Earth and good will towards men... Or something.

densch 11 years ago

I just conquer the whole world and make it a part of North Korea. Problem solved.

Waffle911 9 years ago

Im renaming my house North Korea

pahees 6 years ago

Yo pediría la presidencia y permitiría a los ciudadanos salir del país. Después, unas gafas de realidad virtual y una una réplica de mí que pudiera controlar para poder visitar todo el mundo, aunque físicamente no saliera de mi casa. Y por último, intelige... [Show full comment]

J-Money 12 years ago

Someone clearly skipped first grade

HNWT 10 years ago

I want a private jet to leave North korea

herpderpgod 11 years ago

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Herogaia 10 years ago

a world without discrimination and nothing back fires

Saphier 8 years ago

What?😐

Robin Mul 13 years ago

Get weapons and army, expand North Korea.

Jaydoggg 2 years ago

I want to reestablish North Korea’s government

TheBogRed546 11 years ago

This is sort of a trick question, because if you can have anything you want legally, then you can have the banned stuff in north korea..And still get it legally.

DanielHahomo 9 years ago

If im living there it does not mean i have to be there 24/7. I can just go travelling and come home every few months or years

aikorose 10 years ago

What if I want Kim Jong Un to be killed?

ResidentGay 5 years ago

I could make this work

Spider_Pig 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Rabi_Ray_Rana 11 years ago

Why Not viáº¿t - náº±m?

Lexilexilee 8 years ago

Change the government system in North Korea. Problem solved

Hopper the button master 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

superE04 10 years ago

I was going to give myself a computer but they barely even have internet in north korea....

FireGuy77 9 years ago

loophole: the usa, south korea and japan will take over

Dregonna 10 years ago

UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!#

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