Will You Press The Button?

Glorious PC Master Race 11 years ago

Attention 14 year old edgelords/edgeladies. Merely because you can't get into a relationship with anyone does not mean you're Asexual.

Simple1 4 years ago

yeah basically in short words what this guys says IF U SEE A PENIS AND ur NOT WET UR GAY... I MeAN ASEXUAL!IF U SEE A PUSSY AND UR NOT HARD UR GAAY... I MEAN ASEXUAL!!!!!!!!!! ur still gay tho

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Lt-Weiss 5 years ago

Absolute win.

Allyourfeelingsaremine 9 years ago

(asexuals laugh) BITCH PLS

writerfriend 8 years ago

*Asexual laughter in the distance*

DukeCrawford 4 years ago

More fellow gremlins... is that garlic bread still on offer?

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ikinasuka 4 years ago

*laughs in ace*

awedar 2 years ago

why do you lie to yourself about the reality of the situation?

violetpurple56 5 years ago

No problem, I’m Asexual

RedEco 2 years ago

You know that's not the same thing, right?

AnyaSmith 9 years ago

What"s the fucking downside.

Sam Nessim 13 years ago

If you don't have a sex drive, you don't want sex... meaning you'd be happy without it!

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Your spouse would be pissed if you don't have any kids yet.

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AceNoodle 10 years ago

What a good day to be asexual!

Starsailor83 4 years ago

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

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snowstormtrooper 10 years ago

(adopts child) done

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Yeah, i"m spontaniously gonna adopt a child, i"m gonna be back in 2 minutes

Tyree 11 years ago

I dont want to loose my virginity...yet :)

Alexander Joseph Thornton 13 years ago

no sex drive? no problem i can fill the void with drugs

Jack Stensonator 13 years ago

I have absolutely no sex drive already. No downside.

Red1007 9 years ago

Too me, there is no downsides

Watermelonman 9 years ago

So you float? "Cause gravitation pulls you downward

WBGrock 11 years ago

I'd finally be able to actually get something done. No downside!!

Lina_Rainbow 6 years ago

....(:

hellagay 12 years ago

I'm asexual so no downside

hunterdamaniac 11 years ago

um, what about the kids who play this...

Londonfox 8 years ago

I’m 12 *pushes button intensely*

Eeli Saretsalo 13 years ago

sooo...a virgin forever! YES,OH YES!!!

Rhinorulz 10 years ago

Sorry, but humans are stupid. I wouldn't want to be one.

DatBoi_1997 8 years ago

already the most handsome. I'll take the good health too.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

NO SEX?! NO HAPPYNESS WITHOUT SEX!!!

Mike9999 3 years ago

Eh, whatever.

QueenT 10 years ago

IM ASEXUAL THERE'S NO DOWNSIDE TO THISðŸ˜‚

Allyourfeelingsaremine 9 years ago

Yes.

Jesska 11 years ago

I'm already asexual... Sooooo no downside

AssHar 9 years ago

Cool

SparkyHuski43 6 years ago

Easy, I’ll just take medication to restore libido.

Lauren Mikasa Gilliland 13 years ago

Never had one anyway.

blobs94 11 years ago

I can still love people, which is fine by me :D

Shojaux last year

What sex drive?

Karai 11 years ago

Being asexual, this sounds like a fantastic deal. XD

DaveBoi1 8 years ago

Eh I don't rlly care Im too fat and ugly and poor to get a girl anyways

DukeCrawford 4 years ago

Downsides?

Nwitherspoon84 9 years ago

The button is a lie

Retromusic247 10 years ago

looks money and healt are not everything so fuck that guys but i would take a good woman with DD and have me a good time any disagree well your too damn young or fucking desprite

dudeguy 11 years ago

i think everyone is missing the point here, if you lose your sex drive, you wouldn't want sex anymore. you are not going to miss wanting sex. in fact, i bet you'd be better off not having a sex drive if you arn't having sex often enough to satisfy your nee... [Show full comment]

thealphabetaomega 9 years ago

Ouch, had I known that two hours earlier, at least half the female population of the world would still be virgins.

AWeirdo 11 years ago

Perfectly fine with this.

MrSmolBeans 5 years ago

* cackles in asexual *

JamesJay 10 years ago

Disappears doesn't mean can't be restored

RamboCreativity 11 years ago

I don't want sex but what if I have it anyway for the lols do I create some sort of paradox?

FROGU 8 years ago

What"s sex drive?

Maharid 3 years ago

Fair.

YojanTheAwesome 11 years ago

How is this a setback?

Grimlon 10 years ago

you couldnt pee!

LunaMelody 9 years ago

I don't have a sex drive anyway xD

CRAZYMAN101 11 years ago

but vaigra doe

jona311p 11 years ago

I dont need... anymore... sex?

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Everyone on here is such a fakist, they pretend to be something they"re not just to avoid getting shit from people about being or not being part of a thing or subscribing to a particular idea.

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