Will You Press The Button?

Glorious PC Master Race 11 years ago

Attention 14 year old edgelords/edgeladies. Merely because you can't get into a relationship with anyone does not mean you're Asexual.

Simple1 4 years ago

yeah basically in short words what this guys says IF U SEE A PENIS AND ur NOT WET UR GAY... I MeAN ASEXUAL!IF U SEE A PUSSY AND UR NOT HARD UR GAAY... I MEAN ASEXUAL!!!!!!!!!! ur still gay tho

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Lt-Weiss 5 years ago

Absolute win.

Allyourfeelingsaremine 9 years ago

(asexuals laugh) BITCH PLS

writerfriend 9 years ago

*Asexual laughter in the distance*

DukeCrawford 4 years ago

More fellow gremlins... is that garlic bread still on offer?

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ikinasuka 4 years ago

*laughs in ace*

awedar 2 years ago

why do you lie to yourself about the reality of the situation?

violetpurple56 5 years ago

No problem, I’m Asexual

RedEco 2 years ago

You know that's not the same thing, right?

AnyaSmith 9 years ago

What"s the fucking downside.

Sam Nessim 13 years ago

If you don't have a sex drive, you don't want sex... meaning you'd be happy without it!

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Your spouse would be pissed if you don't have any kids yet.

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AceNoodle 10 years ago

What a good day to be asexual!

Starsailor83 4 years ago

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

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snowstormtrooper 10 years ago

(adopts child) done

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Yeah, i"m spontaniously gonna adopt a child, i"m gonna be back in 2 minutes

Tyree 11 years ago

I dont want to loose my virginity...yet :)

Alexander Joseph Thornton 13 years ago

no sex drive? no problem i can fill the void with drugs

Jack Stensonator 13 years ago

I have absolutely no sex drive already. No downside.

Bananapancakewaffle 10 years ago

So how is this a dilemma?

Ceruledge last year

Great now I wont waste time on s*x

So sufistic8ed 11 years ago

Bad Idea to press this button

DaveBoi1 8 years ago

Is it just me or is there no downside

J3susl1v3s 4 years ago

Would you be skinny if so I’m in

Meri_The_Raptor 11 years ago

im am asexual so... REKT!

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Just adopt.

jadynn 10 years ago

I want to keep my sex drive!

Red1007 9 years ago

Too me, there is no downsides

Watermelonman 9 years ago

So you float? "Cause gravitation pulls you downward

WBGrock 11 years ago

I'd finally be able to actually get something done. No downside!!

Lina_Rainbow 6 years ago

....(:

hellagay 12 years ago

I'm asexual so no downside

hunterdamaniac 11 years ago

um, what about the kids who play this...

Londonfox 8 years ago

I’m 12 *pushes button intensely*

Eeli Saretsalo 13 years ago

sooo...a virgin forever! YES,OH YES!!!

Rhinorulz 10 years ago

Sorry, but humans are stupid. I wouldn't want to be one.

DatBoi_1997 9 years ago

already the most handsome. I'll take the good health too.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

NO SEX?! NO HAPPYNESS WITHOUT SEX!!!

Mike9999 3 years ago

Eh, whatever.

QueenT 11 years ago

IM ASEXUAL THERE'S NO DOWNSIDE TO THISðŸ˜‚

Allyourfeelingsaremine 9 years ago

Yes.

Jesska 11 years ago

I'm already asexual... Sooooo no downside

AssHar 9 years ago

Cool

SparkyHuski43 6 years ago

Easy, I’ll just take medication to restore libido.

Lauren Mikasa Gilliland 13 years ago

Never had one anyway.

blobs94 11 years ago

I can still love people, which is fine by me :D

Shojaux last year

What sex drive?

Karai 11 years ago

Being asexual, this sounds like a fantastic deal. XD

DaveBoi1 8 years ago

Eh I don't rlly care Im too fat and ugly and poor to get a girl anyways

Retromusic247 10 years ago

looks money and healt are not everything so fuck that guys but i would take a good woman with DD and have me a good time any disagree well your too damn young or fucking desprite

DukeCrawford 4 years ago

Downsides?

Nwitherspoon84 9 years ago

The button is a lie

MrSmolBeans 5 years ago

* cackles in asexual *

dudeguy 12 years ago

i think everyone is missing the point here, if you lose your sex drive, you wouldn't want sex anymore. you are not going to miss wanting sex. in fact, i bet you'd be better off not having a sex drive if you arn't having sex often enough to satisfy your nee... [Show full comment]

thealphabetaomega 9 years ago

Ouch, had I known that two hours earlier, at least half the female population of the world would still be virgins.

AWeirdo 11 years ago

Perfectly fine with this.

JamesJay 10 years ago

Disappears doesn't mean can't be restored

RamboCreativity 11 years ago

I don't want sex but what if I have it anyway for the lols do I create some sort of paradox?

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