Will You Press The Button?

You obtain a sword capable of slicing through anything

but

It can talk, is incredibly annoying, and will try to mess with you.

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Mangomagmaman 8 years ago

Anybody else"s mind instantly go to jack from Magnus Chase

Thanos_daboss 6 years ago

Yes

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Mboss139 11 years ago

Excalibur from soul eater pretty much

Dark22 6 years ago

what about fucking ragnarok

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minimegaman090 2 years ago

it can split anything? hopefully not atoms

spr_mystery_man 8 years ago

* Can I use it to slice my way out of the void?

Aers 5 years ago

No Gaster ypu only need the souls

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FreakyFacey 11 years ago

AAAWWW HELL YEAAAH!! I already have a bunch of annoying people in my life, so I don't care about getting another one.

Bruh68 4 years ago

High on life be like

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

EYELANDER! WE MEET AGAIN

BizzyMB 9 years ago

headhead heeeeead

Melody Laine Warner 13 years ago

Fools! ~Excalibur

Shadow_Ultimate 4 years ago

From sonic and the black knight?

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Sexy_mall_santa 6 years ago

Isn't pennywise already all of those things

Aeroon 11 years ago

TRY ME SWORD, ILL NEVER BREAK!

spr_mystery_man 8 years ago

* Wow... I can even see myself. * I guess I really am shattered across time and space.

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me23 9 years ago

why am i reminded of elvis sword from who framed roger rabbit

Quietlily001 10 years ago

That"s kind of like Caliburn from Sonic and the Black Knight.

Bendy58 7 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking

Hi My Name Is Buttsex 10 years ago

You Damn Weaboo

Superdude3266 10 years ago

Welcome to the ricefields

D12 10 years ago

So basically C-3PO as a lightsaber...

Xepherxv 11 years ago

so Lilarcor?

EVILDESTROYER 11 years ago

YES FIRST TO COMMENT

the-idiot 9 years ago

yes because i will finally have a freind

WolfRex 9 years ago

Atleast I won't be alone

fabulouslyWiccan 9 years ago

Cool ass talking sword

Vamcani 9 years ago

I can just put it in a locker when I don't need it and put on a headset with some nice tunes when I use it.

TeamKobus2 9 years ago

"Heads..... heads......." -the eyelander

mathgeniuswhocares 9 years ago

yaaaaaaaaaay! a friend

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

Sounds like me and my friends. So... I get a sword AND a friend?! OH IM IN

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

So... The TF2 eyelander?

Youmoo 10 years ago

*hey listen*. * hey listen *

Jetcatz1093 10 years ago

-Navi

Snayperskya 10 years ago

Eyelander from TF2

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Ikr

Cosmic_Universe 10 years ago

Who wouldn't want a talking sword

TeamKobus2 9 years ago

Yeah. Especially one craving for heads...

Dovahkrud 10 years ago

Like Navi, but it's actually useful!

Fluff.Pup 10 years ago

just ignore it lol

LilacMimiXOXO 11 years ago

So, you can't put it down, or it will slice through the Earth?

Kaleki 11 years ago

I would have said Derfflinger from zero no tsukaima

Werpmerp906 11 years ago

Got duck tape pewdiepie or markiplier or jacksepticeye and so on

macher 11 years ago

Ok iam frist comment :-D

PumpkinKing1998 11 years ago

Mess with you. .how?

Chisps 11 years ago

Like Navi, but a sword... minus the tricking you part.

Joe-darden1 11 years ago

So Excalibur from soul eater XD

Herz 11 years ago

Soul eater excalibur? Lol

Jake Schell 13 years ago

Reminds me of the cursed SMG in borderlands 2

Andrew Lyon 13 years ago

Get it, figure out how it can slice through stuff, patent, sell to military

Abraham Moreno 13 years ago

caliburn from sonic and the black knight.

Destructer246 6 years ago

Give me my lightsaber

zlacore 11 years ago

They're called earplugs

XoXPotatoQueenXoX 9 years ago

E x c a l i b u r

ButterPig 11 years ago

First

Posik 7 years ago

The number of the sword tries to annoy me I'll just stick it in the ground that way it will shut up

SarcasticSnowFlake 11 years ago

Someone got the reference?

KiwiMaya 9 years ago

Magnus Chase?

Kouun 11 years ago

Guess that means we all get shinkis.

Justin Loh 13 years ago

Dont use it until it Shut the fuck up or stops being annoying or torch-er it till it complies

Randome_User 10 years ago

Simple put some duck tape over it"s mouth! Duck tape fixes everything

Jamenneel 10 years ago

Swords don't have mouths

How to Tame your Parents 10 years ago

People are saying Excalibur, which is trippy cause I'm in Monty Python's Spamalot right now... So creepy wierd

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