Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

50328 (56%) 39425 (44%)

50328 (56%) people have pressed this button, while 39425 (44%) did not.

You become the healthiest, wealthiest, and most handsome human being on earth

but

Your sex drive disapears

Next

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Glorious PC Master Race 11 years ago

Attention 14 year old edgelords/edgeladies. Merely because you can't get into a relationship with anyone does not mean you're Asexual.

Simple1 4 years ago

yeah basically in short words what this guys says IF U SEE A PENIS AND ur NOT WET UR GAY... I MeAN ASEXUAL!IF U SEE A PUSSY AND UR NOT HARD UR GAAY... I MEAN ASEXUAL!!!!!!!!!! ur still gay tho

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Lt-Weiss 5 years ago

Absolute win.

Allyourfeelingsaremine 9 years ago

(asexuals laugh) BITCH PLS

writerfriend 9 years ago

*Asexual laughter in the distance*

DukeCrawford 4 years ago

More fellow gremlins... is that garlic bread still on offer?

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ikinasuka 4 years ago

*laughs in ace*

awedar 2 years ago

why do you lie to yourself about the reality of the situation?

violetpurple56 5 years ago

No problem, I’m Asexual

RedEco 2 years ago

You know that's not the same thing, right?

AnyaSmith 9 years ago

What"s the fucking downside.

Sam Nessim 13 years ago

If you don't have a sex drive, you don't want sex... meaning you'd be happy without it!

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Your spouse would be pissed if you don't have any kids yet.

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AceNoodle 10 years ago

What a good day to be asexual!

Starsailor83 4 years ago

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

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snowstormtrooper 10 years ago

(adopts child) done

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Yeah, i"m spontaniously gonna adopt a child, i"m gonna be back in 2 minutes

Tyree 11 years ago

I dont want to loose my virginity...yet :)

Alexander Joseph Thornton 13 years ago

no sex drive? no problem i can fill the void with drugs

Jack Stensonator 13 years ago

I have absolutely no sex drive already. No downside.

hello-people 10 years ago

"well aren't you a handsome little girl!" -grandma

SalomeGog 11 years ago

So, all asexuals just press the button :D

Hebedeb 8 years ago

Win win

Tabitha Novak 13 years ago

And the downside is...?

Maksim 3 years ago

Doesn't mean I can't feel arousal or have fun in pleasuring the ones I love

HorPanha 11 years ago

Wat the point of most handsome than

KaramGamer9999 9 years ago

doesn't say I can't regain it.........

realog96 11 years ago

But theres medicine out there to increase sex drive.

Arbuzcelovek 5 years ago

INFINITY ROBUX, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ForFun9001 11 years ago

Forever alone will be forever alone!

Billcipher12345 11 years ago

No sex. Just torcher

Ahhhhhhhhhh 7 years ago

What sex drive

Corra Stegman 13 years ago

This would fix the rapists out there, im not just talking about the male ones, but females to! Thumbs up for this one

Watermelonman 10 years ago

YESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DaveBoi1 8 years ago

Is it just me or is there no downside

Bananapancakewaffle 10 years ago

So how is this a dilemma?

Ceruledge last year

Great now I wont waste time on s*x

So sufistic8ed 11 years ago

Bad Idea to press this button

jadynn 10 years ago

I want to keep my sex drive!

J3susl1v3s 4 years ago

Would you be skinny if so I’m in

Meri_The_Raptor 11 years ago

im am asexual so... REKT!

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Just adopt.

Lina_Rainbow 6 years ago

....(:

hellagay 12 years ago

I'm asexual so no downside

Red1007 9 years ago

Too me, there is no downsides

Watermelonman 9 years ago

So you float? "Cause gravitation pulls you downward

WBGrock 11 years ago

I'd finally be able to actually get something done. No downside!!

Rhinorulz 10 years ago

Sorry, but humans are stupid. I wouldn't want to be one.

hunterdamaniac 11 years ago

um, what about the kids who play this...

Londonfox 8 years ago

I’m 12 *pushes button intensely*

Eeli Saretsalo 13 years ago

sooo...a virgin forever! YES,OH YES!!!

Mike9999 3 years ago

Eh, whatever.

DatBoi_1997 9 years ago

already the most handsome. I'll take the good health too.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

NO SEX?! NO HAPPYNESS WITHOUT SEX!!!

Jesska 11 years ago

I'm already asexual... Sooooo no downside

AssHar 9 years ago

Cool

QueenT 11 years ago

IM ASEXUAL THERE'S NO DOWNSIDE TO THISðŸ˜‚

Allyourfeelingsaremine 9 years ago

Yes.

blobs94 11 years ago

I can still love people, which is fine by me :D

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