Will You Press The Button?

You obtain a sword capable of slicing through anything

but

It can talk, is incredibly annoying, and will try to mess with you.

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minimegaman0909 months ago

it can split anything? hopefully not atoms

Mangomagmaman7 years ago

Anybody else"s mind instantly go to jack from Magnus Chase

Thanos_daboss4 years ago

Yes

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Mboss1399 years ago

Excalibur from soul eater pretty much

Dark224 years ago

what about fucking ragnarok

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spr_mystery_man7 years ago

* Can I use it to slice my way out of the void?

Aers3 years ago

No Gaster ypu only need the souls

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FreakyFacey9 years ago

AAAWWW HELL YEAAAH!! I already have a bunch of annoying people in my life, so I don't care about getting another one.

Bruh683 years ago

High on life be like

TeamKobus28 years ago

EYELANDER! WE MEET AGAIN

BizzyMB8 years ago

headhead heeeeead

Melody Laine Warner12 years ago

Fools! ~Excalibur

Shadow_Ultimate3 years ago

From sonic and the black knight?

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Sexy_mall_santa4 years ago

Isn't pennywise already all of those things

Aeroon10 years ago

TRY ME SWORD, ILL NEVER BREAK!

spr_mystery_man7 years ago

* Wow... I can even see myself. * I guess I really am shattered across time and space.

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me238 years ago

why am i reminded of elvis sword from who framed roger rabbit

Quietlily0018 years ago

That"s kind of like Caliburn from Sonic and the Black Knight.

Bendy586 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking

Hi My Name Is Buttsex9 years ago

You Damn Weaboo

Superdude32668 years ago

Welcome to the ricefields

D129 years ago

So basically C-3PO as a lightsaber...

Xepherxv9 years ago

so Lilarcor?

EVILDESTROYER 9 years ago

YES FIRST TO COMMENT

the-idiot7 years ago

yes because i will finally have a freind

WolfRex7 years ago

Atleast I won't be alone

fabulouslyWiccan8 years ago

Cool ass talking sword

Vamcani8 years ago

I can just put it in a locker when I don't need it and put on a headset with some nice tunes when I use it.

TeamKobus28 years ago

"Heads..... heads......." -the eyelander

mathgeniuswhocares8 years ago

yaaaaaaaaaay! a friend

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

Sounds like me and my friends. So... I get a sword AND a friend?! OH IM IN

TeamKobus28 years ago

So... The TF2 eyelander?

Youmoo9 years ago

*hey listen*. * hey listen *

Jetcatz10938 years ago

-Navi

Snayperskya9 years ago

Eyelander from TF2

TeamKobus28 years ago

Ikr

Cosmic_Universe9 years ago

Who wouldn't want a talking sword

TeamKobus28 years ago

Yeah. Especially one craving for heads...

Dovahkrud9 years ago

Like Navi, but it's actually useful!

Fluff.Pup9 years ago

just ignore it lol

LilacMimiXOXO9 years ago

So, you can't put it down, or it will slice through the Earth?

Kaleki9 years ago

I would have said Derfflinger from zero no tsukaima

Werpmerp9069 years ago

Got duck tape pewdiepie or markiplier or jacksepticeye and so on

macher9 years ago

Ok iam frist comment :-D

PumpkinKing19989 years ago

Mess with you. .how?

Chisps10 years ago

Like Navi, but a sword... minus the tricking you part.

Joe-darden110 years ago

So Excalibur from soul eater XD

Herz10 years ago

Soul eater excalibur? Lol

Jake Schell12 years ago

Reminds me of the cursed SMG in borderlands 2

Andrew Lyon12 years ago

Get it, figure out how it can slice through stuff, patent, sell to military

Destructer2464 years ago

Give me my lightsaber

zlacore10 years ago

They're called earplugs

XoXPotatoQueenXoX7 years ago

E x c a l i b u r

Abraham Moreno12 years ago

caliburn from sonic and the black knight.

Posik5 years ago

The number of the sword tries to annoy me I'll just stick it in the ground that way it will shut up

SarcasticSnowFlake10 years ago

Someone got the reference?

KiwiMaya8 years ago

Magnus Chase?

Kouun9 years ago

Guess that means we all get shinkis.

Justin Loh12 years ago

Dont use it until it Shut the fuck up or stops being annoying or torch-er it till it complies

Randome_User8 years ago

Simple put some duck tape over it"s mouth! Duck tape fixes everything

Jamenneel8 years ago

Swords don't have mouths

ButterPig10 years ago

First

SeñiorSmoothybuns8 years ago

Who remembers Sonic and the African American Knight?

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